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[brogdale]

Accurate?

Really?

 

[two sheds]

From Blue Sky:
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The Tories just sold access to the entire NHS medical database to Palantir. Which means, if you're in the UK, your medical records are about to be used by the creepiest US data company around. It is something you can opt out of here.

Make your choice about sharing data from your health records

Choose if you want to share data from your health records for planning and research.

www.nhs.uk

I was going to do it a year or so ago but the twats seemed to pull back from it.

Eta: looks like this opt out won't actually work to stop data going to Palantir , apparently there's a court case pending.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Grim

 

[2hats]

Eta: looks like this opt out won't actually work to stop data going to Palantir , apparently there's a court case pending.

That opt out is not for the Federated Data Platform: Can patients opt out of sharing their data with the Federated Data Platform?

Spoiler: Answer.

No.

 

[Humberto]

The main thing that comes across is that they are massively shit. Corrupt, yes, but with a stunning lack of any ideas. The testimony in the Covid enquiry for instance, or the regular leaks about bullying and toxic culture. They've just sailed through from their school days and every door has opened for them.

I mean the absolute state of some of them. It's beyond embarrassing, yet they are too shallow to be ashamed even for a moment, so self-assured they are of their own greatness.

Starmer is right to deflect their arrows, because their worst enemy is themselves. When it comes down to it everyone is living in a state in decay. They don't realise that they are going to wind up with a pitchfork up the hole. They don't really care or see what the consequences of their policies are.

They are living in a world of make believe. I just hope Labour can at least weed out the corrupt ethos/culture. I don't expect them to rubber-stamp every shoddy deal cos mate's cousin. They will be less corrupt, but will still have factions espousing Libertarianism as orthodoxy. They won't talk down struggling communities as 'shitholes' in parliament, they will fuck up peoples lives by in effect being slightly 'lite' Tories. They couldn't do much else even if they wanted to, and most don't and won't, and an unknown factor is who is coming in too if they gain lots of seats. But at the end of the day, never go full Tory.

 

[two sheds]

That opt out is not for the Federated Data Platform: Can patients opt out of sharing their data with the Federated Data Platform?

Spoiler: Answer.

No.

Indeed, as per the Eta.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

New Home Secretary, during PMQ's Alex Cunningham (MP for Stockton North ) asked the PM why 34% of children in his constituency live in poverty, before the PM can answer Cleverley can be heard saying, "because it's a shithole."

 

[Storm Fox]

Hang on. The Tories have been in power for 13 years, James 'not-so' Cleverly is Home Secretary, so if after 13 years a place is a shithole that's his problem and he is basically admitting the Tories have failed.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Hang on. The Tories have been in power for 13 years, James 'not-so' Cleverly is Home Secretary, so if after 13 years a place is a shithole that's his problem and he is basically admitting the Tories have failed.

The Tories loving posting their Ls dont they?

 

[elbows]

New Home Secretary, during PMQ's Alex Cunningham (MP for Stockton North ) asked the PM why 34% of children in his constituency live in poverty, before the PM can answer Cleverley can be heard saying, "because it's a shithole."

The farce continues.

They clearly realised they had to confess to something and apologise, but because calling a place a shithole is political doom, they've tried to claim that they said 'because you're a shit MP' instead!

James Cleverly admits calling Labour MP 'unparliamentary' word

James Cleverly says he used a swearword to refer to a Labour MP, not to describe Stockton North.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Let's not forget what question prompted Cleverley's reply:

"Why do 37% of the children in my constituency live in poverty?"

His, 'cos it's a shithole' reply just shows the utter contempt of a man born in London, privately educated and all the usual tory MP shit has for the poor; he think it's lols to point out that the 37% of kids in poverty somehow deserve to be in poverty cos of where they were born. A disgusting point of view from anyone, but this cunt's the fucking Home Secretary, tasked with looking after shit inside our country, and-he-thinks-that

 

[existentialist]

Let's not forget what question prompted Cleverley's reply:

"Why do 37% of the children in my constituency live in poverty?"

His, 'cos it's a shithole' reply just shows the utter contempt of a man born in London, privately educated and all the usual tory MP shit has for the poor; he think it's lols to point out that the 37% of kids in poverty somehow deserve to be in poverty cos of where they were born. A disgusting point of view from anyone, but this cunt's the fucking Home Secretary, tasked with looking after shit inside our country, and-he-thinks-that

And "because you're shit" would seem like a peculiar muttered response to that question.

So, not only has he taken the electorate for fools by thinking he can get away with slagging off a town undoubtedly made more shit by his own government's policies, he's now insulting our intelligence even further by thinking he's going to get away with pretending he didn't say it.

In any other situation, this would be time for an abject apology, maybe even a resignation. But this lot are institutionally contemptuous towards anyone who isn't them, so I shan't be holding my breath.

 

[teqniq]

Heh:

 

[Bingoman]

Heh:

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Where have I heard that before

 

[savoloysam]

Can't believe Cleverly said that. Has he just realised he's been landed in a shit job and wants out already?

 

[Storm Fox]

The BBC have tried to clean up the recording.


It's "shithole".

 

[spitfire]

 

[existentialist]

Heh:

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Course he does. Cleverly is totally on-message.

 

[Calamity1971]

Vile.

 

[two sheds]

Not sure where this goes. He's probably a tory though so:



twat

 

[Storm Fox]

Not sure where this goes. He's probably a tory though so:

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twat

Well that was interesting, I looked up John Price on Amazon to look for amusing reviews, and, well, umm, John Price seems to be a character in multiple erotic harem-fantasy fiction books.
Well that's a sentence I didn't think I was going to write tonight.

 

[two sheds]

When I added jailed "for fucking up the wildlife" to the alt-txt I didn't actually have that in mind

 

[Calamity1971]

Not sure where this goes. He's probably a tory though so:

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twat

Kin ell. Twat indeed. So yeh, deffo a Tory.

River damage farmer released from prison - BBC News

John Price's actions were described by the judge as "ecological vandalism on an industrial scale".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[two sheds]

Yeh I remember that - should have been made to restate all of it nomatter how much it cost. Shouldn't own land someone like that

 

[Calamity1971]

Yeh I remember that - should have been made to restate all of it nomatter how much it cost. Shouldn't own land someone like that

£700,000 ( cost to him) to put it right. What fucks me off is you can get 3 years for super gluing yer head to the tarmac and that wanker gets 3 months for destroying a beautiful riverbank.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Buy more foreign weapons to save money, Armed Forces told

Military ‘characterised by inefficiency’ should outsource some services, think tank says

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[two sheds]

Well quite, the different military branches should be able to bomb each other to show who's best. Survival of the fittest.

 

[kabbes]

Milo Minderbinder lives on.

 

[Silas Loom]

I like the idea of scrapping the RAF though. Doesn’t really matter whether it becomes a division of the army or the fleet air arm, as long as the number of top-ranking officers demanding capital investment for their particular service is reduced. And it would make sense for air defence to be as joined up as possible, although darwinian competition would be a silly way to try and achieve that.

Fortunately, it hasn’t mattered what the IEA say about anything since September 2022.

 

[two sheds]

Well quite, the different military branches should be able to bomb each other to show who's best. Survival of the fittest.

And it would make sense for air defence to be as joined up as possible, although darwinian competition would be a silly way to try and achieve that.

I'm not used to being taken so seriously