The 2024 UK General Election - news, speculation and updates

[Elpenor]

WTF are some of these returning officers wearing. Looking at Welwyn Hatfield. Is this usual?

Constituency Nominative determinism

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Woop woop!!

 

[emanymton]

Shapes gone.

Really, really happy with that one.

 

[MickiQ]

Grant Shapps has lost

 

[Epona]

I think if I was a returning officer I'd tell them to stick their stupid uniform where the sun doesn't shine and turn up in my jimjams.

 

[weltweit]

Grant Shapps .. is he out?

I think he is ..

 

[JimW]

Clean bowled

 

[bluescreen]

I really want to know more about these spoilt ballots. I hope someone does an article about them.

 

[oryx]

First good Portillo of the night!

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Where's spitfire ???

Alex Chalk and Grant Shapps!

 

[spirals]

Yes! Goodbye Shapps!

 

[moochedit]

Grant shapps

 

[spitfire]

4 names mother fucker

 

[hash tag]

Shapps, Shapps, Shapps, shapps

Toast

 

[Calamity1971]

Dunked in shit wins

 

[Elpenor]

Rare Tory gain of Leicester east flashed up

 

[weltweit]

Ah well, Shapps can always rejuvinate who was it - Michael Green the internet millionaire

 

[YouSir]

IDS would have lost if Labour hadn't fucked over their candidate. Ratbag party.

 

[Epona]

My cat did the most massive fart during that last declaration

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Rare Tory gain of Leicester east flashed up

Yeah I've just seen that. What was it before?

 

[JimW]

Let IDS back in by not backing Faiza in Chingford.

 

[two sheds]

Welwyn Hatfield

they're competing on the hat front aren't they

 

[moochedit]

Bollocks ian duncan smith still in

 

[spitfire]

IDS would have lost if Labour hadn't fucked over their candidate. Ratbag party.

Fucksakes wankers!

Faiza could have walked that.

 

[redsquirrel]

Let IDS back in by not backing Faiza in Chingford.

LP less than 100 ahead. Wankers

 

[weltweit]

Corbyn wins as an independent

 

[Kid_Eternity]

 

[skyscraper101]

Urgh, Shapps speech is just bigging himself up. Fuck off you twat.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Yeah I've just seen that. What was it before?

Ah ex-labour now independent

 

[JimW]

Bollocks ian duncan smith still in

Next leader?