PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[cupid_stunt]

Lol

For the benefit of the tiny number of urbz who do not speak Welsh, what does that say?

Google translate says....

Boris' unwavering comments show how out of touch he is with Wales and areas like ours.

 

[8ball]

Tell me Einstein, how do you think things are going to go at Dover or Folkestone or any other major port the day after a no-deal Brexit? Whaddayareckon?

It’s gonna be amazing. I have some quad bikes with trailers, bolt cutters and angle grinders all lined up ready.

Early Christmas.

 

[editor]

Lol

For the benefit of the tiny number of urbz who do not speak Welsh, what does that say?

"Boris’s unparalleled comments show how out of touch he has with Wales and areas like ours"

 

[Proper Tidy]

Lol

For the benefit of the tiny number of urbz who do not speak Welsh, what does that say?

She called him a pigfucker

 

[Marty1]

What are you on about now?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Ah, Iain Duncan Smith. Not in government and an authority on, well, nothing at all. A narrow-minded racist who ran Johnson's election campaign. A nomark. A cunt. And an idiot.

But go ahead and quote vicious anti-immigrant pro-hard-brexit tories at us on the consequences of no deal.

 

[8ball]

This has to be trolling now.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Gove has finally fucked-off, Rabb on now, hopefully for not too long, so we can get on with the real entertainment.

 

[MrSki]

Hope it is a shouty as earlier.

 

[8ball]

Gove has finally fucked-off, Rabb on now, hopefully for not too long, so we can get on with the real entertainment.

It's like the worst Glastonbury ever.

 

[philosophical]

My daughter in law describes Rabb as a stupid persons idea of an intelligent person.
Personally I see him as an evil moron who has studied a communicate by numbers handbook.
Just now he pronounced 'oil' as 'all'. For that alone he deserves to have his tongue stapled to his black belt.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Just now he pronounced 'oil' as 'all'.

But, what impact will this have on the Irish border?

 

[Marty1]

Ah, Iain Duncan Smith. Not in government and an authority on, well, nothing at all.

Oh, of course, I guess the fact that he is a member of the privy council who spoke directly to the authors of yellowhammer counts for nothing.

 

[8ball]

This is the most sensible stuff I think I've heard from Thornberry.

tbf, "let's not all die in a fireball" would have been the natural expectation not too long ago

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Oh, of course, I guess the fact that he is a member of the privy council who spoke directly to the authors of yellowhammer counts for nothing.

In the case of that cunt, your guess is correct.

 

[philosophical]

But, what impact will this have on the Irish border?

He will be misunderstood if he is involved in any negotiations. I also imagine he pronounces 'specific' as 'pacific', 'clique' as 'click', 'deal' as 'dill', and 'Rabb' as 'cunt'...the last one might only be me.

 

[andysays]

He will be misunderstood if he is involved in any negotiations. I also imagine he pronounces 'specific' as 'pacific', 'clique' as 'click', 'deal' as 'dill', and 'Rabb' as 'cunt'...the last one might only be me.

I'm sure a majority of right-thinking people would happily support a no-dill Brexit

 

[cupid_stunt]

Speaker has said he wants questions to Rabb, wrapped-up by 6.30pm.

And, so the main event will start.

 

[8ball]

Speaker has said he wants questions to Rabb, wrapped-up by 6.30pm.

And, so the main event will start.

Dammit!

Someone trip him up - I need to get home!

 

[Argonia]

Speaker has said he wants questions to Rabb, wrapped-up by 6.30pm.

And, so the main event will start.

That's good, I can watch Eggheads and then the prime entertainment.

 

[elbows]

Its still not very exciting in there at the moment, the most excitement so far was that I just spotted the lesser spotted Ed Miliband.

 

[8ball]

That's good, I can watch Eggheads and then the prime entertainment.

I expect it will take up the C4 news.

 

[steveo87]

It's like the worst Glastonbury ever.

Well, there was the one where Kanye West headlined....

 

[elbows]

Well it filled up a lot.

 

[cupid_stunt]

And, he's on!

 

[equationgirl]

Gove has finally fucked-off, Rabb on now, hopefully for not too long, so we can get on with the real entertainment.

It's like struggling through the support acts whilst waiting for the headliners.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Communist fantasies lol

 

[equationgirl]

I Think Boris got hammered in New York and cut his own hair, look at the state of it.

And Rees Mogg is looking in need of a slap.

 

[equationgirl]

Members opposite are living in a fantasy world.

Actual LOLZ from the opposition.

 

[equationgirl]

The opposition have fled from an election and run to the courts.