PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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andysays
Love and solidarity
She apparently went on TV this morning and refused to answer the question when asked if she'd had an affair with him
#Weaponise
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
To be fair, Trump just used his lawyer for the payoff. Johnson used an elaborate network of London Authority people and other bods to come up with the cash. Got to respect him for that.
Respect?
bellaozzydog
rolling turds in glitter
Victoria Derbyshire did a piece about Arcuri and finished it with Positive and angry “quotes” from social media supporting Arcuri, the final one being, we should just leave her alone
Yes he should haveVictoria Derbyshire did a piece about Arcuri and finished it with Positive and angry “quotes” from social media supporting Arcuri, the final one being, we should just leave her alone
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Respect the corruption of many people in public office?
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Ironic, as in don't respect him. Yes, exactly that, corruption in a public office.
Don't think this will do for him, just as I think he's got a reasonable chance of surviving the brexit mess given the polls. Same time, maintaining the Trump comparison and impeachment process, it has the potential to do real damage.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
oh i think he'll survive the brexit mess, he won't be executed or assassinated (more's the shame), i just think he'll be out of office by the 21 november.
Lurdan
old wave
Times report of that interview
ROFL.
As far as I can see Boris, Milo and her are all just different variations on your basic chancer and competence trickster. And as compared to the other two I can't say I have any strong feelings about her one way or the other. She has, albeit accidentally, finally developed a successful business generating double entendres. And while she's clearly not going to become a national treasure in the style of Mandy Rice-Davis, I'm tempted to feel she's earned the money in public entertainment value alone.
Jennifer Arcuri dodges questions on Boris Johnson affair in TV interview
Esther Webber, Red Box Reporter
October 7 2019, 9:00am, The Times
Jennifer Arcuri, a former model and friend of Boris Johnson, said the pair bonded over their love of classic literature and she nicknamed him “Alex the Great” but insisted the former mayor did not intervene to advance her career.
Ms Arcuri, 34, refused to deny they’d had an affair, claiming “it’s no one’s business”, as she revealed details of their relationship for the first time on ITV’s Good Morning Britain.
Mr Johnson — whose first name is Alexander — came to her flat in east London “a handful of times” and they went out for lunch and drinks, she told the programme, but repeatedly refused to say whether they’d had a sexual relationship.
“It’s categorically no one’s business what private life we had or didn’t have,” she said, insisting that any answer she gave would be “weaponised” against the prime minister.
“Because the press have made me this objectified ex-model pole dancer, I am really not going to answer that question.
“I am not going to be putting myself in a position for you to weaponise my answer. Boris had nothing to do with my other achievements.”
She added: “We tried having drinks out in public or having lunch, it just became too much of a mob show, so I said ‘you just have to come to my office’.” Ms Arcuri said that her office was in her Shoreditch flat.
The American, who is now based in California, explained that she first met Mr Johnson, 55, in 2011, when she gave him her card, and that in a subsequent meeting he asked for her number. He then agreed to take part in several events promoting technology innovation which she organised.
She appeared to acknowledge that his participation was unexpected: “I was a student. I didn’t think he’d come but he did.”
Mr Johnson is facing questions over a payment of £126,000 of public money to Ms Arcuri’s technology businesses and how she obtained places on three overseas trade missions with him.
Friends of Ms Arcuri have claimed that she was having an affair with him, according to The Sunday Times.
Ms Arcuri said Mr Johnson “asked me to show him a few things” on the pole she had in her London home.
Describing the kit as a “conversation starter,” she said she and Mr Johnson “always had a laugh about it”.
“The pole stood in the living room, yes, he saw the pole.”
When asked directly whether Mr Johnson had ever used the pole, Ms Arcuri said: “I’m never going to tell you that.”
The Sunday Times reported yesterday that Mr Johnson allegedly wrote a letter when he was mayor of London in 2012 recommending Ms Arcuri, then a 27-year-old student, for a position as head of what is now the Tech Nation quango. She was also alleged to have named him as her reference on her CV.
She denied ever speaking to the then mayor about sponsorship or lobbying him for financial help. “I’d never put him in that position,” she said, adding: “The reason why they [technology event organisers] liked me is because I had big mouth, a huge network, and the biggest work ethic.”
She maintained that he had never written a letter of recommendation for her.
She also denied that he had pulled strings to bring her on overseas trade missions. She claimed she had been properly vetted by Mr Johnson’s team and “they chose me because of who I was”.
Ms Arcuri and her British husband, Matthew Hickey, were awarded a £100,000 government grant in January to help cybersecurity businesses in England. An inquiry has been ordered into the grant, of which £53,000 has now been frozen.
She said today that Mr Johnson “had nothing to do with my grant”.
Ms Arcuri said she stopped regularly speaking to Mr Johnson when she became pregnant at the end of 2016.
When asked whether the prime minister had made contact with her since the story hit the headlines, she said: “I think Boris has enough on his plate right now.
“Three years ago, he told us Britain needs to leave the EU and I wish him all the best with that.
“I want him to stay focused on the job. I don’t need him right now, Britain needs him right now.”
Esther Webber, Red Box Reporter
October 7 2019, 9:00am, The Times
Jennifer Arcuri, a former model and friend of Boris Johnson, said the pair bonded over their love of classic literature and she nicknamed him “Alex the Great” but insisted the former mayor did not intervene to advance her career.
