PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[andysays]

wtf is all this shite for

It's just teuchtie doing his usual nonsense...

 

[Proper Tidy]

teuchterial

 

[andysays]

Teuchters gonna teucht...

 

[brogdale]

Priti grim oop North...

 

[BCBlues]

Priti grim oop North...

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Priti Vacant

 

[brogdale]

Priti Vacant

Destination Brexit...

 

[Argonia]

The cunt is going to get away with these latest allegations about touching two women isn't he?

 

[Pickman's model]

Teuchters gonna teucht...

Sounds like the noise one makes just before projectile vomiting

 

[Pickman's model]

The cunt is going to get away with these latest allegations about touching two women isn't he?

It's not touching so much as grabbing, showing his perceived right to handle or possess, not a tap on the shoulder to gain attention or an acceptable demonstration of affection

 

[Wilf]

The cunt is going to get away with these latest allegations about touching two women isn't he?

Yep, in the absence of further (alleged) victims coming forward. My guess is that Charlotte Edwardes as had her say and won't go any further with it unless she's further provoked.

Oh and for anyone suffering from low blood pressure, here's Toby Young's contribution.
Toby Young says people 'complained if Boris didn't put his hand on their knee'

 

[agricola]

Yep, in the absence of further (alleged) victims coming forward. My guess is that Charlotte Edwardes as had her say and won't go any further with it unless she's further provoked.

Oh and for anyone suffering from low blood pressure, here's Toby Young's contribution.
Toby Young says people 'complained if Boris didn't put his hand on their knee'

It is really amazing that a subject as discredited as eugenics can be made to look even more foolish with every utterance Young makes.

 

[Pickman's model]

It is really amazing that a subject as discredited as eugenics can be made to look even more foolish with every utterance Young makes.

He has one of those Orwellian faces which demand hobnail boots

 

[Raheem]

It is really amazing that a subject as discredited as eugenics can be made to look even more foolish with every utterance Young makes.

To be honest, I can't think of many better arguments in favour of eugenics than Toby Young.

 

[Marty1]

Marcus Ball, the guy who legally challenged BJ over his £350 million a week to EU during referendum remain campaign has lost his case.

Man Who Sued Boris Johnson Is Facing Financial Ruin, He Tells LBC - LBC

 

[butchersapron]

Marcus Ball, the guy who legally challenged BJ over his £350 million a week to EU during referendum remain campaign has lost his case.

Man Who Sued Boris Johnson Is Facing Financial Ruin, He Tells LBC - LBC

Don't say guy.

W/c people don't.

 

[ruffneck23]

I was listening to lbc earlier, and was horrified by the amount of women defending him especially a lady from Kingston , who was alledegly a film producer defending him , also Epstein , it was like she thought , as a women , they deserved it , what is the world coming to ? I'm 48 a manic depressive, this isn't helping , let the sleep come quickly

 

[Marty1]

Don't say guy.

W/c people don't.

What does ‘W/c’ mean?

 

[cupid_stunt]

What does ‘W/c’ mean?

Working class.

 

[Argonia]

Water closet

 

[kabbes]

I remember when wc was all fields

 

[kabbes]

Actually, come to think about it, that particular WC had a good quote for all this argument about usernames:

“It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to”

 

[not-bono-ever]

Johnson *apparently* stopped having anything to do with the yank when she went public to defend Tom Hayes ( a co director of her company), the Libor rate rigger big swinging dick , currently doing an 11 stretch.

 

[MrSki]

Edited source of tweet.

 

[Wilf]

Johnson *apparently* stopped having anything to do with the yank when she went public to defend Tom Hayes ( a co director of her company), the Libor rate rigger big swinging dick , currently doing an 11 stretch.

What, he stopped having IT lessons?

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

edit

Probably best not to link to Rupert Myers - he's bad news.

 

[MrSki]

Probably best not to link to Rupert Myers - he's bad news.

Didn't realise. I have edited the source.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Chaos at ports, food and fuel shortages, disruption of medical supplies, energy price rises, hard Irish border, disproportionately felt by the poorest people in the country.

...cats and dogs fucking in the streets, too.

 

[maomao]

...cats and dogs fucking in the streets, too.

What cat on cat and dog on dog or cat on dog and dog on cat?

 

[teqniq]

 

[existentialist]

Yeah whatever you say, Pickers.

I think people have been quite severely editored for this in the past...