Patience comrade, patience....
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Patience comrade, patience....
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Hibee was the true father of chuckle theory.
SpineyNorman
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Obvious references to the workers bomb in those last tweets I posted - Big Bang theory makes me chuckle? I think we all know what that means comrades.
The39thStep
Urban critical thinker
Where is he these days?
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Kids took his time away i think.
BigTom
Well-Known Member
Cmmbe, I feel that it is only fair that I should receive a show trial to declare my guilt, rather than a summary execution. Revolutionary justice is of course always fair, but as you say, this offence may be overlooked at other times, not just I would suggest at a low ebb but also at the point of revolution, when the workers' bombs are landing on capitalism, and the nuclear winds are blowing clean our economy and society from oppression, such mistakes may also be overlooked. Now is not such a time of course, but I feel that there is enough of a question over my behaviour that only a show trial can truly satisfy the needs of the revolution.
The39thStep
Urban critical thinker
Is he still involved in Ex Marxists for Griffin?
That was different he was a key player in the British Workers Party - likes: Trojan boxed sets, Winston McKenzie, NHS, curry, trade unions, footie, Zimbabwe, Sikhs, and the Paulsgrove demos; dislikes: Islam, liberals, women bosses, further migration to undermine pay etc
The39thStep
Urban critical thinker
Brilliant pastiche on Workers Girder
http://suacs.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/socialist-fight-no-11.pdf
http://suacs.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/socialist-fight-no-11.pdf
rekil
to menny cranks
The Chuckle Brothers – A Neo-Maoist Posadist Perspective On Chuckle Theory
For many years the British children’s television show “Chucklevision” was written off by the chinstroking Bond Street lounger pseudo-Marxists and their backsliding fellow travellers as a simplistic expression of ruling class ideology; a perfect illustration of lowest common denominator bourgeois distractionist TV trash with no other purpose but to divert children from wholesome interests such as humming along to Rage Against Machines, browsing books about aliens, engaging in the rough and tumble of juvenile streetfighting gangs, and collecting politically sound comics like Johnny Red in an ignoble attempt to pervert the flowers of revolutionary youth and prevent them from embracing their ultimate destinies as ruthlessly disciplined neo-Luddite cadres.
However upon closer inspection, and illuminated by the effervescent light of Posadist theory, it becomes clear that Paul and Barry Chuckle are not the comic figures or tragic simpletons they invariably appear to be, but are in fact two of the most successful revolutionary agents in the entire Proletarian Milieu. The time has come for Proletarian Democracy to pay our proper respects to the Chuckles and finally reveal to the world the mystery and terrible beauty of Chuckle Theory.
Chucklevision is simply a stunning example of a sophisticated Bakhtinite-carnivalesque campaign to infiltrate and undermine the ruling class narratives imposed upon us by the effete cabal of private school Oxbridge capitalist wankers in the bourgeois media, by utilising crypto-entryist skills honed and perfected over decades by the inestimably tenacious working-class leadership that nestles within Proletarian Democracy. The truth is; Chucklevision is not just a kids’ TV show, but a picaresque tale of two archetypal Proletarian males, with their Proletarian Mullet’n’Tash combination and Proletarian Rotherham accents, striving to escape the tyranny of capitalist labour discipline by avoiding work.
Their nemesis in this eternal quest for emancipation is Dan the Van. Dan the Van is never seen in person, and whilst some cynics incorrectly assume this is a result of BBC bigwig tightfists being unwilling to pay to employ another actor, it is in fact a subtle commentary on the role of the absentee shareholder class in latter day capitalism. Dan the Van, like all modern parasitic capitalist vermin, uses a proxy, a stooge if you will, to do his dirty work for him – No Slacking.
No Slacking has no human name, for he is the capitalist desire to extract the greatest possible amount of surplus value from the working class made incarnate. The relationship between Dan the Van and No Slacking is the living embodiment of the shift in capitalism between ownership and control, the separation of the owners of the means of production from its managers. Dan the Van is the capitalist without function, and No Slacking is the functionary without capital – Thus the workings of contemporary managerial capitalism are exposed.
The famous Chucklist catchphrase, “To me, to you” is perhaps the most succinct expression of working class solidarity ever uttered against the parasitic capitalist ruling class of South Yorkshire. These four simple words were taken to the forge, thrust into the fire, repeatedly hammered and cooled until finally they were transformed into a deceptively light and subtle yet bayonet sharp revolutionary slogan, crafted to inculcate the youth of this land and beyond (Chucklevision was shown in 34 countries) with a revolutionary class consciousness and hence nurture a sense of proletarian solidarity from the earliest possible age.
So successful were comrades Barry and Paul in infiltrating the ideological state apparatus of CBBC, they even managed to get their own spin-off game show called, you guessed it, “To Me, To You” commissioned to further their seditious ambitions!