Ms Arcuri, 34, refused to deny they’d had an affair, claiming “it’s no one’s business”, as she revealed details of their relationship for the first time on ITV’s Good Morning Britain.
Mr Johnson — whose first name is Alexander — came to her flat in east London “a handful of times” and they went out for lunch and drinks, she told the programme, but repeatedly refused to say whether they’d had a sexual relationship.
“It’s categorically no one’s business what private life we had or didn’t have,” she said, insisting that any answer she gave would be “weaponised” against the prime minister.
“Because the press have made me this objectified ex-model pole dancer, I am really not going to answer that question.
“I am not going to be putting myself in a position for you to weaponise my answer. Boris had nothing to do with my other achievements.”
She added: “We tried having drinks out in public or having lunch, it just became too much of a mob show, so I said ‘you just have to come to my office’.” Ms Arcuri said that her office was in her Shoreditch flat.
The American, who is now based in California, explained that she first met Mr Johnson, 55, in 2011, when she gave him her card, and that in a subsequent meeting he asked for her number. He then agreed to take part in several events promoting technology innovation which she organised.
She appeared to acknowledge that his participation was unexpected: “I was a student. I didn’t think he’d come but he did.”
Mr Johnson is facing questions over a payment of £126,000 of public money to Ms Arcuri’s technology businesses and how she obtained places on three overseas trade missions with him.
Friends of Ms Arcuri have claimed that she was having an affair with him, according to The Sunday Times.
Ms Arcuri said Mr Johnson “asked me to show him a few things” on the pole she had in her London home.
Describing the kit as a “conversation starter,” she said she and Mr Johnson “always had a laugh about it”.
“The pole stood in the living room, yes, he saw the pole.”
When asked directly whether Mr Johnson had ever used the pole, Ms Arcuri said: “I’m never going to tell you that.”
The Sunday Times reported yesterday that Mr Johnson allegedly wrote a letter when he was mayor of London in 2012 recommending Ms Arcuri, then a 27-year-old student, for a position as head of what is now the Tech Nation quango. She was also alleged to have named him as her reference on her CV.
She denied ever speaking to the then mayor about sponsorship or lobbying him for financial help. “I’d never put him in that position,” she said, adding: “The reason why they [technology event organisers] liked me is because I had big mouth, a huge network, and the biggest work ethic.”
She maintained that he had never written a letter of recommendation for her.
She also denied that he had pulled strings to bring her on overseas trade missions. She claimed she had been properly vetted by Mr Johnson’s team and “they chose me because of who I was”.
Ms Arcuri and her British husband, Matthew Hickey, were awarded a £100,000 government grant in January to help cybersecurity businesses in England. An inquiry has been ordered into the grant, of which £53,000 has now been frozen.
She said today that Mr Johnson “had nothing to do with my grant”.
Ms Arcuri said she stopped regularly speaking to Mr Johnson when she became pregnant at the end of 2016.
When asked whether the prime minister had made contact with her since the story hit the headlines, she said: “I think Boris has enough on his plate right now.
“Three years ago, he told us Britain needs to leave the EU and I wish him all the best with that.
“I want him to stay focused on the job. I don’t need him right now, Britain needs him right now.”
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ROFL.
As far as I can see Boris, Milo and her are all just different variations on your basic chancer and competence trickster. And as compared to the other two I can't say I have any strong feelings about her one way or the other. She has, albeit accidentally, finally developed a successful business generating double entendres. And while she's clearly not going to become a national treasure in the style of Mandy Rice-Davis, I'm tempted to feel she's earned the money in public entertainment value alone.
Crispy
The following psytrance is baṉned: All
It's a meme. Loads of things have been up on that screen. The original is some sporting event.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Of course it didn't happen - that's england scoring in the world cup. Which did happen. And will again.
MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
Photoshopped from a sports event.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
maomao
普費斯
Hideous. He would have to seriously injure himself doing it to make it funny.
oryx
Sitting on the bok of the day
I haven't given it much thought (for obvious reasons) but I think you're right.
savoloysam
Pigman's pigman's ha ha charade you are..
It couldn't be more obvious he was shagging her hey and if he was funding her in someway it amounts to nothing but prostitution and with tax payers money too. I'm sure this is nothing new however,
Mr Moose
What the hell are we supposed to tell the kids?
John Sweeney in full doom mode reminding us of Boris’s Russian bunga bunga parties while Foreign Secretary.
Can you imagine the headlines if Corbo went to a Russian sex party?
The Guardian reporting it at the time.
Morning after: Boris Johnson recovers from Lebedev’s exotic Italian party
Can you imagine the headlines if Corbo went to a Russian sex party?
The Guardian reporting it at the time.
Morning after: Boris Johnson recovers from Lebedev’s exotic Italian party
ruffneck23
front left
I see he could be given an unlimited fine, wouldnt it be nice if they fined him for everything he has, plus a 3 month sentence
Raheem
Well-Known Member
Doesn't scan as well as the Beach Boys version.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
I'm convinced she's actually his secret daughter, and he is just a dad desperate to further her career.
Wouldn't it be nice
If they just fined him
For everything he had
Plus three months jail
Better?
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