PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[spitfire]

He's saying if he quits, it'll lead to the Tories' "almost certain" defeat at the next election...

Also:

"Boris Johnson claims that he is staying on for the good of the country and that it's not about his own self-interest He's '100 per cent' determined to fight a second confidence vote It means we'll see Cabinet resignations tonight"



Fucking twat.

Balloons standing by.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I’m #backingBoris

Summer would be so much more dull if he just quits now

 

[brogdale]

The guy is off his head. What's it going to take?

 

[bimble]

Dead by sun rise.

SHIT I'VE DONE IT AGAIN!!! Resigned, sorry.

not a chance.

 

[Plumdaff]

My birthday is 22nd July, start of the summer recess. I wonder what absolute fucking mayhem Johnson can cause before then.

 

[Mumbles274]

At least when Johnson goes they can legally have a leaving party... Not that he'll be there

 

[Calamity1971]

Been a long day.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Carrie will be having words with him tonight.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Buddy Bradley]

At what point do they decide it's not happening today?

 

[Kaka Tim]

Im now envisaging a king kong type scenario where he climbs up big ben, with Nadine dories under his arm, and has to be taken out by helicopters and drones.

 

[Ax^]

What's your preferred scenario?

• Ceausescu speech from the balcony
• Musso going full spectrum George Formby
• Gaddafi in a drain
• Saddam in a hole

Always the Ceausescu option.

where is the nearest petrol station

 

[Ax^]

Im now envisaging a king kong type scenario where he climbs up big ben, with Nadine dories under his arm, and has to be taken out by helicopters and drones.

hmm i'm seeing him and Mad Nad in one last final stand

 

[steveo87]

not a chance.

You're a hundred percent correct - but (for my own amusement as much as anything) I like the idea of a Cesar-esque murder plot (or not, depending on which one is legally appropriate).

 

[Dystopiary]

Carrie will be having words with him tonight.

I hope that they're "I'm divorcing you."

 

[spitfire]

Balloons standing by.

I'm out, prick's not going in the next hour or so. Mini Fire wants to watch Women's Euros.

I'll leave these here, try not to pop them.

 

[PR1Berske]

He is now acting like Trump after the election defeat. Our unwritten constitution is not made for this.

 

[A380]

Taps watch.

 

[bimble]

quite good.

 

[cupid_stunt]

At what point do they decide it's not happening today?

I think we are beyond that now, he needs to talk with Carrie this evening and sleep on it, if he decides not to go tomorrow, he'll forced to go next week.

 

[Dystopiary]

Paul Brand on twitter:

Cabinet member who’s been in to see the PM in No10 tonight tells me:

“We are sharing our views with the boss, who is listening carefully and pondering the course he wishes to take.” 1/2

“He is doing what he always does best when in really difficult territory - applying his not inconsiderable brain to the most effective course of action for his country.”

Sounds like polite persuasion is the modus operandi. 2/2

 

[kenny g]

He is now acting like Trump after the election defeat. Our unwritten constitution is not made for this.

Our unwritten constitution usually ends with riots and mobs at this point. Or the Queen steps in.

 

[T & P]

I think you've got that the wrong way round

Oh.

Oh well, as he’s been proven to be the ultimate despicable cunt anyway, deserved both times.

 

[Mumbles274]

He is now acting like Trump after the election defeat. Our unwritten constitution is not made for this.

Exactly what I was thinking, he's doing his trump!

 

[DaveCinzano]

hmm i'm seeing him and Mad Nad in one last final stand

"Who are those guys..?!"

"Err... They're your Cabinet colleagues, Nadine..."

 

[A380]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Carrie will be having words with him tonight.

Will she speak with Graham Brady first?

 

[tim]

He is now acting like Trump after the election defeat. Our unwritten constitution is not made for this.

You just nicked that from some talking head on Channel Four.

 

[spitfire]

edit NO BALLOONS YET!