The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here
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Orang Utan
They cannot crucify you if your hand is in a fist
That is the joke, though
On hearing that the judges have said the Rwanda idea is shit, Jonathan Gullis tries to reawaken the idea of "pushing back the boats", as if that's more likely to be deemed lawful.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
I think he should be encouraged to go down to Dover, get in the sea and start to try and do that himself.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
King Cunt
bellaozzydog
rolling turds in glitter
If you want a whole ten years of tory government fuckwittery catalogued in one place Rory Stewart’s new book is a shocking litany of absolute political madness
I’m not a fan of his but it’s worth a read
I’m not a fan of his but it’s worth a read
GarveyLives
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Dame Andrea Jenkyns DBE MP, who served as Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Skills, Further and Higher Education from July 2022 to September 2022, wrote the following letter earlier this week:
It is analysed here:
It is analysed here:
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Cunt
Dunno if it qualifies as stupid but since we don't have a terrifying Tories thread...
www.theguardian.com
Focusing on critics of the UK government, handling of schools, keeping tabs on said critics' and, for want of a better word, cancelling them. Very disturbing but inevitable.
‘Shocking’ scale of UK government’s secret files on critics revealed
Dossiers were compiled by 15 departments after scouring social media activity to vet people invited to speak at official events
Focusing on critics of the UK government, handling of schools, keeping tabs on said critics' and, for want of a better word, cancelling them. Very disturbing but inevitable.
NoXion
his soul is marching on
"Boost employment"? Isn't unemployment pretty low at the moment? Are they trying to put downward pressure on wages by pushing more people into work? Fucking cunts.
elbows
Well-Known Member
Theres massive vacancies, shortages in the labour market. For all sorts of reasons including the pandemic, long covid, baby boomers retiring. Also caused by Brexit but they dont want to talk about that angle so the others based on health and attitudes towards work are easier for them to focus on.
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
State of the fucking punctuation on thatDame Andrea Jenkyns DBE MP, who served as Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Skills, Further and Higher Education from July 2022 to September 2022, wrote the following letter earlier this week:
E2A the letter, not Garvey's post!
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Dame Andrea Jenkyns DBE MP, who served as Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Skills, Further and Higher Education from July 2022 to September 2022, wrote the following letter earlier this week:
It is analysed here:
Batshit.
Dunno if it qualifies as stupid but since we don't have a terrifying Tories thread...
‘Shocking’ scale of UK government’s secret files on critics revealed
Dossiers were compiled by 15 departments after scouring social media activity to vet people invited to speak at official events
Focusing on critics of the UK government, handling of schools, keeping tabs on said critics' and, for want of a better word, cancelling them. Very disturbing but inevitable.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
It's a tricky one because she has, in the past, claimed to be dyslexic and I'm prepared to take that on face value. But...if someone with dyslexia holds public office perhaps it might be wise to get staff (& they have them) to snag prose if they don't want the impact of their words to be diminished by reactions to the syntax/grammar etc.State of the fucking punctuation on that
E2A the letter, not Garvey's post!
I dunno really, maybe we should accept dyslexic output and just try to find the meaning in it? The real problem with Jenkyns is her vile politics and seemingly very low intellectual abilities.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I'm less bothered by the poor grammar than by the various clumsy dogwhistle tropes. And yes, her vile politics and seemingly very low intellectual abilities, which that letter - vide its English - demonstrates in all their glory.
elbows
Well-Known Member
Perhaps a misremembering of our soul tories which was a mishearing of arsehole tories.
steveo87
22/11/2022 - got a maths joke.
BBC News - Downing Street deletes post about Northern Ireland with Irish flag
Downing Street deletes post about Northern Ireland with Irish flag
The leader of the Ulster Unionist Party says the UK government "doesn't understand us".
www.bbc.co.uk
it's the flag emoji in the text. not in the photoI can't actually see a flag in either of those photos
Did No. 10 mention their Hate Marches?
elbows
Well-Known Member
I note one of the lines from that article is:
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