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Workers' Girder! Getcher Workers Girder!

Another great socialist once wrote: If I ever felt inclined to be timid as I was going into a room hill of people, I would say to myself, "You're the cleverest member of one of the cleverest families in the cleverest class of the cleverest nation in the world-why should you be frightened?"
 
Bakunin said:
The saddest thing about Worker's Girder is that, even though it's obviously a piss-take (and an especially good one, IMHO), it's STILL better and probably closer to the truth than Socialist Worker.
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you have revealed yourself as a secret enemy of the only true proletarian party!
out damn degenerated parasitical element!
don't diss the fragrant Penny, a comrade and an inspiration to the radical youth!
 
barney_pig said:
you have revealed yourself as a secret enemy of the only true proletarian party!
out damn degenerated parasitical element!
don't diss the fragrant Penny, a comrade and an inspiration to the radical youth!
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The response to my confession at the next SWP Party Conference:

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'GOLDSTEIN! GOLDSTEIN! GOLDSTEIN!'
 
Proletarian Democracy?

Splitting parasitic Kulak leeches and crypto-Trotskyite lickspittles, all of them (except for the one who pretends to be a Maoist, but who hides a copy of "The Road to Freedom" under his mattress)!! Sod the "workers' bomb". Feed Proletarian Democracy the workers' bayonet!! :mad:
 
ViolentPanda said:
Proletarian Democracy?

Splitting parasitic Kulak leeches and crypto-Trotskyite lickspittles, all of them (except for the one who pretends to be a Maoist, but who hides a copy of "The Road to Freedom" under his mattress)!! Sod the "workers' bomb". Feed Proletarian Democracy the workers' bayonet!! :mad:
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Your outrage at Proletarian Democracy at the supposed "evil" of splitting displays your thorough lack of understanding of Marxist dialectics, comrade. The onion theory of proletarian struggle represents the worst layers of the Party being stripped away by splits, a necessary process in forging a strong revolutionary force. As for your crypto-Stalinist view of "crypto-Trotskyites" I do not know where to begin, clearly you have not read the organ of the vanguard of the class in ay detail at all. Everyone knows that Proletarian Democracy (apart from the splitters) are open about their adherence to the one true path of Trotsky, Lenin, Posadas, Colonel Sanders and Haile Salassie. Could it be you, "comrade" Panda, who is hiding your true allegiances? Do you want any drugs by any chance? Be careful how you answer :mad:
 
frogwoman said:
Your outrage at Proletarian Democracy at the supposed "evil" of splitting displays your thorough lack of understanding of Marxist dialectics, comrade. The onion theory of proletarian struggle represents the worst layers of the Party being stripped away by splits, a necessary process in forging a strong revolutionary force.
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Your "onion theory" is the hollow academicism for which such faux-proletarian members of the intelligentsia as yourselves are infamous! The workers in their factories urinate on your intellectualist onions!!

As for your crypto-Stalinist view of "crypto-Trotskyites" I do not know where to begin, clearly you have not read the organ of the vanguard of the class in ay detail at all. Everyone knows that Proletarian Democracy (apart from the splitters) are open about their adherence to the one true path of Trotsky, Lenin, Posadas, Colonel Sanders and Haile Salassie.
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You've forgotten your revolutionary catechism, comrade. It's Lenin first, then Bertrand Russell, then the Bronstein creature.

Could it be you, "comrade" Panda, who is hiding your true allegiances? Do you want any drugs by any chance? Be careful how you answer :mad:
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I want all the drugs I can get, comrade frog. It is only my decades-long experience of being constantly off my bonce that allows me to reply lucidly to you, so fucked am I on fine proletarian opiates. What's your excuse for lucidity, comrade? Have you been licking the leprosy sores of capitalism? :hmm:
 
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