The urban party

[ice-is-forming]

Can’t wait for our first cabinet meeting.

The liquor cabinet meeting

 

[ice-is-forming]

l'd like to be a Minister without Portfolio. I'd be quite good at it as I already don't have a portfolio.

You may actually be overqualified

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Of course, if called I will always be honoured to serve our great Party and nation but was hoping for more of a sinecure with, say, regular football tickets.

Yeah, you rubberstamping whatever I say is basically the gig. Tranmere Rovers season ticket in the post!

 

[Edie]

moonsi til and Red Cat have MH covered, alongside our extensive social reforms that I’d hope include Universal Income.

 

[Yossarian]

There can only be one Minister for Festivals - while he's no longer with us, a junior festographer could be tasked with going through his posts, determining what course of action he would have taken, and issuing press releases with the appropriate number of smileys.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

You may actually be overqualified

True. There are so many portfolio's I don't possess. Might it be an astute career move to try and find one somewhere?

 

[Numbers]

How many staff can we hire in our Ministerial positions?

 

[Edie]

danski can head up the Home Building National Program

 

[steveo87]

Minister for disappointment?

Phrase it as 'Minister of Realites' and I'm all in.

 

[pogofish]

Anything requiring some quiet skulduggery, out of the public eye and I’m-in.

 

[Supine]

Disappointed I'm not in, if I'm honest.

We can be the shadow establishment who really run things in secret

 

[Yossarian]

We can be the shadow establishment who really run things in secret

Shh, nobody's supposed to know about the urbaninati

 

[ice-is-forming]

How many staff can we hire in our Ministerial positions?

Sorry numbers, that's a numbers question which only kabbes can answer

 

[Smangus]

We can be the shadow establishment who really run things in secret

Anything requiring some quiet skulduggery, out of the public eye and I’m-in.

Chief Whip?

 

[blairsh]

Could i be one of those ones that just bangs loads of beak in the commons and spaffs money that isn't mine on shit for myself ? Which ones that again?

 

[dessiato]

dessiato for minister for health and safety.

Spymaster Minister for peace and pot pissing.
Voley Minister for Rocks and Footpaths
fizzerbird Minister for UTGCTUKCGilugftugedcygugp;luh clunt izzZZZZZ not piffed.

Putting me in charge of H&S is a good idea. I was a member of the IOSH. I was also trained in accident investigation. This plays to my strengths.

 

[_Russ_]

Not-impressed of Talbot Green would like to know if you have any policies?

 

[friedaweed]

Not-impressed of Talbot Green would like to know if you have any policies?

The position of the party on the development of policy and it's subsequent publication is as important as the pledge of our manifesto. This is pivotal to the future of our expansion and eventual hegemonic consumption of all tings right. We will not be badgered into rushing these important drivers in our direction for change by anyone from Talbot-Green, Timbuktu or Terryfuckingfuckwitville.

Our think tank is currently having a hobnob.

 

[friedaweed]

Could i be one of those ones that just bangs loads of beak in the commons and spaffs money that isn't mine on shit for myself ? Which ones that again?

You have to be a minister to get away with that mate.

How about minister for Peak Beak Lavatoria and online-commerce?

 

[Bingoman]

Can I be Minister for the Countryside

 

[Smangus]

Ahem cough

The Urban Party's time is up!

 

[Bingoman]

Ahem cough

The Urban Party's time is up!

What already

 

[Smangus]

What already

Just following forum protocol etc etc!

 

[_Russ_]

The position of the party on the development of policy and it's subsequent publication is as important as the pledge of our manifesto. This is pivotal to the future of our expansion and eventual hegemonic consumption of all tings right. We will not be badgered into rushing these important drivers in our direction for change by anyone from Talbot-Green, Timbuktu or Terryfuckingfuckwitville.

Our think tank is currently having a hobnob

You sound exactly the same as the other cunts

 

[friedaweed]

You sound exactly the same as the other cunts

Brother, if we're going to take the office of the party leading the country into the demise of capitalism and all round Jah Bless discord seriously we must learn from the actions of our predecessors and replicate some of their inaction to enable that crisis in modern democracy.

We've already planned a meeting at the drinks cabinet, first we must brew up and consider the room.

You will appreciate the difference in our pace for change. We've waited a long time for this glorious day, we need to let it soak in and then discuss the possibility of action.

 

[kabbes]

kabbes

Gold Seal alright ?

It’s a really bad idea to put me in charge of anything. I’ll find a way to pass all responsibility onto others and spend my days on urban instead.

 

[Smangus]

It’s a really bad idea to put me in charge of anything. I’ll find a way to pass all responsibility onto others and spend my days on urban instead.

That makes you eminently qualified .....

 

[DownwardDog]

Okay, so I'm nominating
kabbes chancellor
kebabking military
Edie health services
SpookyFrank education
DownwardDog transport
Bahnhof Strasse travel
Manter home secretary
spitfire balloons
Smangus Number 10 cat
ice-is-forming drug policy
Numbers mojitos
Oula press pics
bellaozzydog surfing
DotCommunist chief whip AND gulag bossman




Who wants to be prime minister..

I'd be a better Chancellor but I'll give Transport a crack.

"Transport's fucking airports!"
M. Tucker

 

[BigMoaner]

I want to be in charge of arresting public facetimers

 

[Humberto]

Daytime television please