The Chuckles did not act in a political vacuum, but are continuing a fine tradition of working class Yorkshiremen fighting back against capitalist labour discipline and the tyranny of proletarianisation, part of a history of heroic Proletarian struggle that reaches all the way back to 200 years ago and the uprising of the Luddites. The Chuckles pay their respects to these brave Luddites by destroying practically every bit of machinery they are ever put in charge of in the TV show. Some mistakenly think this is “slapstick comedy” but to those within the swole ranks of Proletarian Democracy, its true significance is properly understood.
Many will ask “who conceived of this cunning plan?” as if this task of such complexity and genius could simply be the act of one individual. Ha! A plan of such guile could never be the work of one individual, and those who would presume so are guilty of the most pitiable brand of bourgeois individualism.
There is no “origin” of Chuckle Theory.
It is not arboreal. It is rhizomatic, its tendrils spreading and retracting -
To me.
To you.
It has no beginning, and no end. It just is.
Proletarian Democracy requests, nay demands, on behalf of the swarming swinish proletarian multitude of South Yorkshire, that Rotherham council immediately erect a 200ft high statue of Paul and Barry chuckle, on the centre-spot of the old Millmoor football pitch, to honour their legacy in fighting for the right not to work!
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https://twitter.com/joolsd
https://twitter.com/RedNaylor "Huddersfield's most influential Neodeleuzian Cybermaoist"
And the MMMK path
For many years the British children’s television show “Chucklevision” was written off by the chinstroking Bond Street lounger pseudo-Marxists and their backsliding fellow travellers as a simplistic expression of ruling class ideology; a perfect illustration of lowest common denominator bourgeois distractionist TV trash with no other purpose but to divert children from wholesome interests such as humming along to Rage Against Machines, browsing books about aliens, engaging in the rough and tumble of juvenile streetfighting gangs, and collecting politically sound comics like Johnny Red in an ignoble attempt to pervert the flowers of revolutionary youth and prevent them from embracing their ultimate destinies as ruthlessly disciplined neo-Luddite cadres.
However upon closer inspection, and illuminated by the effervescent light of Posadist theory, it becomes clear that Paul and Barry Chuckle are not the comic figures or tragic simpletons they invariably appear to be, but are in fact two of the most successful revolutionary agents in the entire Proletarian Milieu. The time has come for Proletarian Democracy to pay our proper respects to the Chuckles and finally reveal to the world the mystery and terrible beauty of Chuckle Theory.
Chucklevision is simply a stunning example of a sophisticated Bakhtinite-carnivalesque campaign to infiltrate and undermine the ruling class narratives imposed upon us by the effete cabal of private school Oxbridge capitalist wankers in the bourgeois media, by utilising crypto-entryist skills honed and perfected over decades by the inestimably tenacious working-class leadership that nestles within Proletarian Democracy. The truth is; Chucklevision is not just a kids’ TV show, but a picaresque tale of two archetypal Proletarian males, with their Proletarian Mullet’n’Tash combination and Proletarian Rotherham accents, striving to escape the tyranny of capitalist labour discipline by avoiding work.
Their nemesis in this eternal quest for emancipation is Dan the Van. Dan the Van is never seen in person, and whilst some cynics incorrectly assume this is a result of BBC bigwig tightfists being unwilling to pay to employ another actor, it is in fact a subtle commentary on the role of the absentee shareholder class in latter day capitalism. Dan the Van, like all modern parasitic capitalist vermin, uses a proxy, a stooge if you will, to do his dirty work for him – No Slacking.
No Slacking has no human name, for he is the capitalist desire to extract the greatest possible amount of surplus value from the working class made incarnate. The relationship between Dan the Van and No Slacking is the living embodiment of the shift in capitalism between ownership and control, the separation of the owners of the means of production from its managers. Dan the Van is the capitalist without function, and No Slacking is the functionary without capital – Thus the workings of contemporary managerial capitalism are exposed.
The famous Chucklist catchphrase, “To me, to you” is perhaps the most succinct expression of working class solidarity ever uttered against the parasitic capitalist ruling class of South Yorkshire. These four simple words were taken to the forge, thrust into the fire, repeatedly hammered and cooled until finally they were transformed into a deceptively light and subtle yet bayonet sharp revolutionary slogan, crafted to inculcate the youth of this land and beyond (Chucklevision was shown in 34 countries) with a revolutionary class consciousness and hence nurture a sense of proletarian solidarity from the earliest possible age.
So successful were comrades Barry and Paul in infiltrating the ideological state apparatus of CBBC, they even managed to get their own spin-off game show called, you guessed it, “To Me, To You” commissioned to further their seditious ambitions!
The Chuckles did not act in a political vacuum, but are continuing a fine tradition of working class Yorkshiremen fighting back against capitalist labour discipline and the tyranny of proletarianisation, part of a history of heroic Proletarian struggle that reaches all the way back to 200 years ago and the uprising of the Luddites. The Chuckles pay their respects to these brave Luddites by destroying practically every bit of machinery they are ever put in charge of in the TV show. Some mistakenly think this is “slapstick comedy” but to those within the swole ranks of Proletarian Democracy, its true significance is properly understood.
Many will ask “who conceived of this cunning plan?” as if this task of such complexity and genius could simply be the act of one individual. Ha! A plan of such guile could never be the work of one individual, and those who would presume so are guilty of the most pitiable brand of bourgeois individualism.
