Urban v's the Commentariat

[discokermit]

tipton boilers, a quality football team

is that the team from 'the lagoon' that are sponsored by the bnp? i think the lagoon has shut down now, shithole.

 

[binka]

Exactly.

that doesn't make him special. any bloke doing the same thing for forty years would become equally skilled at it. this does not make him worthy of any reappraisal

 

[discokermit]

What's their speciality dish? You're going to have to come up with something pretty impressive to beat a Parmo.

grorty dick. biled baecun n gray pays. faggits.

 

[Ronnie Rubashov]

People from Teesside are weird, that's why. When I was nearly old enough to drink, me and my mates thought Yarm was the height of sophistication, so we bought suits and used to try to get in pubs on the High Street Even went clubbing in a suit in Yarm. (there aren't enough facepalms).

Jumping Jaks...those were the days? The Bongo?....or is this place a nest of bourgeois pretension?

 

[LiamO]

that doesn't make him special. any bloke doing the same thing for forty years would become equally skilled at it. this does not make him worthy of any reappraisal

lots of blokes are shagging for 40 years. Doesn't mean they have to be any good at it.

 

[LiamO]

Jumping Jaks...those were the days? The Bongo?....or is this place a nest of bourgeois pretension?

 

[Ronnie Rubashov]

lots of blokes are shagging for 40 years. Doesn't mean they have to be any good at it.

It does if people pay to watch

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

thanks to dk I've just realised when my cat wants to throw up it cries 'yarm' 'yarm' 'yarm'

 

[LiamO]

It does if people pay to watch

Nah. Me and the Missus paid into a Live sex show in Amsterdam... it was shit. it was a wet tuesday afternoon in October and the entire audience was made up of our fellow tourists off the Hull boat

 

[Ronnie Rubashov]

Nah. Me and the Missus paid into a Live sex show in Amsterdam... it was shit. it was a wet tuesday afternoon in October and the entire audience was made up of our fellow tourists off the Hull boat

Yeah, but had they been doing it for 40 years?

 

[discokermit]

thanks to dk I've just realised when my cat wants to throw up it cries 'yarm' 'yarm' 'yarm'

i've got it stuck in my head now. yyaaam.

 

[Fez909]

Jumping Jaks...those were the days? The Bongo?....or is this place a nest of bourgeois pretension?

Jumpin Jaks is long gone isn't it?

 

[killer b]

grorty dick. biled baecun n gray pays. faggits.

don't you have battered chips too? they sound fucking spesh to me. <3

 

[Fez909]

don't you have battered chips too? they sound fucking spesh to me. <3

Is that a thing? I always thought they would be amazing but I have never seen them anywhere!

*drool*

 

[LiamO]

Yeah, but had they been doing it for 40 years?

They looked bored enough to have been

 

[LiamO]

Is that a thing? I always thought they would be amazing but I have never seen them anywhere!

*drool*

only midget scallops innit.

I remeber my disgust when I discovered real scallops' were actually shellfish rather than a slice of battered spud.

 

[discokermit]

don't you have battered chips too? they sound fucking spesh to me. <3

they are ace. i only mentioned the shit stuff that's 'traditional', which, to be honest, i've never even tasted. boiled bacon and grey peas looks and smells fucking revolting.

 

[discokermit]

only midget scallops innit.

I remeber my disgust when I discovered real scallops' were actually shellfish rather than a slice of battered spud.

noooo, my friend,

 

[LiamO]

lush. want me some.

 

[Citizen66]

you should go to tipton, then you'd see how good you got it.

That concept seems a bit surreal.

 

[killer b]

they are ace. i only mentioned the shit stuff that's 'traditional', which, to be honest, i've never even tasted. boiled bacon and grey peas looks and smells fucking revolting.

boiled bacon & grey peas sounds lush to me, but i'm happy to go with the battered chips. it's all good.

 

[LiamO]

Nowt wrong with boiled bacon... although you should be civilised and have it with spring cabbage and Kerr's Pinks or Dublin Queens

 

[Citizen66]

Well, that's news to me. Can't beat a Teesside parmo though. You could go to the World Parmo Championships and taste the finest parmos man has to offer!

Make him name where he got it!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

i had a parmo in washington, it's not just teeside these days. it was ok. good concept, execution a bit shit, but it was a takeaway - what else can you expect?

It is Teesside not teeside

Bloody Lancastrians.

 

[Ronnie Rubashov]

Jumpin Jaks is long gone isn't it?

Yeah. I think the floor was collapsing. Certainly felt like it. Car Park these days.

 

[discokermit]

That concept seems a bit surreal.

i took this photo in tipton last week,

what goes 'clipclop clipclop, bang bang, clipclop clipclop'?

a tipton driveby shooting.

 

[Fez909]

Yeah. I think the floor was collapsing. Certainly felt like it. Car Park these days.

I thought they built some multi-colour, multi-storey student accommodation thing?

 

[Citizen66]

I need to be reminded at some point to finish the argument with Liam. Well it's not really an argument. It's more him calling me something then his own reaction. I'm sure he knows that though. He's not daft.

 

[Ronnie Rubashov]

Doesn't seem like anyone's wanting to lay into the commentariat. I think that's a good thing on the whole. They aren't really worth the effort. So much of it now is incestuous. Someone writes something vaguely controversial...that spawns eight articles about the original...somewhere along the line someone objects to one of the articles and says so...this gets a robust response...bingo! Commentariat Spat...cue article about the row...cue 10 more about..."aren't ya just sick of these Internet spats"...long as somewhere along the line, someone else has written something vaguely controversial then we can start all over again. Fuck the lot of them. They should fuck off and live on an island.

 

[Ronnie Rubashov]

I thought they built some multi-colour, multi-storey student accommodation thing?

Car park last time I saw.