PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Bingoman]

Johnson's more of a fridge PM

I should of said closest

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[eatmorecheese]

Spadicide Thursday. Nice

 

[bluescreen]

 

[Badgers]

 

[friedaweed]

You have to give to this guy. Has any PM ever survived so many scandals? It's incredible.

Johnson's more of a fridge PM

Yes if he was a suitcase he'd be a Samsonite.

 

[two sheds]

please let that not be a spoof

 

[friedaweed]

Didn't he used to front Crowded House?

 

[Supine]

please let that not be a spoof

The name indicates it definitely is. Funny as fuck though

 

[bluescreen]

please let that not be a spoof

No it's not. A directive has gone out and loyal MPs are spinning it this way (see my post above with the quote from Peter Gibson with Henry Mance's snarky retort.

 

[killer b]

No it's not.

It is - the account belongs to Tom Peck, the independent's political sketch writer

 

[Raheem]

It is - the account belongs to Tom Peck, the independent's political sketch writer

Gordon Brown told it better.

 

[friedaweed]

Boris Trump. We need a big inflatable Digby with his face on it.

 

[existentialist]

The best that the Fabricunt can do is "he accepted loads of resignations"???

 

[two sheds]

I thought the @was who they were replying to? No idea with Facebook. Was too good to be true though

 

[killer b]

I thought the @was who they were replying to? No idea with Facebook. Was too good to be true though

Its twitter

 

[bluescreen]

It is - the account belongs to Tom Peck, the independent's political sketch writer

So it does! I should have spotted that. But it's hardly an exaggeration on what the faithful are saying.

 

[two sheds]

Its twitter

 

[bluescreen]

IKR. This is all far too exciting.
And when the scoundrel's actually gone, there'll only be another in his place. And possibly more competent and therefore even worse.

 

[Raheem]

No it's not. A directive has gone out and loyal MPs are spinning it this way (see my post above with the quote from Peter Gibson with Henry Mance's snarky retort.

And, by coincidence ...

 

[LeytonCatLady]

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LOL at these diseased Paedo Isles

"Boris! Stop writing to the Mail! You must know we can recognise your handwriting..."

 

[Petcha]

Closet PM I can think of is Tony Blair that I can think of?

Blair only had really one scandal I think (albeit quite a big one).

Boris has managed to ride out scandal after scandal both as Mayor of London and PM. And he's still there. It's quite incredible. I fully expect him to win the next election despite being the most corrupt PM in history. It would be funny if he wasn't actually in charge of the country.

Getting the Met to do a u-turn and decide that in fact they did want to investigate was genius. 8 of the worst of the 16 parties redacted. Result. And. He's still there.

 

[SpookyFrank]

And, by coincidence ...

So he's going with, 'you can't quit, you're fired!' then is he? Brilliant. Clearly the last adult in the room was one of the ones who just fucked off.

 

[Kaka Tim]

ffs - how can those muppets not put letters in? Do they think its going to all calm down? That the police investigation and full gray report - when it finally comes out - is going to lead to anything other than johnson being ripped to shreds? He's absolutely guaranteed to carry on exactly like he has for the past six months - skidding from calamity to calamity of his own making.

So is sunak is making his move now? - was he just waiting to do his cost of living gas giveaway before sticking the knife in?

 

[elbows]

So he's going with, 'you can't quit, you're fired!' then is he? Brilliant. Clearly the last adult in the room was one of the ones who just fucked off.

Apparently 2 of the 4 were really part of Johnsons planned clear out, one left of their own accord ('family reasons') and one left over the Savile remarks.

 

[belboid]

Blair only had really one scandal I think (albeit quite a big one).

Bernie Ecclestone, cash for honours, not to mention at least half a dozen scandals connected with Afghanistan/Iraq

 

[Artaxerxes]

ffs - how can those muppets not put letters in? Do they think its going to all calm down? That the police investigation and full gray report - when it finally comes out - is going to lead to anything other than johnson being ripped to shreds? He's absolutely guaranteed to carry on exactly like he has for the past six months - skidding from calamity to calamity of his own making.

So is sunak is making his move now? - was he just waiting to do his cost of living gas giveaway before sticking the knife in?

Sunk cost - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Supine]

I fully expect him to win the next election despite being the most corrupt PM in history.

Hahaha

 

[elbows]

Apparently 2 of the 4 were really part of Johnsons planned clear out, one left of their own accord ('family reasons') and one left over the Savile remarks.

Or more like 3 out of 4 were removed today as part of Johnson trying to show he was in control, and deflect from the resignation that was very much not his choice.