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the south atlantic industrial zone is 'go' (priti patel floated idea of sending asylum seekers to ascension island)

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Labour's shadow home secretary Nick Thomas-Symonds said: "This ludicrous idea is inhumane, completely impractical and wildly expensive - so it seems entirely plausible this Tory government came up with it."
And I'd quite agree if it ends up being used for people from parts foreign heading to the UK but wholly disagree should it be employed to speed former people on their way to their final destination
 
Is Wideawake airfield still operational on Ascension? All I ever heard about it was personnel tents being invaded by giant land crabs.

Kind of. The runway is temporarily downgraded and sections of it need rebuilding - flights can land and take off on the reduced runway, but it's more dodgy for aircraft at maximum take off weight, so the airbridge to the Falklands goes via Africa instead.

The contract has been done, I think it's due to be completed in about 18 months.

(The fishing at AI is excellent. Nice place to spend a few days....)
 
had to check it wasn't April 1. bloody hell. how thick is priti patel? really actually this thick?

Government of the talents mate. Yes, she actually is that thick.

She's trying to mimic the Australian policy of putting migrants put on the arse end of nowhere to reduce the 'pull' factors, but she's not bright enough to spend 30 seconds on wiki and Google earth and decide that AI isn't a runner - not least because the US (prompted by the MOD) will go spare - she just comes comes out with idiot ideas and gets her team to work out how viable they are. So this stuff leaks and makes her look even more like an idiot.
 
had to check it wasn't April 1. bloody hell. how thick is priti patel? really actually this thick?

Government of the talents mate. Yes, she actually is that thick.

She's trying to mimic the Australian policy of putting migrants put on the arse end of nowhere to reduce the 'pull' factors, but she's not bright enough to spend 30 seconds on wiki and Google earth and decide that AI isn't a runner - not least because the US (prompted by the MOD) will go spare - she just comes comes out with idiot ideas and gets her team to work out how viable they are. So this stuff leaks and makes her look even more like an idiot.
 
had to check it wasn't April 1. bloody hell. how thick is priti patel? really actually this thick?

Government of the talents mate. Yes, she actually is that thick.

She's trying to mimic the Australian policy of putting migrants put on the arse end of nowhere to reduce the 'pull' factors, but she's not bright enough to spend 30 seconds on wiki and Google earth and decide that AI isn't a runner - not least because the US (prompted by the MOD) will go spare - she just comes comes out with idiot ideas and gets her team to work out how viable they are. So this stuff leaks and makes her look even more like an idiot.
 
Government of the talents mate. Yes, she actually is that thick.

She's trying to mimic the Australian policy of putting migrants put on the arse end of nowhere to reduce the 'pull' factors, but she's not bright enough to spend 30 seconds on wiki and Google earth and decide that AI isn't a runner - not least because the US (prompted by the MOD) will go spare - she just comes comes out with idiot ideas and gets her team to work out how viable they are. So this stuff leaks and makes her look even more like an idiot.
It'll be known as pretty island in years to come and all there will be to show why is a plaque in a holiday resort particularly popular among adventurous youngsters
 
Government of the talents mate. Yes, she actually is that thick.

She's trying to mimic the Australian policy of putting migrants put on the arse end of nowhere to reduce the 'pull' factors, but she's not bright enough to spend 30 seconds on wiki and Google earth and decide that AI isn't a runner - not least because the US (prompted by the MOD) will go spare -

Also not an insignificant factor, AI has no airport capable of taking flights from the UK right now, she also looked at St Helena, which also has no airport capable of taking a flight from the UK. Not sure South Africa or Namibia would wish to be involved in Patel's imperialistic racist plans, tbf.
 
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