There is no “origin” of Chuckle Theory.
It is not arboreal. It is rhizomatic, its tendrils spreading and retracting -
To me.
To you.
It has no beginning, and no end. It just is.
Proletarian Democracy requests, nay demands, on behalf of the swarming swinish proletarian multitude of South Yorkshire, that Rotherham council immediately erect a 200ft high statue of Paul and Barry chuckle, on the centre-spot of the old Millmoor football pitch, to honour their legacy in fighting for the right not to work!
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https://twitter.com/joolsd
https://twitter.com/RedNaylor "Huddersfield's most influential Neodeleuzian Cybermaoist"
And the MMMK path
Red Naylor @RedNaylor
A spectre is haunting Europe. The spectre of Chu-Chu-ChuckleVision, Chu-ChuckleVision
A spectre is haunting Europe. The spectre of Chu-Chu-ChuckleVision, Chu-ChuckleVision
SpineyNorman
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I believe that's the first time I've ever seen a semi-colon in a newspaper headline
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
40 pages. For real.
I believe that's the first time I've ever seen a semi-colon in a newspaper headline
some fantastic layout and design ability on display there...
barney_pig
Po-cha-na-quar-hip
It revives my socialist idealism, a true monument to the proletarian struggle- I hope it isn't a spoof.
barney_pig
Po-cha-na-quar-hip
Slogans for the International Fight
Build Rank and File movements in the TUs!
Democratise the unions!
Elections of all union officials!
Officials to be paid no more than the average skilled worker’s wage!
Public works at TU rates of pay to give work to the unemployed!
No to the two-tier workforce! Defeat the anti-union laws!
No to British Jobs for British Workers!
Forward to the International Soli- darity of all the working class and oppressed!
Build a National Housing Cam- paign to fight for decent social housing for all!
Defend the NHS, no privatisation!
Nationalise the banks and major in-
dustries under the control of workers and working class communities!
Open the books so committees of workers and consumers can determine where frauds and swindles have oc- curred.
No to popular fronts with the politi- cal representatives of any capitalist class to ‘defeat fascism’, stop war or for any other reason.
No to sectarian abstention from the class struggle.
Release Irish, Palestinian, Naxalite, Tamil and all other anti-Imperialist POWs!
For the Anti-Imperialist United Front to defeat predatory Imperialist wars!
For a steeply progressive wealth tax! For an indefinite General Strike to
bring down the Con-Dem government!
Rebuild the Revolutionary Interna- tional, the Trotskyist Fourth Interna- tional!
Build Rank and File movements in the TUs!
Democratise the unions!
Elections of all union officials!
Officials to be paid no more than the average skilled worker’s wage!
Public works at TU rates of pay to give work to the unemployed!
No to the two-tier workforce! Defeat the anti-union laws!
No to British Jobs for British Workers!
Forward to the International Soli- darity of all the working class and oppressed!
Build a National Housing Cam- paign to fight for decent social housing for all!
Defend the NHS, no privatisation!
Nationalise the banks and major in-
dustries under the control of workers and working class communities!
Open the books so committees of workers and consumers can determine where frauds and swindles have oc- curred.
No to popular fronts with the politi- cal representatives of any capitalist class to ‘defeat fascism’, stop war or for any other reason.
No to sectarian abstention from the class struggle.
Release Irish, Palestinian, Naxalite, Tamil and all other anti-Imperialist POWs!
For the Anti-Imperialist United Front to defeat predatory Imperialist wars!
For a steeply progressive wealth tax! For an indefinite General Strike to
bring down the Con-Dem government!
Rebuild the Revolutionary Interna- tional, the Trotskyist Fourth Interna- tional!
SpineyNorman
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Owen Jones is in on it now too:
Owen Jones @OwenJones84
Sure, chuckle now. You'll feel like a right numpty if the Mayans were right though http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/17/mayan-apocalypse-mania-grips-russia …#thecountdownbegins
Owen Jones
Sure, chuckle now. You'll feel like a right numpty if the Mayans were right though http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/17/mayan-apocalypse-mania-grips-russia …
it really isn't a spoof
barney_pig
Po-cha-na-quar-hip
The site is is from is class- an article in black type on a black background, no compromise with bourgeois conceptions of legibility!
Louis MacNeice
Autumn Journalist
barney_pig
Po-cha-na-quar-hip
The editorial list are all well trodden Trotskyists, who I remember well from provisional socialist alliance days and huddled outside Marxism.
It was past caring who first did the To me, To You as Mass Line joke.
sleaterkinney
Well-Known Member
Did the Mayans forsee the Revolution?
Hmm, I thought it was me or hibee, but happy to give pc the credit if it was him
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
It wasn't.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
The Boneists are onboard:
http://ianbone.wordpress.com/2012/12/17/from-me-to-you-the-chuckle-brothers-a-class-analysis/
http://ianbone.wordpress.com/2012/12/17/from-me-to-you-the-chuckle-brothers-a-class-analysis/
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