PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[TopCat]

Guardian: The prime minister appeared determined to fight on, despite a delegation of senior cabinet ministers, including the home secretary, Priti Patel, and the transport secretary, Grant Shapps, personally urging him to resign.

 

[kenny g]

10 hours watching a dripping knife fall on a broken scumbag Tory piece of shite. Never have I enjoyed Tory blood on the floor so much. Not Chinese water torture but complete pleasure.

 

[redcogs]

newsnight about to start. I wonder what bizarre outfit kirsty will be wearing tonight?

Quite the headmistress tonight.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Yep, best day’s news watching I can remember.

 

[RD2003]

Reckon anyone's pointed out to Johnson that that's complete and utter bollocks?

William Wragg, a Conservative MP and fierce Johnson critic, has pointed out that under the UK’s parliamentary democracy, voters gave the Conservative party a mandate in the 2019 election rather than handing Boris Johnson a personal one as he has claimed.

Wragg tweeted: “A Constitutional Monarchy, not a Presidency. It is a shame to have to point out this principle.”

 

[steveseagull]

Simon Hart, Welsh Secretary resigned.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

 

[Lurdan]

Overtime for bot operators

 

[Elpenor]

When he says 'conclude'. Ex military, no..?

Conclude with extreme prejudice

 

[The39thStep]

spose you could have composed my reply to guarantee a better result ;-)

sorry pal , got carried away

 

[pinkmonkey]

10 hours watching a dripping knife fall on a broken scumbag Tory piece of shite. Never have I enjoyed Tory blood on the floor so much. Not Chinese water torture but complete pleasure.

I'm exhausted but I can't stop, can't go to bed yet, I did have some boring admin work shit to sort, admin, digital filing, sorting out my calenders etc, I've flown through it all today. cheers Boris!

 

[Ax^]

Prince Andrew get one last royal engagement

 

[Pickman's model]

As previously stated only an Iranian Embassy siege type ending will remove the blustercunt from Downing Street. There was even talk today (deranged & insane) that he will simply ignore a lost confidence vote by the parliamentary party and claim “the mandate of the fourteen million.”

All joking aside, this is very dark stuff

Here's hoping for a ceaucescu departure

 

[Pickman's model]

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Always thought Paddington was an mrta sleeper

 

[Calamity1971]

Should be a downfall parody about this

 

[redcogs]

sorry pal , got carried away

Don't be sorry - i saw the funny side. Did i mention i'm 71 today btw? Elderly as fuck. Grey. Stiff. Brittle. Smug. sanctimonious. Humourless. Pished. The bojo show keeps giving dont it.

 

[Yossarian]

Conclude with extreme prejudice

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[Pickman's model]

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Put in mind the image of Boris Johnson erupting from John Hurt's stomach

 

[Calamity1971]

Put in mind the image of Boris Johnson erupting from John Hurt's stomach

And scuttling out of the backdoor at No10

 

[Calamity1971]

I was ambushed by a cake
Steve Bray will be chuffed to get a mention.

 

[Pickman's model]

Don't be sorry - i saw the funny side. Did i mention i'm 71 today btw? Elderly as fuck. Grey. Stiff. Brittle. Smug. sanctimonious. Humourless. Pished. The bojo show keeps giving dont it.

Happy birthday, sorry the celebratory resignation o gram fell through, found Boris Johnson not a man of his word

 

[steveseagull]

Lost count. Balloons please

 

[Ax^]

Don't be sorry - i saw the funny side. Did i mention i'm 71 today btw? Elderly as fuck. Grey. Stiff. Brittle. Smug. sanctimonious. Humourless. Pished. The bojo show keeps giving dont it.

Happy Biff'day

High Voltage

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

fair point Gove is Scottish..


Whisky

Yeah but I think they are thinking of have a referendum to declare him independent. Govexit if you will.

 

[TopCat]

Put in mind the image of Boris Johnson erupting from John Hurt's stomach

Poor John Hurt.

 

[teqniq]

...found Boris Johnson not a man of his word

I am shocked. Shocked I tell you!

 

[Dystopiary]

A minister called Ed Argar just gone.

 

[Calamity1971]

Lost count. Balloons please

44?

 

[Ax^]

we gonna need more balloons

 

[Funky_monks]

This is mental. I think I may literally make some popcorn.