Workers' Girder! Getcher Workers Girder!

[frogwoman]

Your "onion theory" is the hollow academicism for which such faux-proletarian members of the intelligentsia as yourselves are infamous! The workers in their factories urinate on your intellectualist onions!!



You've forgotten your revolutionary catechism, comrade. It's Lenin first, then Bertrand Russell, then the Bronstein creature.



I want all the drugs I can get, comrade frog. It is only my decades-long experience of being constantly off my bonce that allows me to reply lucidly to you, so fucked am I on fine proletarian opiates. What's your excuse for lucidity, comrade? Have you been licking the leprosy sores of capitalism?

Go back to your parasitic swamp Representing the "left" wing of capital, you are not fit to call yourself "comrade". As for your cheap shot about the workers urinating on the onions, need I remind you that most of them are more familiar with the process of stripping away the useless layers of the onions than you ever will be, unwilling to dirty your hands with such pursuits. You wax lyrics about the workers in the factories but in your rush to denounce the onion theory you are cutting yourself from whole layers (see what I did there). The workers are tiring of your workerist schemas "Comrade"!

Long live onions!

Long live Posadas!

Long live Proletarian Democracy!

As for my excuse for lucidity, it is simply that until drugs are compulsory for all over the age of 6 all drugs taken would simply be "degenerated drugs". A theory you're no doubt unfamiliar with.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Go back to your parasitic swamp Representing the "left" wing of capital, you are not fit to call yourself "comrade".

I do not call myself "comrade", comrade. That would be presumptuous and foolish. feelings with which you are doubtlessly well-acquainted.

As for your cheap shot about the workers urinating on the onions, need I remind you that most of them are more familiar with the process of stripping away the useless layers of the onions than you ever will be, unwilling to dirty your hands with such pursuits.

Pah. The useless layers are you and your fellow leeches, and soon enough you shall be stripped away and flushed down the toilet of history! As for dirtying my hands, comrade, they may not have factory grime or collective farm soil ingrained into them, but they are filthy with the blood and gore of vomitous class traitors, capitalist-fellators and Kronstadt-revisionists such as yourself such as yourself.

You wax lyrics about the workers in the factories but in your rush to denounce the onion theory you are cutting yourself from whole layers (see what I did there). The workers are tiring of your workerist schemas "Comrade"!

Long live onions!

Long live Posadas!

Long live Proletarian Democracy!

As for my excuse for lucidity, it is simply that until drugs are compulsory for all over the age of 6 all drugs taken would simply be "degenerated drugs". A theory you're no doubt unfamiliar with.

Comrade, to the true proletarian, drugs are already compulsory for all over the age of six. Perhaps your sojourn in the ivory towers of kulak-intellectualism have dimmed your memory and your wits, or perhaps you prescribe one thing for the people and another for yourself?

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Is the Girder bit referencing the joke about the Irish labourer asked the difference between a girder and a joist and he says Goethe wrote Faust, Joyce wrote Ulysses?

 

[frogwoman]

I do not call myself "comrade", comrade. That would be presumptuous and foolish. feelings with which you are doubtlessly well-acquainted.

I forget, you backward layers of the parasitic milieu and your attachment to reactionary practices of bourgeois naming. We in Proletarian Democracy understand that for the class to progress we must say no to names, forward to the collective will!

Pah. The useless layers are you and your fellow leeches, and soon enough you shall be stripped away and flushed down the toilet of history! As for dirtying my hands, comrade, they may not have factory grime or collective farm soil ingrained into them, but they are filthy with the blood and gore of vomitous class traitors, capitalist-fellators and Kronstadt-revisionists such as yourself such as yourself.

Yet another excuse for bourgeois ultra-left workerist intellectualism.

Comrade, to the true proletarian, drugs are already compulsory for all over the age of six. Perhaps your sojourn in the ivory towers of kulak-intellectualism have dimmed your memory and your wits, or perhaps you prescribe one thing for the people and another for yourself?

Oh really? The drugs of which you speak are not really the people's drugs at all but rather the favoured hallucinogens of lumpen anarchistic petty bourgeois crypto-Stalinists, who have given us such imaginary creatures as the "dog" and the "cat" and fooled the class into accepting such fictions

 

[ViolentPanda]

I forget, you backward layers of the parasitic milieu and your attachment to reactionary practices of bourgeois naming. We in Proletarian Democracy understand that for the class to progress we must say no to names, forward to the collective will!

The "collective will" as mediated through the delusory ravings of the criminal lunatic Bronstein and his vanguardist crypto-imperialist lackeys.

As for names, I gift you a name - you are the Capitalists' Rectum, the orifice that issues excrement onto the heads of the workers, s contenptuous are you of them!

Yet another excuse for bourgeois ultra-left workerist intellectualism.

There's no need to be nasty about The Black Hand, you know!

