I told the Mrs a while back that I missed cheese toasties, so she got me a toastie maker that is basically two metal plates you heat in the microwave first. Once hot, you put the cheese sandwich between them and hold them together with a silicone strap at either end, before putting it back in the microwave to cook again.
It gives you a sort of cheese toastie. The bread slices are definitely toasted on either side, and the cheese melted between them. However, the sides are not squished together tightly enough to stop the cheese all running out over the plates and the microwave if you cook it too long, and you don't get the rock solid, razor sharp edges to cut your mouth open with that you get with a proper squishing toastie maker. Nor does the cheese inside become hotter than the sun, and no blast of super heated air flies out of it like opening the very gates of hell themselves when you bite an end off.
In many ways, and used carefully, it's a superior device to the squishing toastie maker. But I miss the 'basically glass made of bread' style toasties of my youth, from machines that were next to impossible to clean.
Basically, I blame brexit. Or King Charles III. One of the two anyway. You couldn't make it up.