The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[Orang Utan]

Is it even a real newspaper?

 

[DotCommunist]

the New European announced its first profits recently, I wondered who has been keeping the remaniac house journal afloat all this time but cba to look.

 

[quiet guy]

 

[Orang Utan]

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[Calamity1971]

Getting owned, the wanker.

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[Karl Masks]

Hamas are known to respond favourably to Linekers. Fucking twat this Gullis is. Can we get rid of him now?

 

[rubbershoes]

Hamas are known to respond favourably to Linekers. Fucking twat this Gullis is. Can we get rid of him now?

Next year I would hope.

 

[Orang Utan]

I shouldn’t be shocked by this blatant racism but I am:

 

[gosub]

I shouldn’t be shocked by this blatant racism but I am:

Actually someone reasonably high up at a hospital explained to me last year that they found out what was happening prior to Brexit was German doctors were taking advantage of their paternity/maternity leave laws and working there leave period over here

 

[Orang Utan]

Actually someone reasonably high up at a hospital explained to me last year that they found out what was happening prior to Brexit was German doctors were taking advantage of their paternity/maternity leave laws and working there leave period over here

And?

 

[gosub]

And?

An example of overseas doctors lowering waitimes

 

[two sheds]

oops

Former Tory peer Michelle Mone facing criminal bribery allegation

Mone and husband, Douglas Barrowman, under investigation by NCA over involvement with PPE Medpro

www.theguardian.com

The former Conservative peer Michelle Mone is facing a criminal allegation of bribery as part of a long-running investigation by the National Crime Agency into her involvement with a company that secured multimillion-pound government PPE contracts from the government.

I wonder who she (allegedly) bribed

 

[stavros]

When it says "former Conservative peer", it means she's not a Tory anymore, right? Not that she's realised that the Lords is an undeomocratic anacronism stuffed with a disproportionate number of arseholes, and resigned her seat?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

When it says "former Conservative peer", it means she's not a Tory anymore, right? Not that she's realised that the Lords is an undeomocratic anacronism stuffed with a disproportionate number of arseholes, and resigned her seat?

yes. peer who is a former conservative.

 

[Storm Fox]

I won't pollute the archaeology thread with this, but Badenoch is claiming that The Museum of London is woke for studying the ethnicity of plague victims and this will somehow affect how people perceive they are treated by modern healthcare.

Badenoch condemns London plague study after MP calls it ‘woke archaeology’

Equalities minister has written to Museum of London over a study that examined plague victims’ ethnicities

www.theguardian.com

Badenoch’s letter to the Musuem of London’s director complained that the sample size did not “warrant such a definitive conclusion being propagated”, and said the idea of structural racism being a factor in health outcomes, which she has previously rejected, could be damaging even 700 years later.

“This government has done a significant amount of work to reduce levels of fear and anxiety among ethnic minority communities around health,” she said.

and

A spokesperson for the museum said: “I can confirm that the museum received a letter from the minister regarding the research and we have responded to her directly.”

I hope their response was similar to Arkell vs Pressdram.

 

[quiet guy]

She is really well off the end of the swivel eyed loon scale

 

[Orang Utan]

She is really well off the end of the swivel eyed loon scale

Future prime minister

 

[Storm Fox]

Future prime minister

You are probably right, but please don't; it's just too depressing.

 

[Orang Utan]

You are probably right, but please don't; it's just too depressing.

Soz

 

[steveo87]

Potential by-election as ex-Tory MP Scott Benton faces Commons suspension

Scott Benton committed a "very serious breach" of parliamentary rules, standards watchdog finds.

www.bbc.co.uk

ANOTHER ONE!!

Hea only been there since 2019

 

[two sheds]

What other Gentleman's Club would get 35 days suspension for The committee's report said he had given the message "he was corrupt and 'for sale'".

Hardly surprising it seems rife when that's the only punishment rather than, say, criminal prosecution.

 

[andysays]

Potential by-election as ex-Tory MP Scott Benton faces Commons suspension

Scott Benton committed a "very serious breach" of parliamentary rules, standards watchdog finds.

www.bbc.co.uk

ANOTHER ONE!!

Hea only been there since 2019

Quite likely to result in another byelection.

Would be amusing if he got kicked out without having managed to survive from one GE to the next.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Another fuckin Christian who has a complete lack of morals. I’m not a believer but would not act in such an ethically ropey manner

 

[steveo87]

He's openly Gay, but also says his favourite book in the bible is the Old Testament - which from my limited knowledge is the but of the Bible that isn't to fond of that sort of thing...

 

[DotCommunist]

he has no more religion than my horse; gold is his god.

 

[andysays]

He's openly Gay, but also says his favourite book in the bible is the Old Testament - which from my limited knowledge is the but of the Bible that isn't to fond of that sort of thing...

Did he literally say that?

The OT consists of at least 39 books, depending on which branch of Christianity you follow, so if he did he's even more ignorant than initially appears

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Did he literally say that?

The OT consists of at least 39 books, depending on which branch of Christianity you follow, so if he did he's even more ignorant than initially appears

 

[iveivan]

Did he literally say that?

The OT consists of at least 39 books, depending on which branch of Christianity you follow, so if he did he's even more ignorant than initially appears

Sounds like he’s never opened a bible.

 

[Calamity1971]

Wasn't he the one who posted a picture of himself naked but for a COVID mask as underwear? Anti mask dickhead.