Biddlybee
making knots with sticks
I'd go with spirali over penne, then at least you've got something slightly curvyMacaroni cheese fail at the first hurdle: no macaroni! I'm gonna have a look in some other shops in a bit, but have a feeling they all only stock the ubiquitous spaghetti, spirali and penne.
Might have to go penne cheese, which is a bit disappointing on this momentous occasion. Maybe I'll just call it generic pasta bake to avoid further disappointment...
I can reveal that I was planning to make a simple version (no toms, no bacon etc in it), with bay-leaf infused milk and a leetle bit of mustard.