The 2017 General Election campaign

[magneze]

Anyone seen this?

I mean the actual live news.

I saw it happen, but they made it sound quite dramatic. It wasn't dramatic at all and looked like it was meant to happen. *shrugs*

 

[magneze]

SNAP! bemused

 

[DaveCinzano]

Think Adam Boulton may have been daydreaming

 

[DotCommunist]

lets just hurriedly draw the tatty curtains over that grubby window into boultons bank

 

[agricola]

I saw it happen, but they made it sound quite dramatic. It wasn't dramatic at all and looked like it was meant to happen. *shrugs*

A shame. I thought the best bit of the US Presidential election was when Trump invaded a Ted Cruz rally, and interrupted a Glenn Beck speech.

 

[tim]

andrew niell is a foetid cunt who should get in the sea. Can't stand the man. he's got the air of a groper imo

True, but that doesn't mean that he isn't better than they deserve.

 

[tim]

He was known as 'tory tim' at 6th form.

We all were. Our peers couldn't resist the alliteration. Tim Brooke Taylor was also greatly to blame.

 

[killer b]

We all were. Our peers couldn't resist the alliteration. Tim Brooke Taylor was also greatly to blame.

yeah, but did you wear a blazer voluntarily and have a picture of Maggie above your bed?

 

[DotCommunist]

which poster was he looking at when committing the sin of onan? thats the real question

 

[killer b]

Lenin for the distance, thatch to get him over the line.

 

[Pickman's model]

which poster was he looking at when committing the sin of onan? thats the real question

Pa

 

[Orang Utan]

we had a tim at our school who we hated too, but only cos his dad was head of 6th. poor tim. his dad was a socialist who was mad hard at judo and looked like yasser arafat, so we should have liked him really. but he was called tim. it's one of those names that's hard to shake of assumptions, like giles or sebastien

 

[tim]

yeah, but did you wear a blazer voluntarily and have a picture of Maggie above your bed?

No.blazer and rather sadly the poster below on the wall

 

[Orang Utan]

which one of those did you wack off to? cop/woman/voyeur?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Tube map.

 

[Orang Utan]

Tube map.

OH YES

 

[Lord Camomile]

Look at all those angles, going off in all directions. And you don't care who sees, do you? No. No, you don't.

Filth.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The copper's taken one glove off - what's he doing with his other hand?

 

[ViolentPanda]

Fucking hell. Amber Rudd' s dad died on Monday and May still sent her into work.

TBF, her dad was a political embarrassment to her (rapacious capitalist who was shit at keeping businesses afloat, and who was a byword at one time for dodgy "City" behaviour). Her advisers at least, will be glad that Big Tony has shuffled off this mortal coil.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Y'know, you can also sometimes be surprised by how good a candidate is 'live', in the same way you might be surprised by a live band. Try to look for the positive.

You fucking hippy cunt!

 

[DaveCinzano]

The copper's taken one glove off - what's he doing with his other hand?

Tampering with evidence/something truncheon-related/polishing his whistle

ETC ETC ETC

 

[tim]

Look at all those angles, going off in all directions. And you don't care who sees, do you? No. No, you don't.

Filth.

I'm Harry Beck and in a minute I'm going to come along with my twelve inch ruler and put them all straight.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Why aren't the police wearing white gloves these days? Is it something that a blindeye is turned toward, you know, like no ties in the Summer months?

 

[DotCommunist]

Tampering with evidence/something truncheon-related/polishing his whistle

ETC ETC ETC

taking down particulars, handling swollen goods

how could you miss such classics?

 

[phillm]

Corbyn - Dare to Dream....

 

[Nine Bob Note]

taking down particulars, handling swollen goods

how could you miss such classics?

Hooooowwwwwwww very dare you! Come along, Leonard...

 

[DaveCinzano]

taking down particulars, handling swollen goods

how could you miss such classics?

I like to leave scraps out

 

[Bernie Gunther]

Looking at this morning's papers, I think the Tories are going to scrag May the moment the polls close (if they can find her)

So it's actually a choice between Corbyn and Boris (or some sort of hard-right headcase)

 

[Poi E]

Never seen that SNP bloke before.

He's leader of the opposition in the House.

Pity his seat is looking vulnerable to a Tory. He made a great speech in the House on the moral and economic obscenity that is Trident, amongst many others.

 

[teqniq]

Interesting. I had a feeling this would play much more badly than the vermin calculated, nation of animal lovers and all that.

Theresa May's pro fox hunting stance may be behind collapse in Tory lead, new poll shows