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Sweet FA
✪ Three rounds Lord, in my .44 ✪
He's a homophobic, transphobic dickhead so a light sprinkling of racism shouldn't really surprise tbf.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
We've had (another) Tory party flyer delivered, it was pushed through the door by a youth the same sort of age as Youngest Q who wandered down the streets with his headphones on sticking one through every letterbox. I suspect he is purely a hired mercernary rather than a committed activist.
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belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
I am now starting to assume that even her agent knows she is a useless twit and is deliberately taking the piss.I assume that was drafted because she expected the GE to happen when the locals were on, and no one checked it before going to print.
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
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Fairweather
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Geoffrey Cox isn’t half a cunt. I’d have payed to see a lobster grab hold of his bollocks, we’d have heard him bellowing up here in Yorkshire.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Yeah, you'd think the Tory Whips would have warned him about sheep that go astray.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
North Devon was lib dem for ages, only been tory since 2015.
West devon is where they've got that dickhead MP who phones in from Barbados IIRC.
e2a: Wasn't Barbados. He was commuting in from the British Virgin Islands for tax purposes.
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chilango
Hypothetical Wanker
Had the Labour one through from Matt Rodda (Reading Central).
Pretty disappointing. Rodda's been a decent enough MP but this was poor. Flag shagging Brit branding alongside Starmer promising a new Border Security Command. Fuck off.
Meanwhile, Rodda (who is genuinely local) is pledging to "get Britain building again". Dude, this is Reading. Leave your chair to go for a piss and some fucker will have converted it into flats by the time you get back.
Rubbish. Boo! Etc.
Pretty disappointing. Rodda's been a decent enough MP but this was poor. Flag shagging Brit branding alongside Starmer promising a new Border Security Command. Fuck off.
Meanwhile, Rodda (who is genuinely local) is pledging to "get Britain building again". Dude, this is Reading. Leave your chair to go for a piss and some fucker will have converted it into flats by the time you get back.
Rubbish. Boo! Etc.
Fixed that for you.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
We had the outgoing Labour MP knock on our door yesterday, to get us to vote for the slab of grey goo Labour have put up for his seat.
Grey Goo himself was unavailable, probably because he lives in fucking London.
Unfortunately Mrs Frank answered the door with a polite but firm thanks but no thanks. I had a whole spiel prepared about how I could not in good conscience help Keir Starmer and his front bench of manifestly corrupt and unfit persons get into government.
Grey Goo himself was unavailable, probably because he lives in fucking London.
Unfortunately Mrs Frank answered the door with a polite but firm thanks but no thanks. I had a whole spiel prepared about how I could not in good conscience help Keir Starmer and his front bench of manifestly corrupt and unfit persons get into government.
not a trot
Well-Known Member
He'll be giving them the vote next.
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
Or reducing their funding in favour of Tunbridge Wells voters (not Ian Dale)
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
You'd think that a dedicated constituency MP, emersed on the economics and social structures, and life of his rural, North Yorkshire seat, would have at least a passing acquaintance with the fact that sheep are the most disobedient creatures - bar my children - known to man or beast....
But apparently not.
Genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he lost his seat.
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
I find myself wanting to quote that often enough that I should probably just keep it permanently open in a tab for ease of copy and pasting.
bemused
Well-Known Member
I use to keep bees on a cattle farm that kept sheep and they are whacky creatures.
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
Oh, I am clearly wrong as she has just posted on Twitter. She couldn’t possibly get the date wrong again, could she?
CH1
"Red Guard"(NLYL)
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brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Lib Dem’s winning here
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
The founder of phones4you, who donated 500k to the Tories at the last election, has come out in support for Labour this time.
tommers
Fuck it, it's fine.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Yep, obvs a small sample by the usual Westminster sizes of 1 to 2 k, but I'm figuring they feel it's statistically valid enough at the constituency scale.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Not particularly scientific, but ConHome finds that >50% of respondents thought that their local association was not ready to fight this GE...
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