PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[brogdale]

If it gets to a confidence vote they will almost certainly boot him. Its clear the majority of tory mps want him gone before the next election if not sooner and they will have to wait another year if he does win a confidence vote. Its a no-brainer.

I really hope he wins by one vote; there'll always be a cunt as leader, but few can enact the damage to the right party of capital that johnson does.

 

[Wilf]

Sunak has just nosed ahead of the pack

“With regard to the comments, being honest, I wouldn’t have said it and I’m glad that the prime minister clarified what he meant,” Sunak says.

 

[Yossarian]

I really hope he wins by one vote; there'll always be a cunt as leader, but few can enact the damage to the right party of capital that johnson does.

I hope he wins by one vote and the party is almost immediately plunged into chaos after a Johnson voter dies in a stranglewank.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Caught out again, more food for thought for his MPs.

 

[two sheds]

Oooh another lie to parliament, I wonder whether anyone will be expelled for a day for saying that he's lied to parliament.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Nowt to see here, move along.



So, when is his leaving party?

 

[stavros]

It was always my intention to do two years.

That'll be up to the judge, surely?

 

[Teaboy]

Nowt to see here, move along.



So, when is his leaving party?

Yeah, a lot of people who are unlikely to be unfamiliar with a downing street knees-up suddenly deciding now is the right time to seek new horizons. Coincidence I imagine.

 

[existentialist]

Yeah, a lot of people who are unlikely to be unfamiliar with a downing street knees-up suddenly deciding now is the right time to seek new horizons. Coincidence I imagine.

Good

 

[Pickman's model]

Oooh another lie to parliament, I wonder whether anyone will be expelled for a day for saying that he's lied to parliament.

a day without lying to parliament is like a day without sun

 

[cupid_stunt]

BBC Radio's Evan Davis apologises over 'anti-Boris Johnson slip up' live on air

The BBC's Evan Davis was forced to correct his 'Drowning Street' slip-up after being questioned by scores listeners of his Radio 4 PM show

www.mirror.co.uk

His comments riled and amused his listeners, with many wondered if the broadcaster had broke the beeb's impartiality rules with an apparent gag.

During Thursday's PM show, Evan said: "In the last few minutes, Rishi Sunak is at a brief press briefing at Drowning.... Downing Street."

Minutes later, the presenter was forced to clarify his words after the sentiment was questioned by bemused listeners.

Easy done.

 

[not a trot]

BBC Radio's Evan Davis apologises over 'anti-Boris Johnson slip up' live on air

The BBC's Evan Davis was forced to correct his 'Drowning Street' slip-up after being questioned by scores listeners of his Radio 4 PM show

www.mirror.co.uk

Easy done.

Could just as easily call it clowning street.

 

[brogdale]

Seems like some other people that I've never heard of have left 10 Drowning Street.

 

[Dogsauce]

His authority bleeding out into the gutter. Nearly done now. Bless.

 

[brogdale]

His authority bleeding out into the gutter. Nearly done now. Bless.

Watch as he casts himself as Heracles cleansing the Augean stables...they love that classical shite.

 

[Sprocket.]

Watch as he casts himself as Heracles cleansing the Augean stables...they love that classical shite.

Julius Caesar, Ides of March on the horizon!

 

[SpookyFrank]

Is it time to open a sweepstake on when he finally fucks off?

 

[ruffneck23]

Wheels and busses comes to mind and a big lol

 

[cupid_stunt]

Boris Johnson rocked by wave of No 10 resignations

The PM seeks to rally remaining No 10 staff, telling them "change is good", after a fifth adviser quits.

www.bbc.co.uk

Another two gone, although probably only a few days earlier than expected, Munira Mirza remains the big story, and the most painful for Johnson.

Hopefully some of the other three will be as bitter & twisted as Cummings, and come out with more stuff over the coming days/weeks.

 

[Artaxerxes]

The lies keep coming and they don't stop running.

 

[elbows]

the spectator (who are closest to the ground on this so are probably most accurate) are keeping a running total - they're saying 10 with the latest

Full list: the Tories calling for Boris to go

Boris Johnson is now facing the gravest peril of his premiership. A rising number of Conservative MPs have broken cover to publicly join calls for the PM to go, amid rising concern about what Johnson’s survival means for their electoral prospects. So will the threshold of 54 Tory MPs – the...

www.spectator.co.uk

The latest BBC report on todays resignations casually mentions that they are now aware of 17.

Boris Johnson rocked by wave of No 10 resignations

The PM seeks to rally remaining No 10 staff, telling them "change is good", after a fifth adviser quits.

www.bbc.co.uk

The BBC is aware of 17 Tory MPs who have submitted letters of no confidencein the prime minister, with a total of 54 needed to trigger a leadership contest.

Many have cited the PM's participation in parties at No 10 during Covid lockdowns as their motivation to challenge Mr Johnson.

But some have also pointed to his remark about Sir Keir, including senior backbencher and Defence Committee chair Tobias Ellwood.

 

[MickiQ]

Boris Johnson rocked by wave of No 10 resignations

The PM seeks to rally remaining No 10 staff, telling them "change is good", after a fifth adviser quits.

www.bbc.co.uk

Another two gone, although probably only a few days earlier than expected, Munira Mirza remains the big story, and the most painful for Johnson.

Hopefully some of the other three will be as bitter & twisted and Cummings, and come out with more stuff over the coming days/weeks.

He doesn't command loyalty does he? It's clear he views his subordinates as disposable. Yet he is probably totally surprised that they could stab in the back given half a chance.

 

[Dogsauce]

He‘ll just spin it as all the rule-breaking bad apples have left so there’s nothing for him to do here. All OK, move along. Blah blah the people’s priorities…

 

[Pickman's model]

Wheels and busses comes to mind and a big lol

They come off off off all day long

 

[Sprocket.]

I thought with the way he has presented his government’s achievements at rolling things out fast. He, himself would make an excellent example of doing just that.

 

[elbows]

 

[Pickman's model]

Interesting how they are related piece in the mail Rishi links of long-time ally who has 'beheaded' Boris by quitting

 

[Petcha]

You have to give to this guy. Has any PM ever survived so many scandals? It's incredible.

 

[Bingoman]

You have to give to this guy. Has any PM ever survived so many scandals? It's incredible.

Closet PM I can think of is Tony Blair that I can think of?

 

[two sheds]

Closet PM I can think of is Tony Blair that I can think of?

Johnson's more of a fridge PM