PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[8ball]

Barrels of gunpowder.

Yes. Should have said that instead. A few lights in GCHQ went on for a second there...

 

[equationgirl]

Y

Did you hear him say “zombie Parliament” and then swallow his words?

Yes. He was bumbling a lot.

 

[Argonia]

Irritable Duncan Syndrome

 

[equationgirl]

IDS is a twat.

 

[equationgirl]

Acute question my arse.

 

[8ball]

Y

Yes. He was bumbling a lot.

He might have swallowed them, but I suspect they might repeat on him.

 

[gentlegreen]

Corbyn really is dull, isn't he

Give me "dull" any day over the hyperbolic bollocks we've experienced recently.

 

[8ball]

Shut up or booze will be indefinitely delayed...

 

[equationgirl]

Have you no shame, Prime minister?

 

[existentialist]

Yes, yellowhammer was commissioned with Theresa May at the helm. I think you understand the contrast between now and then.

I'm beginning to entertain fantasies of crushing your board persona under my heel, like a cockroach. It is quite a pleasant thought.

 

[existentialist]

IDS!!

Oleaginous and smarmy, yet somehow thick, all at the same time.

 

[Marty1]

Blackford blah blah

 

[elbows]

Nice slip of the tongue there, vote of no continence!

 

[equationgirl]

His failure to resign is an embarrassment, says Blackford.

 

[equationgirl]

Blackford blah blah

Seriously, fuck off.

 

[hash tag]

Have you no shame, Prime minister?

Never did have, never will do

 

[equationgirl]

We cannot trust this prime minister.

 

[equationgirl]

End this dictatorship now.

Boris again.

 

[equationgirl]

Oooh fish abandoning government of the SNP.

 

[8ball]

Blackford blah blah

Does it not give you any pause that we have quite a few leavers on here, and they want nothing to do with you?

 

[equationgirl]

Although how new police and hospitals will stop that is beyond me.

 

[hash tag]

never expected to be able to trust him. Never expected him to do a good job. Expect him to talk shit, lie, make empty promises, waste money and pander to his ego.

 

[8ball]

Oooh fish abandoning government of the SNP.

(((abandoned fish)))

 

[8ball]

Ooh - can we go any lower?

 

[teqniq]

Yes, yellowhammer was commissioned with Theresa May at the helm. I think you understand the contrast between now and then.

What, incompetence and complete incompetence?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Ooh - can we go any lower?

Of course

 

[equationgirl]

Fuck me, Bercow sounds like a braying donkey. Fucking irritating.

 

[equationgirl]

Mention of the Troubles by the DUP.

 

[8ball]

Fuck me, Bercow sounds like a braying donkey. Fucking irritating.

I guess he needs to make a distinctive, annoying noise to get their attention and shut them up.

 

[Argonia]

He's putting his pen in his left pocket again