Proletarian Democracy must build in the feline community as it rejects the opium of the masses! Today, in continuing the revolutionary spirit which is a hallmark of the feline layer of the working class, my cats knocked over a box of Hanukkah candles, and have also thwarted the plans of theocratic reactionaries for the bourgeois so-called "Christmas season" by grabbing baubles from the tree and stealing them, in a true example of Marxist redistribution of wealth, a naked grab from under the faces and the paws of the working class under the guise of "the season of goodwill", which is merely a cloak for the bourgeoisie's hold over us. The Christmas tree can be seen to represent the bosses and the 1% who have control of most of the baubles (the money) and the cats, like the working class, are trying to steal the baubles back for themselves. This shows true proletarian consciousness and it is not stressing the point that cats will form a key part of any true Marxist vanguard.
When locked in a drawer last night by the hand of capitalism, they showed the true spirit of socialist cooperation by pushing the top drawer out from under the bottom drawer so they could escape. But one had to do it first, showing the importance of revolutionary leadership and democratic centralism, for to become truly free, one cat had to open the drawer for the other, as the vanguard will open the drawer of proletarian revolution for the working class. We, Proletarian Democracy, must lead the working class in being the first to open the top drawer of capitalist exploitation into a bright new dawn of socialism!
