The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[steveo87]

Did he literally say that?

The OT consists of at least 39 books, depending on which branch of Christianity you follow, so if he did he's even more ignorant than initially appears

Yeah, there's GB News interview he mentions it - I won't link it, but I found it on YouTube.

 

[Cerv]

Wasn't he the one who posted a picture of himself naked but for a COVID mask as underwear? Anti mask dickhead.

Thank you for that mental image

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Wasn't he the one who posted a picture of himself naked but for a COVID mask as underwear? Anti mask dickhead.

 

[andysays]

Yeah, there's GB News interview he mentions it - I won't link it, but I found it on YouTube.

fair enough - I wasn't disputing, just asking for clarification

 

[steveo87]

fair enough - I wasn't disputing, just asking for clarification

No it was a fair point, I'd initially only read it on Wiki.

 

[Mezzer]

Proof that the Tories have an alternate reality. It's not her money, but her husband's, and she'll only benefit if he dies before her Michelle Mone admits she lied and stands to benefit from £60m PPE contract profit

 

[not a trot]

Proof that the Tories have an alternate reality. It's not her money, but her husband's, and she'll only benefit if he dies before her Michelle Mone admits she lied and stands to benefit from £60m PPE contract profit

I'd advise him to steer clear of any mushrooms she dishes him up.

 

[stavros]

Proof that the Tories have an alternate reality. It's not her money, but her husband's, and she'll only benefit if he dies before her Michelle Mone admits she lied and stands to benefit from £60m PPE contract profit

Subtext: "That money was just resting in my account."

 

[Silas Loom]

Miriam Cates is the latest to fall foul of the Parliamentary standards arbiters. Reasons undisclosed.

Could be anything with her, from backhanders to necromancy.

 

[Karl Masks]

Miriam Cates is the latest to fall foul of the Parliamentary standards arbiters. Reasons undisclosed.

Could be anything with her, from backhanders to necromancy.

"fall foul", you mean break the rules (allegedly). I doubt she just tripped over her own shoelaces

 

[Yata]

met her once at conversation club sheffield must have been 2009 maybe 2008 shes fucking horrible

 

[Chilli.s]

"he was corrupt and 'for sale'".

and gets a free holiday from work

Not a proper punishment

 

[Silas Loom]

met her once at conversation club sheffield must have been 2009 maybe 2008 shes fucking horrible

Even by the standards of the Red Wall 2019 intake, she’s an exceptional piece of work. Not surprising at all that she’s as you say IRL.

 

[tim]

Miriam Cates is the latest to fall foul of the Parliamentary standards arbiters. Reasons undisclosed.

Could be anything with her, from backhanders to necromancy.

Feeding chewing gun coated in breadcrumbs to robins.

 

[not-bono-ever]

She’s an evangelical so surely she is pure of soul

 

[Silas Loom]

Oh, boring. Times has it as partying in December 2020.

 

[Orang Utan]

Oh, boring. Times has it as partying in December 2020.

I was hoping it was something so depraved that reading about it would make my monocle fall out

 

[Calamity1971]

Oh, boring. Times has it as partying in December 2020.

Have you got a link? Can't find anything.

 

[Lurdan]

Have you got a link? Can't find anything.

Tory MP Miriam Cates under investigation by watchdog - Times (updated version) (archived)

 

[Puddy_Tat]

anyone else had something from vermin party in the post today?

(it says it got my details from electoral register - it reads as if it's a national thing rather than local constituency)

it's set out as a survey of opinions, i've not gone through it in detail, but looks like it's fairly leading questions.

i'm trying to decide whether to ignore it completely, engage with it and give the answers they will like least to every question (that might encourage the twunts to contact me again), or cut my name and address off and write something rude on it.

or an alternative - suggestions welcome.

it has a reply paid envelope, so would be rude not to send something back, though...

 

[two sheds]

Is that the one that pretends it's asking your views so they can be put to the vermin in charge to help set policy when actually it's from the tory press office to steal your personal information?

 

[Ground Elder]

I'd send them something in the prepaid envelope, but it wouldn't be a completed survey

 

[philosophical]

anyone else had something from vermin party in the post today?

(it says it got my details from electoral register - it reads as if it's a national thing rather than local constituency)

it's set out as a survey of opinions, i've not gone through it in detail, but looks like it's fairly leading questions.

i'm trying to decide whether to ignore it completely, engage with it and give the answers they will like least to every question (that might encourage the twunts to contact me again), or cut my name and address off and write something rude on it.

or an alternative - suggestions welcome.

it has a reply paid envelope, so would be rude not to send something back, though...

Act confused and ask for more details, clog them up a bit.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Is that the one that pretends it's asking your views so they can be put to the vermin in charge to help set policy when actually it's from the tory press office to steal your personal information?

probably

Act confused and ask for more details, clog them up a bit.

hmm - that might confirm that i exist, and they will carry on sending me stuff

I'd send them something in the prepaid envelope, but it wouldn't be a completed survey

it isn't a very big envelope, though

 

[Dogsauce]

I'd send them something in the prepaid envelope, but it wouldn't be a completed survey

I wonder if the envelope has a weight limit? An old school friend who was an animal rights activist used to send breeze blocks to the freepost address of the British Field Sports association, costing them a fair few quid. Eventually they put a weight limit on it, but then he found a few hundred empty envelopes in a skip and got to work with his John Bull printing set stamping the address on them all, dropping off a dozen or so in every postbox he passed.

 

[GroovySunday]

I don't really understand why people single out the tories as being particularly bad. I can only really conclude it's coz they're the most posh. It's the only real difference to any other party that is ever lucky enough to be elected.

 

[Elpenor]

1/10 at best

 

[cupid_stunt]

I don't really understand why people single out the tories as being particularly bad. I can only really conclude it's coz they're the most posh. It's the only real difference to any other party that is ever lucky enough to be elected.

Oh dear!

 

[eatmorecheese]

anyone else had something from vermin party in the post today?

(it says it got my details from electoral register - it reads as if it's a national thing rather than local constituency)

it's set out as a survey of opinions, i've not gone through it in detail, but looks like it's fairly leading questions.

i'm trying to decide whether to ignore it completely, engage with it and give the answers they will like least to every question (that might encourage the twunts to contact me again), or cut my name and address off and write something rude on it.

or an alternative - suggestions welcome.

it has a reply paid envelope, so would be rude not to send something back, though...

Print this out and post.

 

[krtek a houby]

I don't really understand why people single out the tories as being particularly bad. I can only really conclude it's coz they're the most posh. It's the only real difference to any other party that is ever lucky enough to be elected.

And which returning banned poster are you?