The 2024 UK General Election - news, speculation and updates

[cupid_stunt]

Worthing East too

Yeah, Worthing East & Shoreham was always going to Labour, hence the twat Tim Loughton not standing.

Worthing West seemed unlikely, until more recently, bye. bye, Sir Peter Bottomley.

 

[oryx]

Oh this is beautiful. I can go to bed now.

Or shall I wait for Liz Truss?

I'm of similar mind but she'll have to be quick.

 

[belboid]

labour hold in hallam pretty comfortable majority on a 71% turnout and the psycho miriam cates is OUT of penistone on a 61% turnout.

by fucking miles too! one of the best labour mps

 

[kenny g]

Nice to see Starmer with such a diverse backing in support... Ffs

 

[Yossarian]

When's truss? Fuck off starmer. Wanna see mogg crying.

I want to see him go pale and puke in his top hat

 

[Voley]

I'm of similar mind but she'll have to be quick.

She does tend to come and go fairly quickly tbf. It's the one thing she's quite good at.

 

[Elpenor]

Robin Hood and Friar Tuck have elected a Labour MP in Sherwood Forest

 

[marty21]

Still up & watching, glad that whilst Reform did win a load of votes , they look likely to end up with only a sofa filling number of MPs. Great to see so many Tories fuck off , feeling meh about a Labour win , but loving the Tory misery.

 

[Epona]

Pissed off about Hunt, that's my parents' constituency - close result but they're going to be really fucked off.
I think a lot of people who aren't tory don't vote round there (my non tory parents will have voted! Probably tactically however), because it seems like a foregone conclusion, so such a close result is especially galling.

 

[oryx]

labour hold in hallam pretty comfortable majority on a 71% turnout and the psycho miriam cates is OUT of penistone on a 61% turnout.

Cates is vile so glad to see that.

 

[gentlegreen]

Can someone confirm Rees Mogg has lost for me please?

North East Somerset and Hanham - General election results 2024

Get the latest news and election results in the 2024 General election from BBC News

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[cupid_stunt]

Lib Dem’s taken Taunton and Chippenham. Bournemouth seats gone to Labour too.

Taunton is my old seat, not surprised it's gone LD, with both the Worthing seats going Labour, I've hit the hat-trick, with loads of bonuses, inc. Rees-Mogg.

 

[Idaho]

...

 

[moochedit]

We had pritti patel yet? Or is she not running again?

 

[JimW]

I see China's going with 斯塔默 to transliterate our new Captain Bland.

 

[xenon]

Sunak?

 

[Silas Loom]

We had pritti patel yet? Or is she not running again?

She held Witham

 

[kenny g]

...

Nice one. Absolutely prolapsed.

 

[moochedit]

Sunak?

Kept his seat Was on about 15 mins ago

 

[Cerv]

Nice to see Starmer with such a diverse backing in support... Ffs

the Scottish flag being waved right behind his head?

 

[JimW]

It's dead Starmer, you can stop beating it now.

 

[oryx]

Starmer has bored me off to bed. Will have to watch the replay of Truss if she loses.

 

[Epona]

She held Witham

Poor Witham

 

[JimW]

No laugh as he tries a self-deprecating joke about mentioning his parents. Apparatchiks too scared.

 

[krtek a houby]

Good news for Sinn Fein

From Belfast Telegraph

Fermanagh and South Tyrone: Sinn Fein hold with increased majority​

The constituency's long run without a significant majority is over. Pat Cullen has taken the seat with a vote of 24,844, 4,571 votes clear of the UUP's Diana Armstrong. The constituency had not had a majority in four figures since before the 2010 General Election.

 

[kenny g]

Starmers speech is horrible. Obsessed with labour internal politics.

 

[A380]

Nice to see Starmer with such a diverse backing in support... Ffs

Its like they used to do with Top Gear isn't it...

 

[Elpenor]

She held Witham

They were with her in Witham

 

[PursuedByBears]

Morecambe & Lunesdale finally goes to Labour! 40% vote share

 

[Dogsauce]

From the results I’ve skimmed it looks like tactical voting hasn’t done too well, too many places with a sizeable Lib Dem vote that would easily have put Labour over the line. Fuck their bar chart skullduggery.