Oh really? The drugs of which you speak are not really the people's drugs at all but rather the favoured hallucinogens of lumpen anarchistic petty bourgeois crypto-Stalinists, who have given us such imaginary creatures as the "dog" and the "cat" and fooled the class into accepting such fictions

You call the prime source of meat for most workers workers (except the steak-eating vanguardists of which you are a part) "imaginary", comrade? Perhaps you've spent too long away from the furnaces and stamping presses of the workers' steel fabrication plants...

 

[frogwoman]

this is actually still saner than the average conversation on revleft

 

[frogwoman]

expect the writers of the fucking left rag to be no platforming you from now till the end of history.

http://www.scribd.com/thefuckingleftrag/d/89696954-FLR9

"picture of a fist"

that is awesome, i propose we approach them comrades. in a comradely fashion obviously

 

[Bakunin]

this is actually still saner than the average conversation on revleft

True, but I still think we should set our sights slightly higher than that.

 

[Col_Buendia]

Congrats on this, I loved it. Haven't wasted quite so much time online to recognise *all* the Penny Red refs, but remember the burning newspaper one!

 

[chilango]

When are we holding the Workers Girder paper sale?

When's Marxism?

 

[The39thStep]

Genius, everything. Some work to top that Mr steps.

My humble role over the past decade has been to hew out the political, cultural and intellectual space for a new sort of politics to flourish in .One that starts from the fact that the forward march of labour has been halted. . Not only do we need a new revolutionary left but also a new working class and that is only possible by a very complicated process that is way over the heads of most people.

The history of cheadlehighstreet has shown us that it is possible to create a space where by the relationship of revolutionary politics to the working class can be redrawn and rethought . In that pilot we tested out the theory that it is not the working class that makes history but the revolutionary left itself. In fact what we found is that it is possible for the revolutionary left to makes it own history , one that is independent of the working class ;the looting of the Spar shop at Gleneagles, the International Brigade for Iraq, the introduction of text messaging for threats to the workers movement , Skateboarder Against the War ,The Girls Aloud b side on Kronstadt and the Lindsey German cook book for example. And in making that history, in circumstances entirely of its own choosing, a new working class has been born . One that is fit for the script and does what it is supposed to do not just in theory but in practise.

The emergence of Workers Girder is proof that not only is another world possible but possibly we are in another world.

Comrades it is not the end of history it is simply extra time .

 

[chilango]

Ahhh. The Lindsey German food diaries. They were good.

 

[Ibn Khaldoun]

Is the Girder bit referencing the joke about the Irish labourer asked the difference between a girder and a joist and he says Goethe wrote Faust, Joyce wrote Ulysses?

Think it's making fun of Spartacist League who publish Worker's Hammer

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Pity, I liked the idea of it referencing that joke.

 

[rekil]

Congrats on this, I loved it. Haven't wasted quite so much time online to recognise *all* the Penny Red refs, but remember the burning newspaper one!

She ducked into a cafe to 'charge her phone' while everyone else went to push through the police lines in Chicago last night. "Young people", "self-appointed team leaders" and characters called 'Fluffy' and 'Sparkle' make appearances in her latest indy article. Obligatory lotr wank on sunday night.

 

[frogwoman]

Over the last few years a group of us in Proletarian Democracy decided that the left has been utterly unfit for purpose. We decided that its time to slay the old shibboleths of the organised Cobweb Left such as the idea that capitalism is bad. Why is it bad, especially if I could get rich? The leftist project has alienated vast sections of the working class including bankers, doctors and stockbrokers.

Furthermore the liberal cobweb left has failed to spot the rise of a disturbing phenomenon which threatens the future of both the working class but the Workers' Bomb itself. Fuelled by a decades-long compesnation culture, the Workers Bomb is now a distant dream because as soon as it was set off, liberal faint-hearts would immediately sue the people who set it off. In other words those who fear the whip and the lash but are all too happy to claim for whiplash. A new and distinct social formation has emerged, bent on mindless greedy parasitism. We call these people ... lawyers.

The liberal left has utterly failed to address the culture of compensation. The legal threats bandied around to Proletarian Democracy's members of late is simply the militant wing of the culture which permits people to sue for spilling coffee on themselves or for falling on the pavement. This was ignored and even welcomed by the sections of the New Leftist project, including many of our former comrades. Why not squeeze every penny from our capitalist overlords, the question was asked, never mind the catastrophic consequences that could result? But this naive and opportunist stance simply provoked the rise and rise of firms of solicitors bent on destroying the very fabric of working class communities which we will rely on to create the Workers' Bomb.

No win no fee! is their cry. How different that is to the trans continental railway workers' cry of No Pay No Lay and the glorious struggles of a once proud working class which has been deserted in favour of this new social formation so beloved of liberals, the New Left and Trotskyites everywhere! Is this what we have come to, comrades? The class's historical mission, to build the workers' bomb, has been abandoned to unearned remuneration. Working class action has been sacrificed on the altar of class actions of mere ambulance chasers. Meanwhile, blue collared workers, abandoned by the traditional left, have to toil carting around huge loads, and nobody gives a fuck!

