PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[equationgirl]

I guess he needs to make a distinctive, annoying noise to get their attention and shut them up.

It's not really working.

 

[equationgirl]

OH look, it's Jeremy.

 

[equationgirl]

PM cannot hide the fact he has no mandate, no majority and no credibility - Hilary Benn.

 

[Marty1]

Remainers attempting a prorogationgate whilst dodging a GE.

 

[8ball]

They were acting like actual professionals when talking about Iran earlier and now we have this shitshow.

 

[existentialist]

Remainers attempting a prorogationgate whilst dodging a GE.

What the fuck are you on about, now? You're like some kind of Markov chain generator being fed by Johnson speeches and Daily Express editorials.

 

[Marty1]

What the fuck are you on about, now? You're like some kind of Markov chain generator being fed by Johnson speeches and Daily Express editorials.

Commenting on live debate.

Parliament: Defiant Johnson faces MPs and rejects Supreme Court ruling - BBC News

 

[existentialist]

Commenting on live debate.

Parliament: Defiant Johnson faces MPs and rejects Supreme Court ruling - BBC News

The general idea of commentary is to provide a summary or insight, not some random selection of dogwhistle tunes.

 

[equationgirl]

Remainers attempting a prorogationgate whilst dodging a GE.

I don't know what you're watching, but it clearly isn't the same as the rest of us.

 

[cupid_stunt]

It's all a bit entertaining, but let's be honest, it's nothing more than a pantomime.

None of what's going on in this debate will make the slightest different to what happens going forward.

 

[equationgirl]

I hope the PM isn't going to be honing his pole dancing skills instead of reading the judgement.

 

[Marty1]

The general idea of commentary is to provide a summary or insight.

You may wish to take your own advice.

 

[equationgirl]

Totally worth it for the poledancing comment.

 

[equationgirl]

You may wish to take your own advice.

I wish you'd take everyone's advice and fuck off.

 

[8ball]

He's putting his pen in his left pocket again

Anxiety tic.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Sir John Haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyeeeeessss

 

[existentialist]

You may wish to take your own advice.

Ah, excellent. The "No, you smell" gambit.

And, if I might say so, most excellently deployed. I cringe in the face of your mastery.

 

[elbows]

Fucking hell, now Nelsons ghost will slay the liberal establishment. Thanks Sir John.

 

[equationgirl]

I wish to lash myself to the mast, says Boris.

 

[equationgirl]

Bercow hands out a detention.

 

[8ball]

I need to fire up the PS4 and shoot something in the face...

 

[blairsh]

I need to fire up the PS4 and shoot something in the face...

*Mutters, "hereherehere' into chin*

 

[equationgirl]

I need a drink.

 

[planetgeli]

Yes. Should have said that instead. A few lights in GCHQ went on for a second there...

If I posted my actual thoughts GCHQ would resemble Beijing on Chinese NYE.

 

[equationgirl]

Boris lecturing the House about consent.

 

[Marty1]

Boris continues to use the term ‘surrender act’ to disapproval of opposition

 

[equationgirl]

We did not vote decisively in 2014, we voted, but it wasn't a landslide result.

 

[equationgirl]

Boris continues to use the term ‘surrender act’ to disapproval of opposition

And you continue to post shite...

 

[equationgirl]

So new catchphrase is, get Brexit done.

 

[equationgirl]

Lots of angry shouting and braying from Bercow, who is close to sending people to bed without any supper.