PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[tommers]

Hahaha this is amazing. Why did he do that? I mean if I was losing my job and I could fire the annoying little cunt then I would too but...

 

[kenny g]

Looking forwards to Carrie being sacked... she has clearly been the longest term partner he has ever had..

 

[philosophical]

It's like all the episodes of that 'I Claudius' have been squeezed into one.

 

[The39thStep]

Gove levelled out

 

[two sheds]

I'm trying to look at cat pictures. Can't keep up. Gove, wtf.

I'm trying to watch the football

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[planetgeli]

Gove. Fantastic stuff.

 

[flypanam]

Gove gone


ok Bojo is screwed

Gove is such a fucking loser bested twice by the Eton trifle.

 

[Kaka Tim]

latest pictures - "how this for levelling up govey boy!! "

 

[Calamity1971]

2 more resigned.

 

[two sheds]

PATEL TOO. FIRE PATEL

 

[Ax^]

so in the upcoming season of the crown do we get Mackenzie Crook to play Boris


He Acted Quite admirably as worzel gummidge not long back

 

[Calamity1971]

41.

 

[Calamity1971]

PATEL TOO. FIRE PATEL

No way he'd fire odd job. Would be brilliant though.

 

[steeplejack]

 

[tommers]

This is like on Facebook when your aunt catches your uncle looking at dating sites.

 

[bimble]

Shoot the traitor to try to frighten the rest into staying in line? I’m not there yet but at some point it might feel scary when it stops being a funny spectacle.

 

[Supine]

PATEL TOO. FIRE PATEL

With a canon!

 

[Ax^]

Gove is such a fucking loser bested twice by the Eton trifle.

aye but he has been with Boris since the start


never mess around with the man who know were the bodies are kept

 

[Duncan2]

its like he is deliberately engineering a comedy end to his Premiership

 

[tommers]

U OK hun?

 

[quiet guy]

To be fair this could have had any of the mad bastards that have resigned on it

 

[spitfire]

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Gove will be looking to mobilise the backbenchers, and the 1922 are in a position to get the VONC back on the table as early as Monday. No question, the numbers are there.

Ergo, Johnson has just given carte blanche for Michael Gove to potentially be the next Prime Minister...

But Mr Johnson doesn't want that, of course.

The mad cunt is going for a General Election isn't he?

 

[Dystopiary]

‘"You cannot have a snake who is not with you on any of the big arguments who then gleefully briefs the press that he has called for the leader to go. You cannot operate like that"

 

[Ax^]

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But halfway across the river, the scorpion stung him.

 

[Calamity1971]

With a canon!

Out of a canon into the Thames. Or the North sea.

 

[PR1Berske]

Seven Hundred Pages

 

[steveo87]

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[steeplejack]

And there's your list. Never heard of one of them.

• Will Quince, education minister
• Alex Chalk, solicitor general
• Robin Walker, education minister
• John Glen, Treasury minister
• Victoria Atkins, justice minister
• Jo Churchill, environment minister
• Stuart Andrew, housing minister
• Kemi Badenoch, levelling up minister
• Neil O'Brien, levelling up minister
• Alex Burghart, education minister
• Lee Rowley, business minister
• Julia Lopez, culture minister
• Mims Davies, work and pensions minister
• Rachel Maclean, Home Office minister
• Mike Freer, equalities minister

“Mims Davies” & “Will Quince” sound like made-up Chris Morris journalists on Brass Eye.