The 2024 UK General Election - news, speculation and updates

[kenny g]

5 more years of IDS due to Labour.

 

[kenny g]

At least Shapps is gone..

 

[YouSir]

Why do you need some hack cunt from Twitter to offer that opinion? Why not just say it yourself if you believe it.

 

[Elpenor]

Bracknell gain for Labour is a huge result

Bracknell historically a white flight town so always voted Tory. Affluent town but people will have had their mortgages fucked by Tories

 

[Kid_Eternity]

 

[JimW]

Plaid gain Ynys Mon

 

[Kid_Eternity]

 

[tommers]

Hahaha. Dunt is such a bellend.

 

[spitfire]

F`uck off shapps no one cares you aren't in charge anymore.

 

[YouSir]

Right, that's me done, wanted to see the Corbyn declaration but can't be doing with all these wankers. Good night all.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Yep, this was a shrewd strategy

 

[JimW]

Bracknell gain for Labour is a huge result

Bracknell historically a white flight town so always voted Tory. Affluent town but people will have had their mortgages fucked by Tories

Apparently Hexham was second safest Tory seat and gone (maybe just in NE?)

 

[maomao]

Shapp just referred to himself as 'currently defence secretary'. Not sure he knows how this works.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Claudia Webb or Keith Vaz…? No wonder the Tories won…

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Shapp just referred to himself as 'currently defence secretary'. Not sure he knows how this works.

He is, it’s exactly how it works.

 

[spitfire]

F`uck off shapps no one cares you aren't in charge anymore.

Why is this cunt still banging on?

He's a loser. Fuck off loser.

 

[hash tag]

Leicester East lost because of Gaza?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Clacton about to declare.

 

[redsquirrel]

Right, that's me done, wanted to see the Corbyn declaration but can't be doing with all these wankers. Good night all.

Due shortly so might want to stick it for half an hour

 

[two sheds]

quarter past three and I'm starting to waver as I go down/upstairs for a topup

 

[JimW]

Thought Labour were the challengers in Ynys Mon?

 

[Epona]

quarter past three and I'm starting to waver as I go down/upstairs for a topup

What are you topping up?

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Wow

 

[Fez909]

Someone should have cut Grant Schapps mic....what a boring cunt

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Sutton & Cheam, one of my old stomping ground, goes back to LibDem

 

[Calamity1971]

Clacton about to declare.

Can't watch.

 

[Elpenor]

Bracknell gain for Labour is a huge result

Bracknell historically a white flight town so always voted Tory. Affluent town but people will have had their mortgages fucked by Tories

Have just messaged Bracknell residing Tory member / GB news watching friend to give them the news

 

[two sheds]

What are you topping up?

rum

I may not last much longer

 

[moochedit]

Corbyn wins as an independent

Bbc not mentioned it yet? You sure?

 

[Elpenor]

Wonder if my uni friends husband will win Windsor for the Lib Dem’s