PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Dystopiary]

For the historians amongst us: is this the highest ever number of government resignations in a day?

Yes. Another one to go with first British PM to go on official record committing a crime while in office.

 

[Ax^]

We saw how this cunt behaved with the select committee liaison committee and tried to accuse them of sexual misbehavior akin to pincher. He has got total kompromat on all his cabinet. They came in and he called their bluff.

the positions weakens everyone of them that remains

not one of them could of taken advantage of this situation

Jesus the bumblefuck in yes minister was a stronger politician

 

[Colin Hunt]

 

[kenny g]

BoJo has a minor majority in his minor constituency rather than a 14m mandate. Wait for 22/7/22 when mass blockades happen of fuel suppliers.

 

[planetgeli]

And there's your list. Never heard of one of them.

• Will Quince, education minister
• Alex Chalk, solicitor general
• Robin Walker, education minister
• John Glen, Treasury minister
• Victoria Atkins, justice minister
• Jo Churchill, environment minister
• Stuart Andrew, housing minister
• Kemi Badenoch, levelling up minister
• Neil O'Brien, levelling up minister
• Alex Burghart, education minister
• Lee Rowley, business minister
• Julia Lopez, culture minister
• Mims Davies, work and pensions minister
• Rachel Maclean, Home Office minister
• Mike Freer, equalities minister

 

[brogdale]

Missed this earlier...

 

[kenny g]

"The PM is buoyant and will fight on" FFS - total fucking idiot.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

The PM is buoyant

think the 'unflushable turd' metaphor has been used somewhere in the thread...

 

[steveo87]

And there's your list. Never heard of one of them.

• Will Quince, education minister
• Alex Chalk, solicitor general
• Robin Walker, education minister
• John Glen, Treasury minister
• Victoria Atkins, justice minister
• Jo Churchill, environment minister
• Stuart Andrew, housing minister
• Kemi Badenoch, levelling up minister
• Neil O'Brien, levelling up minister
• Alex Burghart, education minister
• Lee Rowley, business minister
• Julia Lopez, culture minister
• Mims Davies, work and pensions minister
• Rachel Maclean, Home Office minister
• Mike Freer, equalities minister

I wonder why Jo Churchill got into politics...

 

[steveseagull]

BORIS SACKS GOVE!!!!

 

[Ax^]

Gove gone


ok Bojo is screwed

 

[kenny g]

Fantastic! Gove shafted by BoJo.

 

[kenny g]

This is better than any fucking Netflix. Arm the fuckers and sort it out.

 

[Kaka Tim]

gove gone? where's that from?

 

[kenny g]

Who is going to now level up? ??

 

[pinkmonkey]

I'm crying this is amazing

 

[Ax^]

gove gone? where's that from?

his job

sacked innit

left his position
told to fuck off

whatever suits your needs

 

[steveo87]

gove gone? where's that from?

I mean to be fair, we was never really 'there' was he....

 

[Calamity1971]

For the historians amongst us: is this the highest ever number of government resignations in a day?

Biggest since 1932 apparently.

 

[steveo87]

Who is going to now level up? ??

I'll have a go.

 

[Ax^]

Who is going to now level up? ??

Dominic Rabb always looks like he got a good guy to call for Cocaine

 

[kenny g]

Close down the levelling up department. Close down the home office. Close down the education department. Make them all part of No 10...

 

[Artaxerxes]

his job

sacked innit

left his position
told to fuck off

whatever suits your needs

Asking for source I think.

Beeb has it.

Government resignations: Who has gone, who is staying?

After Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid resign, who else is leaving Boris Johnson's cabinet and in his ministerial team?

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[kenny g]

Close down the levelling up department. Close down the home office. Close down the education department. Make them all part of No 10...

Make the treasury a subjunct of No. 10. He has a 14million mandate...

 

[kenny g]

Make the treasury a subjunct of No. 10. He has a 14million mandate...

Who needs a cabinet?

 

[PR1Berske]

This is like the end of "Downfall" and "Telstar" at once

 

[QueenOfGoths]

He's going full on Trump isn't he

 

[steveo87]

It just popped up on my phone, just as the drum bit on In the Air Tonight [fight me] started on my phone....

 

[Dystopiary]

I'm trying to look at cat pictures. Can't keep up. Gove, wtf.

 

[Ax^]

He's going full on Trump isn't he

Can you imagine if Sugar had gone the trump route with the Tories


it would be V from Vendetta

before we got rid of the guy