PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Puddy_Tat]

still not as good as pob

from a few years ago -

 

[tommers]

Interesting that AI makes him look like a baby even though you didn’t ask for it. I might ask Dall-e to make Gove look like a baby and see what it comes back with…

Can you do it in a different thread? Cannot stand those fucking things and the endless proliferation of them everywhere.

 

[Ax^]

Srs Q as I do t know much about the mechanics of Actual Politics.

What happens tomorrow with 42 MPs gone? Who takes over their jobs, what happens with manifesto pledges etc.

Although we all chuckle about the Buffoon going down in flames, has he taken us, the ordinary person down with him? What happens re Cost Of Living, Fuel, Gas and Electricity prices, strikes etc?

Are they just all left on the back-burner until someone fills the role?

. I'm a bit worried that for us, the people, things are going to get even worse very quickly.

Where is my thinking wrong?

you mistaken that if he stays in power it will make any changes to your life

tbf in his desperation to stay I see him quickly invoking populist gimmick policies that will lead to making a bigger mess of the economy
more right wing bullshit and a looming crises with dodgy mortgage's or inflation rates going back to the 70's

 

[The39thStep]

“James Duddridge” sounds like a one-cap England rugby international from the early 80s who went onto be a ruddy faced tax-objector, Jensen Interceptor enthusiast & Brexit backer

ex landlord of The Ruddy Face , Plymouth

 

[locomotive]

Underwhelming.

 

[T & P]

Can you do it in a different thread? Cannot stand those fucking things and the endless proliferation of them everywhere.

Fair enough, thinking of it I wouldn’t want to derail this thread at this momentous time. Anyone interested please head to the thread in the general forum.

 

[tommers]

Fair enough, thinking of it I wouldn’t want to derail this thread at this momentous time. Anyone interested please head to the thread in the general forum.

Hahaha, I feel bad now. Sorry.

 

[A380]

Srs Q as I dont know much about the mechanics of Actual Politics.

What happens tomorrow with 42 MPs gone? Who takes over their jobs, what happens with manifesto pledges etc.

Although we all chuckle about the Buffoon going down in flames, has he taken us, the ordinary person down with him? What happens re Cost Of Living, Fuel, Gas and Electricity prices, strikes etc?

Are they just all left on the back-burner until someone fills the role?

. I'm a bit worried that for us, the people, things are going to get even worse very quickly.

Where is my thinking wrong?

Civil servants do most of it anyway.

 

[killer b]

Can you do it in a different thread? Cannot stand those fucking things and the endless proliferation of them everywhere.

Cf. Larry the fucking cat

 

[T & P]

Hahaha, I feel bad now. Sorry.

You’re hereby fired for disloyalty.

 

[Ax^]

Tim Loughton


"he looked at the revolver and glass of whiskey , downed the whiskey and shot Gove"

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Surely he’s got to call an election, there’s no other way out?

 

[kenny g]

Just lost the remote control... where were you when the PM resigned?? Scrabbling lost on the floor. In a far better position than any of these tossers.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Underwhelming.

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You’re welcome.

 

[platinumsage]

Surely he’s got to call an election, there’s no other way out?

He can’t do that because the Queen won’t let him if there’s another Tory who can command a majority.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

He can’t do that because the Queen won’t let him if there’s another Tory who can command a majority.

All the more reason for him to act now. Will Brenda want to stick her oar in?

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Last one..

 

[Fairweather]

Tim Loughton


"he looked as the revolver and glass of whiskey , downed the whiskey and shot Gove"

How do you know it was Irish?

 

[Ax^]

think Brenda has a session of day drinking and is now sleeping it off

Would not want to be the one who wakes her without his letter

 

[Wilf]

Of course, in a sense, johnson is still enjoying being at the centre of attention. He knows full well he's gone, but will get a moment of pleasure in ignoring all these delegations and the rest.

 

[Pickman's model]

The team that made death of stalin should follow that up with resignation of johnson

 

[brogdale]

All the more reason for him to act now. Will Brenda want to stick her oar in?

Lascelles, innit?

 

[Ax^]

How do you know it was Irish?

fair point Gove is Scottish..


Whisky

 

[T & P]

Could someone explain to an idiot what exactly are the job/role consequences for Gove of being fired by Boris, versus any of the ministers/ cabinet ministers who have resigned in the last 24 hours? Presumably nothing much, and he’ll now be a backbench MP no different than those who have resigned, right?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Srs Q as I dont know much about the mechanics of Actual Politics.

What happens tomorrow with 42 MPs gone? Who takes over their jobs, what happens with manifesto pledges etc.

Although we all chuckle about the Buffoon going down in flames, has he taken us, the ordinary person down with him? What happens re Cost Of Living, Fuel, Gas and Electricity prices, strikes etc?

Are they just all left on the back-burner until someone fills the role?

. I'm a bit worried that for us, the people, things are going to get even worse very quickly.

Where is my thinking wrong?

They haven't left their jobs as MPs, they've left their cabinet positions or government responsibilities, i.e. becoming backbenchers (for now). There'll always be some climber to fill the posts though

 

[Plumdaff]

Lascelles, innit?

So PM Raab for a time, ?if he (or anyone) commands enough confidence (jesus christ)

 

[steeplejack]

As previously stated only an Iranian Embassy siege type ending will remove the blustercunt from Downing Street. There was even talk today (deranged & insane) that he will simply ignore a lost confidence vote by the parliamentary party and claim “the mandate of the fourteen million.”

All joking aside, this is very dark stuff.

 

[A380]

He can’t do that because the Queen won’t let him if there’s another Tory who can command a majority.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Lascelles, innit?

There’s still some serious grey, debatable areas there.

 

[Fairweather]

fair point Gove is Scottish..


Whisky

Apologies Ax, I’ve had a few and was being pedantic. I’m fucking loving this mob of Tories imploding though.