The 2024 UK General Election - news, speculation and updates

[Puddy_Tat]

BREAKING:
Binface being interviewed by Kearney in Richmond

i hope non serious candidates like labour and the lib dems didn't split his vote too much...

 

[Humberto]

I don't get the deal with Corbyn winning in North Islington. Why does it matter?

 

[Hotel Chocolate]

Lowest turnout since 2005

Well, I got that wrong.

 

[two sheds]

Another hat!

with a returning officer underneath?

 

[planetgeli]

I don't get the deal with Corbyn winning in North Islington. Why does it matter?

Really?

Symbolic fuck you to Labour.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

 

[strung out]

8-0

Tories taking one hell of a beating.

 

[YouSir]

I don't get the deal with Corbyn winning in North Islington. Why does it matter?

Because it'll cause a million dickheads to have a meltdown.

 

[Calamity1971]

I don't get the deal with Corbyn winning in North Islington. Why does it matter?

Because he actually cares, and because the spineless lying fucking shitbag starmer stabbed him in the back. Oh, and he's the magic grandpa of course.

 

[hash tag]

I don't get the deal with Corbyn winning in North Islington. Why does it matter?

Amongst other things it is unprecedented for a former party leader to stand against his previous party.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

I don't get the deal with Corbyn winning in North Islington. Why does it matter?

It’s massively important to a very tiny percentage of the electorate, and incredibly unimportant to the vast majority of the electorate.

Guess one is over represented on here?

 

[miktheword]

Ultimately, who gives a flying fuck though?

Turnout surely matters for when centrist dad's like j o brien try to claim a victory for sensible politics like his. After what's seen all around as the worst government in history, in a get the tories out election, a low turn out is an evaluation of starmers offering.

 

[Calamity1971]

Because it'll cause a million dickheads to have a meltdown.

Better than my reply

 

[two sheds]

I don't get the deal with Corbyn winning in North Islington. Why does it matter?

It doesn't really but would at least show how popular he is with constituents despite labour having the party machinery behind it. Could ask embarrassing questions in parliament but that may just be hopeful.

 

[JimW]

Never really matter much tbh. The voting system makes turnout hard to get to really high levels.

They're the market ideologues though

 

[Calamity1971]

with a returning officer underneath?

That's a fucking big hat!

 

[Kid_Eternity]

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Deheena who resigned due to migraines and not a rat leaving a sinking ship.

75 tories standing down at this election

MPs who stood down at the 2024 general election | Institute for Government

How many MPs stood down at the general election, and why?

www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk

 

[Calamity1971]

It’s massively important to a very tiny percentage of the electorate, and incredibly unimportant to the vast majority of the electorate.

Guess one is over represented on here?

You got that the wrong way round .

 

[DaveCinzano]

75 tories standing down at this election

MPs who stood down at the 2024 general election | Institute for Government

How many MPs stood down at the general election, and why?

www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk

They're gonna need a bigger milkshed

 

[Kid_Eternity]

 

[Brixton Hatter]

I don't get the deal with Corbyn winning in North Islington. Why does it matter?

Because it shows a decent man with good politics is more popular than Starmer's insipid Labour.

 

[The39thStep]

I don't get the deal with Corbyn winning in North Islington. Why does it matter?

I can’t see some ex IRA member , Hamas sympathiser and Czech spy nicknamed Magic Grandpa losing to the changed Labour Party under Starmer and it’s fantastic data base and brand , can you ?

 

[Kid_Eternity]

You got that the wrong way round .

2019 tells a different story to the one you believe.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

 

[Calamity1971]

2019 tells a different story to the one you believe.

No, it really doesn't.

 

[belboid]

John McDonnell AND Andy Burnham on Sky.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Kausenberg desperate to piss on labours bonfire.

 

[JimW]

John McDonnell AND Andy Burnham on Sky.

Here's what you might have won.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

John McDonnell just said “Let’s rejoice at getting rid of the Tories, that’s good enough for me.”

Always liked him, smart guy. Wonder if he’d become leader instead of Corbyn if Labour would have done better?