The Ashes 2021/22

[RileyOBlimey]

Tits

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Cummins looks like he’s wearing makeup

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Well he did sack Atherton over ball tampering didn't he? The same Atherton who had to commentate on Steve Smith years later and for once stayed remarkably quiet while those discussions were being had on air.

No he fined him 2 grand. No sacking.

Tbh nobody thought ball tampering was such an incredibly disgraceful thing to do before the Aussies decided it was a national disgrace . Crime was getting caught.

 

[Petcha]

Cummins looks like he’s wearing makeup

If you've seen 'The Test' his teammates give him shit relentlessly about looking like a movie star.

Anyway. C'mon England. What can go wrong. It can't get worse.

 

[The Octagon]

If we manage to get to lunch without losing a wicket I'll be astonished.

Bad toss to lose.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

i'm going to bed

i expect australia will have a first innings lead for 2 wickets down by morning...

 

[Petcha]

i'm going to bed

i expect australia will have a first innings lead for 2 wickets down by morning...

Crawley will be on 150 and the Aussie attack will be broken by his ruthless stroke making

 

[Petcha]

Have they sacked those incredibly annoying Aussie commentators? Gower's back.

 

[The Octagon]

 

[RileyOBlimey]

…and so it begins

 

[The Octagon]

Joe "in at 30-2" Root getting his pads on already.

 

[two sheds]

Spymaster

bit fucking silly Root saying he'll get a hundred

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Crawley, fucking pack it in.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Crawley is having a suspect start.

 

[two sheds]

He's our highest scorer

 

[two sheds]

He's our only scorer

 

[SpookyFrank]

Starc is bowling some proper shite.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Crawley about to beat his 2021 average.

 

[Petcha]

He's looking far better than Burns already. Leaving on length. What a concept!

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Malan doing a Trott and making the bowler wait.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

12 for Crawley.

 

[The Octagon]

 

[The Octagon]

13-2, I was optimistic in my earlier post.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Right, that's bedtime for me then.

 

[two sheds]

Root coming in for his hundred then eh what?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Wow...

Nice to see the tradition of a Christmas horror story being maintained.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Root coming in for his hundred then eh what?

I think "Root coming in for his hundred then... what?" is the more apt question.

 

[two sheds]

93% of our runs

 

[Petcha]

I'd bring in the nightwatchman now. They generally seem to do better than the top order. Cmon Ollie.

 

[Balbi]

We've got Warney, Gilchrist and Isa Guha