PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[equationgirl]

Chaos at ports, food and fuel shortages, disruption of medical supplies, energy price rises, hard Irish border, disproportionately felt by the poorest people in the country.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Corbyn really is dull, isn't he

 

[8ball]

Corbyn banging on about yellowhammer 5 page 6th form report

Which came out when? Any competent Prime Minister in any competent government would have ordered a far more far-reaching report before even suggesting a referendum.

Do you think this somehow makes the hard leavers, or any of the Tories, look remotely credible?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Please don’t mention Thomas fucking Cook again.

He just did.

 

[equationgirl]

Corbyn banging on about yellowhammer 5 page 6th form report

Please fuck off.

 

[8ball]

Corbyn really is dull, isn't he

Great campaigner - not a natural Opposition leader.

 

[Teaboy]

Corbyn banging on about yellowhammer 5 page 6th form report

I think you may be a bit out of date. Gove was talking earlier today about how Yellowhammer is still going on and the planning is developing. This literally happened today.

But I do agree with your general fuck parliament attitude. Its just a shame you don't appear to mean all of them just the ones you disagree with. Have a bit of heart man and be done with all of them. They all hate you equally.

 

[equationgirl]

Government needs to have actual plan.

 

[teqniq]

Corbyn banging on about yellowhammer 5 page 6th form report

Funny person. Notwithsading that it was commisioned by the government of the day, methinks you doth protest too much.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I'm not sure anybody has a plan

 

[equationgirl]

No PM is above the law.

 

[equationgirl]

Another mention of Thomas Cook.

 

[8ball]

No PM is above the law.

It’s dawning on Johnson, I think.

 

[equationgirl]

Corbyn wants an election. Get an extension and let's have one.

 

[8ball]

Sure, let’s do a prisoner exchange...

 

[equationgirl]

Back to blustering Boris.

 

[equationgirl]

Our preparations are very far advanced. Honest. No really they are, I promise.

 

[equationgirl]

Some bollocks about police recruitment.

 

[8ball]

Oh to be in that room with an AR-15 and some grenades..

 

[equationgirl]

Public school recruitment.

 

[equationgirl]

Corbyn is pitiful (says Boris)

 

[equationgirl]

Shadow chancellor is the stasi.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Jesus. What a nest of cunts.

 

[equationgirl]

Why can't we have nice things like an election?

 

[Marty1]

Funny person. Notwithsading that it was commisioned by the government of the day, methinks you doth protest too much.

Yes, yellowhammer was commissioned with Theresa May at the helm. I think you understand the contrast between now and then.

 

[8ball]

This lad tends to turn a good phrase..

 

[equationgirl]

Zombie opposition.

We say no. Let's get Brexit done.

Sits down, much braying ensues.

 

[equationgirl]

Oh to be in that room with an AR-15 and some grenades..

Barrels of gunpowder.

 

[8ball]

Zombie opposition.

We say no. Let's get Brexit done.

Sits down, much braying ensues.

Did you hear him say “zombie Parliament” and then swallow his words?

 

[equationgirl]

IDS!!