PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[cupid_stunt]

Only to a fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.

As the mug cunt who fucked Brexit up, you mug cunt.

Yeah, but, what do you really think of the poster?

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I might have to actually start watching the news. This is getting quite exciting now.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Yes that's exactly what happened.



I'm a leaver and you have misjudged me. Don't claim to know the minds of all those who voted to leave...it's just silly.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

It's the sheer volume of muppetry involved in assuming that a "Leave" voter necessarily supports a "no deal" Brexit that stuns me. It's almost as if people like Marty1 can't be arsed to engage their critical faculties beyond scratching their arse.

 

[YouSir]

I might have to actually start watching the news. This is getting quite exciting now.

Eat a three day old kebab, drink a couple of big bottles of cider and take some laxatives - far less miserable way to hear a bellowing arsehole than watching them on the news.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Yeah, but, what do you really think of the poster?

I think they're a coprophiliac, arse-witted cockwomble with an alarming habit of wanking off dogs on the street - with their mouth.

 

[equationgirl]

No deal would be a disaster no matter which side of the debate you're on.

 

[YouSir]

It's the sheer volume of muppetry involved in assuming that a "Leave" voter necessarily supports a "no deal" Brexit that stuns me. It's almost as if people like Marty1 can't be arsed to engage their critical faculties beyond scratching their arse.

In fairness he's in the company of 90% of the media.

 

[8ball]

It's the sheer volume of muppetry involved in assuming that a "Leave" voter necessarily supports a "no deal" Brexit that stuns me. It's almost as if people like Marty1 can't be arsed to engage their critical faculties beyond scratching their arse.

At this exact moment I can hear a colleague (leave voter) ranting about exactly this (ie. that leaving without a deal was never presented as being in the picture, let alone something we were aiming for).

I guess that means we're down to 17,399,999 "no deal" voters that are being heinously betrayed.

 

[ViolentPanda]

All previous referendum results have been respected, and we were told this one would be.



The EU gives workers the right to 20 paid days off, but the UK government has increased the entitlement to 28.



Workers can opt out from that, so the word 'force' becomes somewhat irrelevant, and certain sectors are excluded anyway.



Not heard of the national living/minimum wage, set by the UK government, not the EU?



Clearly you are too fucking thick to understand how 'a vote' works.



So, leave voters are all xenophobic and racist cunts?

Nope, but you are ignorance cunt, I wish I hadn't taken you off ignore.

TBF, with a TINY grain of forethought, all the bickering about the status of the referendum, and about the type of Brexit, could have been avoided, but Pig-fucker and his mates wanted no hostages to fortune, so ended up giving loads, inept cunts that they were and are.

As for opt-outs, NMW etc, EU's principle of subsidiarity always meant we didn't have to enact Euro legislation/could enact our own, but it's paid govts of both shades to obfuscate that for the last 40 yrs, and I say all this as a Leaver.

 

[ViolentPanda]

In fairness he's in the company of 90% of the media.

Most of whom have less excuse than Marty, because they're supposedly better-educated.

 

[ViolentPanda]

At this exact moment I can hear a colleague (leave voter) ranting about exactly this (ie. that leaving without a deal was never presented as being in the picture, let alone something we were aiming for).

I guess that means we're down to 17,399,999 "no deal" voters that are being heinously betrayed.

I forget that our media see Leave, Brexit and no deal as meaning exactly the same thing, the cockwits.

 

[ViolentPanda]

So, anyone else think that Johnson was in New York to see if he could get his US citizenship back?

 

[ViolentPanda]

...Blair (yeah, OK not exactly left) first stood for parliament with a promise of leaving.

The first display of what would become a litany of lies.

 

[Marty1]

No deal would be a disaster no matter which side of the debate you're on.

Yellowhammer?

 

[ViolentPanda]

lime and baileys

Worse than a curdled posset.

 

[ViolentPanda]

What's happened to their flower pots?

Flob-a-lob-a-lob!

 

[ViolentPanda]

Tomorrow's Mirror.

They've all got the same nose!!!

 

[ViolentPanda]

jo swinson surely more of a john dempster

More like Nigel Dempster, given the amount of bullshit she spouts.

 

[Steel Icarus]

When's he due onstage?

 

[ViolentPanda]

I think that he would prefer the term 'disgraced'

...which is why "monster twat" is so much better!

 

[Pickman's model]

More like Nigel Dempster, given the amount of bullshit she spouts.

you've clearly not followed mansfield town's poor season

 

[Marty1]

‘Marshmallow rhetoric’ from vein popping Barry Sheerman:

 

[ViolentPanda]

As I was told earlier, it's cruel to mock the afflicted, but in all the footage of Cox today, he looks like he got blasted on 4 bottles of Thunderbird last night, then slept in his office while using his suit jacket as a pillow.

 

[andysays]

I think that he would prefer the term 'disgraced'

I'm sure we can agree some sort of compromise, like referring to him as the disgraced monster twat...

 

[andysays]

As I was told earlier, it's cruel to mock the afflicted, but in all the footage of Cox today, he looks like he got blasted on 4 bottles of Thunderbird last night, then slept in his office while using his suit jacket as a pillow.

Little chance of International Rescue coming to his aid

 

[cupid_stunt]

When's he due onstage?

Gove is up now.

So, I guess Johnson will be on after him.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Little chance of International Rescue coming to his aid

Oh, I dunno. Dave Miliband seems to fly over at the drop of a hat nowadays!

 

[equationgirl]

Yellowhammer?

It would be helpful if you could articulate your point using more than one word. Thanks.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Yellowhammer?

Exactly. Even the government knows no deal would be a disaster.

 

[MrSki]

When's he due onstage?

About 4.30pm