PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[not-bono-ever]

I'm not sure how many people in the UK don't think he's a cunt to be honest.

Hate to say it,But he has a trump like popularity in many disaffected areas

 

[Mr Moose]

Hate to say it,But he has a trump like popularity in many disaffected areas

Yes. He is the only thing preventing total Tory collapse and most of what is preventing Brexit collapse. For Labour to win it’s Get Boris!

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes. He is the only thing preventing total Tory collapse and most of what is preventing Brexit collapse. For Labour to win it’s Get Boris!

For Labour to win they only have to let Boris be Boris

 

[Mr Moose]

For Labour to win they only have to let Boris be Boris

While Jezza is being Jezza?

I hope you are right amigo.

 

[Pickman's model]

While Jezza is being Jezza?

I hope you are right amigo.

Who is the bigger mess? As every day goes by Boris Johnson shows that he can out-Corbyn Corbyn.

 

[brogdale]

 

[Mr Moose]

Who is the bigger mess? As every day goes by Boris Johnson shows that he can out-Corbyn Corbyn.

I agree. Boris is an absolute train wreck. But so was Trump.

I can’t handle the Tories winning again Pickers. I just can’t.

 

[Pickman's model]

I agree. Boris is an absolute train wreck. But so was Trump.

I can’t handle the Tories winning again Pickers. I just can’t.

i can't handle people calling me by another user's name, i just can't, and i don't see why i should have to.

 

[Mr Moose]

i can't handle people calling me by another user's name, i just can't, and i don't see why i should have to.

Soz. My bad.

 

[Poi E]

Pickers sounds like something Johnson would say.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[treelover]

He doesn't care. He never has to face repercussions in his life. Things that happen to the people are irrelevant. Its a toxic mix of extreme narcissism born into a world of extreme privilege.

thats an excellent summary of his character, and life.

 

[treelover]

Yeah, that's why I'm making the distinction. The line about Britain edging towards fascism that I've seen from commentators and others is overdone. But yes, absolutely, social media misogyny and death threats are appalling. And yes, particularly yesterday, Johnson was feeding it.

I think he's an appalling opportunist, increasingly willing to use almost any weapon, including stoking things up about traitors. Given that pretty much on the toss of a coin he could have been backing remain lays bare his opportunism. He'll lie and cheat without blinking an eye and he's got many of the tools of the populist. I'm just making the point that the likes of Paul Mason going on about fascism are wide of the mark.

Will Labour be allowed to put Eddie Mair's devasating interview with Johnson on social media during the G.E?

 

[treelover]

The bluster about aggressive language reminds me of Johnson’s delightful chat with guppy about getting heavies involved in dealings. What a cowardly wretch this man is.

how come that isn't seen as a serious matter?

 

[Wilf]

Rees Mogg has formed a folky-punk band, these are his backing group. Provisional bandname: Jacob Rees-Mogg and the Pro Rogues.

 

[Wilf]

Actually, they are doggie dreaming of brexit. Tickle their tummies and the spasms kick in.

 

[Pickman's model]

Actually, they are doggie dreaming of brexit. Tickle their tummies and the spasms kick in.

take them to the vets to be put into a more permanent sleep

 

[ruffneck23]

Rees Mogg has formed a folky-punk band, these are his backing group. Provisional bandname: Jacob Rees-Mogg and the Pro Rogues.

Jacob rees cunt and the cunts , is more apt.

 

[Wilf]

how come that isn't seen as a serious matter?

I agree, it is. Suppose it's because it was a while ago, but also the transcript of the conversation doesn't make him sound keen to get the address of the journo (or whatever he was being asked to do, can't quite remember). Also, don't think he actually did it. Utter scumbag, certainly, but a kind of weak scumbag, easily led... goes to the issue of character etc.

On Johnson's alleged groping - sexual assault is probably a better term - I absolutely believe the woman, but have a feeling it won't go anywhere, similarly the Arcuri stuff. It's not exactly a surprise to see a powerful man facing these allegations. Same time, despite the different issue of his affairs and cheating, would I be right in thinking there have never been accusations of this sort before? Seeing accusations of actual assault are at once both slightly surprising and not at all surprising, iyswim.

 

[Wilf]

Jacob ress cunt and the cunts , is more apt.

Keeping the folky theme, Fiddler Mogg and the Barrel of Cunts.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

i can't handle people calling me by another user's name, i just can't, and i don't see why i should have to.

You know from now on I'm just going to refer to you as Pickers, right?

 

[Pickman's model]

You know from now on I'm just going to refer to you as Pickers, right?

from the faq

so if you want to do that be aware that i'll be reporting all such posts

 

[andysays]

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so if you want to do that be aware that i'll be reporting all such posts

Is it really worth getting your pickers in a twist about?

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

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Yeah whatever you say, Pickers.

 

[Ranbay]

So the queen might sack him yeah? or someting

 

[ruffneck23]

So the queen might sack him yeah? or someting

I'd prefer it if she Diana-ed him

 

[teuchter]

Yeah whatever you say, Pickers.

Had I, in the haughtiness of my youth, chosen a pretentious username with literary allusions, I would be grateful to those shortening it, rather than threatening legal action.

 

[Wilf]

I'd prefer it if she Diana-ed him

Wonder if he's going to the Chirac funeral? Roads around Paris, fucking lethal, needs an experienced chauffeur.

 

[Pickman's model]

Had I, in the haughtiness of my youth, chosen a pretentious username with literary allusions, I would be grateful to those shortening it, rather than threatening legal action.

I am not threatening legal action

If people want to shorten it Pickman's is quite acceptable

 

[brogdale]

Had I, in the haughtiness of my youth, chosen a pretentious username with literary allusions, I would be grateful to those shortening it, rather than threatening legal action.

wtf is all this shite for