PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[DaveCinzano]

He lacks the fash base. What’s Tommy Robinson up to today?

About 3-4 grammes but more at weekends

 

[Ax^]

new economic plan

Zahawi spine has left the building

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[two sheds]

I'm out, prick's not going in the next hour or so. Mini Fire wants to watch Women's Euros.

I'll leave these here, try not to pop them.

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Ta, I'd forgotten that

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[kenny g]

Just saw the great economic plan about to be announced. The sterling printing press is clearly about to go into overdrive. Looks like we are going to go into a free trade agreement with Turkey and Colombia - somewhat fitting perhaps.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Operation save big dog is off again, but I doubt it'll impress the MPs.

 

[spitfire]

Isn’t this near the point where there is a popular uprising and he is deposed?

 

[two sheds]

For the historians amongst us: is this the highest ever number of government resignations in a day?

 

[Dystopiary]

Nothing there. What did it say?

 

[Ax^]

hmm so Starmer to get a FPN in the morning




maybe 10 p off fuel

how desperate will the cockwomble get

 

[spitfire]

Isn’t this near the point where there is a popular uprising and he is deposed?

Oh no. Of course not. We’re all on Twitter.

 

[kenny g]

For the historians amongst us: is this the highest ever number of government resignations in a day?

Yes - last that got near was early 20th C and this is a lot higher.

 

[brogdale]

Steiner's Sixth Army at the ready.

 

[Ax^]

Isn’t this near the point where there is a popular uprising and he is deposed?

drag him out of number 10 and to the nearest petrol stations as i mentioned earlier

 

[PR1Berske]

Nothing there. What did it say?

Aah that must have been the Brendan Lewis resignation try

 

[PR1Berske]

*tweet

 

[PR1Berske]

hmm so Starmer to get a FPN in the morning




maybe 10 p off fuel

how desperate will the cockwomble get

If the Chief Constable of Durham Constabulary wishes to make a name for himself tomorrow....

 

[Dogsauce]

This needs to keep going for as long as possible, scope for some good blue-on-blue warfare. Hope for some bitter twisted revenge and accusations from Johnson, throwing dirt about those who have betrayed him.

 

[planetgeli]

For the historians amongst us: is this the highest ever number of government resignations in a day?

Highest number of minister resignations (14) beating a record set (11) in 1932.

I am so sad that I retained that bit of information.

 

[kenny g]

Thank fuck this shambles has been washed down with tax free homebrew and not a penny has ended up as a result with a completely corrupt and rudderless central government. In any civilised country we would be seeing piano wire singing down whitehall and the reassuring sound of the slice of guillotines.

 

[maomao]

I think they've had the showdown. They all got out their photos of each other fucking goats or whatever and Boris's lot won. 90% of the day's news has been rumour anyway. He'll be there in 2030.

 

[brogdale]

 

[kenny g]

I think they've had the showdown. They all got out their photos of each other fucking goats or whatever and Boris's lot won. 90% of the day's news has been rumour anyway. He'll be there in 2030.

At the current point fucking goats would probably give one of them a medal for probity.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Highest number of Cabinet minister resignations (14) beating a record set (11) in 1932.

I am so sad that I retained that bit of information.

There hasn't been anything like 14 cabinet resignations, there was 2 yesterday, and one over a week ago, that's 3 maximum.

 

[steveo87]

The Tory Cabinet right now

 

[two sheds]

Highest number of Cabinet minister resignations (14) beating a record set (11) in 1932.

I am so sad that I retained that bit of information.

That wasn't ... Churchill ... was it?

 

[kenny g]

We saw how this cunt behaved with the select committee liaison committee and tried to accuse them of sexual misbehavior akin to pincher. He has got total kompromat on all his cabinet. They came in and he called their bluff.

 

[Dystopiary]

hmm so Starmer to get a FPN in the morning




maybe 10 p off fuel

how desperate will the cockwomble get

Suddenly caring about the cost of living crisis:

 

[planetgeli]

There hasn't been anything like 14 cabinet resignations, there was 2 yesterday, and one over a week ago, that's 3 maximum.

Oh dear I included a word I didn't mean to while typing. Thank you for your input. I will resign forthwith. Maybe fifthwith.