The 2024 UK General Election - news, speculation and updates

[Calamity1971]

Jonathan Ashworth lost to an independent?

Did I hear that right?

Yep. He's a twat anyway..

 

[kenny g]

Fucking frog faced cunt

Frog man has been practicing his speech for over 30 years.

 

[YouSir]

The frog faced cunt is going to be insufferable now, isn’t he?

Tory leader in the making.

 

[Calamity1971]

i wonder whether they'll come back for Corbyn's acceptance speech that they were about to talk over.

Sky focusing on froggy.

 

[skyscraper101]

Has Farage coloured his hair? He looks like he has Sun In or something going on.

 

[JimW]

That was the "against illegal immigration" candidate

Think I saw our lad's hands moving too, though kept them down by waist. VAR required.

 

[YouSir]

Only time Clacton will ever see him though.

 

[Epona]

Fuck this absolute shitbag

 

[cupid_stunt]

That's assuming my MP, Peter Bottomley, doesn't get re-elected.

So, probably.

 

[spitfire]

 

[hash tag]

Farage to call for voter reform?

 

[tommers]

Thing is, everything he's saying about Labour is right. FFS.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Fucking Farage, fuck off

 

[Calamity1971]

All channels showing the cunt! I wanted to see Corbyn

 

[spitfire]

Am doing ins now as well as outs.

 

[Calamity1971]

Dowden holds on. The twat.

 

[moochedit]

Looks like badnoch (sp?) won

 

[moochedit]

All channels showing the cunt! I wanted to see Corbyn

He is on now

 

[Epona]

I sometimes consider that I'm likely to have to move out of London at some point for financial reasons, it's useful to have a list of where not to go.

 

[skyscraper101]

Never been to Clacton. Never want to go.

 

[scifisam]

On Sky they had Jeremy Corbyn come on stage and then cut to Farage as soon as he'd said thank you. No double screening like when Starmer won and someone else was on screen, they just cut Corbyn off in a way that seemed very pointed. Neither Corbyn or Farage are leaders of a major party, but one of them was, and that usually means more time. Nup, cut away mid-sentence.

Farage gets as long as he wants. Most of it seems to be him saying he did it without any financial backing.

Aaah. There goes my happiness, drained away by the media's obsession with Farage.

 

[neonwilderness]

All channels showing the cunt! I wanted to see Corbyn

On BBC now

 

[JimW]

Looks like badnoch (sp?) won

Sky saying might be grounds for a recount on some dodgy postal votes or something, missed specifics.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

All channels showing the cunt! I wanted to see Corbyn

Gives you an idea of how relevant Corbyn will be in parliament…

 

[MickiQ]

rum

I may not last much longer

My box of Cadbury's Heroes is not going to last till 0530

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Oi, I didn't start it!

yeah. us non rich people can afford a wank room.

We just settle on the shower. or maybe an Onănïstool from IKEA if your lower middle class

 

[skyscraper101]

Jeremy Corbyn's time isn't up

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Great speech by Jeremy Corbyn

 

[kenny g]

I sometimes consider that I'm likely to have to move out of London at some point for financial reasons, it's useful to have a list of where not to go.

Don't forget the turnout was 59 percent. Clacton has plenty of good people who are just completely disconnected from any of this.

 

[albionism]

Never been to Clacton. Never want to go.

Trust me, it's fucking awful.