We at Proletarian Democracy (external faction) say No to No Win No fee. We say, Win, Win, Win!

 

[Nylock]

 

[ViolentPanda]

Over the last few years a group of us in Proletarian Democracy decided that the left has been utterly unfit for purpose. We decided that its time to slay the old shibboleths of the organised Cobweb Left such as the idea that capitalism is bad. Why is it bad, especially if I could get rich? The leftist project has alienated vast sections of the working class including bankers, doctors and stockbrokers.

So, basically, you're the RCP.

 

[frogwoman]

So, basically, you're the RCP.

The Independent Workers Bomb Association (IWBA)

 

[ViolentPanda]

The Independent Workers Bomb Association (IWBA)

Is that anything like "The Institute of Ideas"?

 

[Ibn Khaldoun]

I think PD should do a Q&A.

I want to know if socialism is possible on one planet or has to be across the whole galaxy?
Thanks

 

[Nylock]

I would venture to say that universal socialism should mean just that: Make the Universe Socialist One Galaxy At A Time!!!

"MUSOGAAT!"

(Picture of a fist)

 

[frogwoman]

I think PD should do a Q&A.

I want to know if socialism is possible on one planet or has to be across the whole galaxy?
Thanks

I'm surprised that the advanced layers of the proletariat have to ask that question. Every working class person in the street understands socialism to be a dialectical process which could only be completed when it was achieved not on earth, not in the galaxy (no to provincial Milky-Wayism) but across the universe.

 

[frogwoman]

I should also add to the above piece that any doubters of this cutting-edge class analysis need only look to the events of last august's riots for a vindication of the external faction of Proletarian Democracy's analysis. Thousands of looters took to the stre et in an orgy of consumeristic violence, showing little regard for life, limb and property. Following these nouveau-lumpen were riding on their tailcoats, a new and even more disturbing phenomenon where people would deliberately run into lampposts and into windows, falling on banana skins and choking on stolen nuts, in an attempt to gain the money back from the civil court system which decades of neo-liberal leftism had made them think they deserved. Proof, if it could be needed, would be found in what several of these materialistic scum elements had to say on the matter.

"I can get injured as many times as I want, I can claim the money back on the insurance, its a laugh a minute!! "
"Don't quote me! Or I'll get Carter Fuck on you innit blud"
"Come near me and I'll sue you! Round ere we run tings da legalistic way!"

What have the other splits of Proletarian Democracy had to say about this, let alone the wider proletarian milieu?? Nothing Such scenes could hardly be a better illustration of why we need the Workers' Bomb but due to the expensive lawsuits emanating from the middle-class left should the Bomb ever come to fruition, such a day looms ever further away, and the Workers' Bomb these failed leftists refer to could more accurately be called the middle-class people's bomb. It is difficult to see what could fill the vacuum of Proletarian Democracy's failure.

In other words, we're doomed

 

[Belushi]

Wurrkurrs' Gurrdurr.

You'll have to do a workshop on the correct pronunciation at the Jamboree of Fury Comrade.

It just sounds Swedish when I try my papersellers yell.

 

[DotCommunist]

In these dark times, we look to the outspoken voices of PD to articulate the rage of our class. I for one will pay solidarity price for every single copy of Girder. Except when I download them as PDF in which case your only payment will be my dedication to the furtherance of socialist aims. A weighty coin indeed.

 

[chilango]

In these dark times, we look to the outspoken voices of PD to articulate the rage of our class. I for one will pay solidarity price for every single copy of Girder. Except when I download them as PDF in which case your only payment will be my dedication to the furtherance of socialist aims. A weighty coin indeed.

Hah.

You IP address is worth more to us than your poxy pound coin.

We in PD are learining from the enemy in monetizing our social media leverage or something.

 

[Bakunin]

I would venture to say that universal socialism should mean just that: Make the Universe Socialist One Galaxy At A Time!!!

"MUSOGAAT!"

(Picture of a fist)

'You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile...'

'Can I interest you in a copy of Socialist Worker?'

 

[barney_pig]

there is much confusion within the joint council for the reunification and reconciliation council of True Path Proletarian Democracy (Posadist) at various communiques emanating from a shadowy group describing itself as Proletarian Democracy (external Faction). Firstly the unfortunately deluded Comrade Frogwoman, not withstanding the sterling efforts she has achieved in organising the Peasant masses in their struggle for public transport based on workers control and a workers clock, as a first stage toward a workers bomb in Oxfordshire, has been obviously led astray by the parasitical Milieu swarming like locusts at the margins of the Glorious path of the Leaders one true line.
There can be NO external faction as there is NO LIFE OUTSIDE the Party!
We plead with Comrade Frogwoman to return to the warm and eternally forgiving embrace of the only truly Proletarian party, confess her crimes and cease this dalliance with the sub anarchoid Zinovievite wreckers of the so called 'external faction.

 

[BigTom]

I think PD should do a Q&A.

I want to know if socialism is possible on one planet or has to be across the whole galaxy?
Thanks