PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Brilliant. How does he get to that conclusion?

Six pints of lager and three large whiskies I suspect

 

[Marty1]

Brilliant. How does he get to that conclusion?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

they are going to start going fotl and quoting admiralty law and so on next, aren't they?

 

[tommers]

Fucking hell. That is clutching at straws.

 

[tommers]

Honestly. The last two paragraphs.

What an absolute fucking joker.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

lol, desperate.

5 minutes ago they were going to abolish the supreme court, now it's their saviour.

 

[tommers]

Yeah but what contingencies are being made for this massively unlikely situation that I just made up in my head?

Some feedback would be appreciated.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Remember when we used to hate Thatcher cos of the stuff she did?

/feels old

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Yeah but what contingencies are being made for this massively unlikely situation that I just made up in my head?

Some feedback would be appreciated.

government of national unity led by a political figure respected by all

 

[teqniq]

'Please make it stop'.

 

[tim]

Remember when we used to hate Thatcher cos of the stuff she did?

/feels old

Yes, and it was far worse than this

 

[teqniq]

I dunno. It's a pretty dirty game of cowboys going on right now. Sleazy amateurs, mind.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Yes, and it was far worse than this

Kind of. Except Thatcher won. We now live in Thatcher's world. Hell, even the EU is formed in Thatcher's image. We're now just grubbing along at the bottom. At least when Thatcher was in power, before she had fully won, while she was still in the process of winning, the fights were over real things.

 

[teqniq]

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Shortly to be a serving private, if he's lucky.

Army investigates soldier who sent death threat to Angela Rayner

 

[Rivendelboy]

Yes, and it was far worse than this

Really? How so?

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes, and it was far worse than this

To be fair Johnson's within his honeymoon first hundred days

 

[agricola]

Good to see the BBC News homepage are keeping up recent form:

PM's referral to watchdog 'politically motivated'

• It is alleged businesswoman Jennifer Arcuri received favourable treatment due to friendship with PM.
  
  PM defends actions over conflict of interest claims
  PM will explain Jennifer Arcuri links to City Hall

(when you click on the story it explains that it is, according to No.10)

 

[Artaxerxes]

Hmmm. Maybe they'll bring back rotten boroughs.

They call those safe seats these days.

 

[Dogsauce]

Sorry for posting shit memes, but this one tickled me.

 

[equationgirl]

Sorry for posting shit memes, but this one tickled me.

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Oh I don't know, has a certain je ne sais quoi

 

[tim]

Really? How so?

Police roadblocks stopping people from crossing county lines


Policing in Liverpool and obviously beyond



The Belgrano




Death squads in Northern Ireland



And the Tory Party conference in Brighton blown sky high

 

[ruffneck23]

Wonder what reception they are going to get in Manchester over the coming days

 

[Raheem]

And the Tory Party conference in Brighton blown sky high

A mixed picture, then.

 

[not-bono-ever]

 

[teqniq]

Yeah saw this on FB. Quality.

 

[equationgirl]

It's not libel if it's the truth

 

[existentialist]

I wish people would stop calling him "Boris".

"Johnston" (optional "Mr") ought to suffice until he can be referred to as "the accused".

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I wish people would stop calling him "Boris".

"Johnston" (optional "Mr") ought to suffice until he can be referred to as "the accused".

the abbreviation 'TCJ' has been suggested

 

[brogdale]

I wish people would stop calling him "Boris".

"Johnston" (optional "Mr") ought to suffice until he can be referred to as "the accused".

Perth?