PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Curiouscarl]

The issue going forward is.

The spirit of the country has been savaged by this blonde buffoon.

The country hashad to succumb to the realisation that the job as the head of government; A position that supposedly is only given to the most astute and deserving. Where merit, hard work and competency is rewarded with the most prestigious position.

Is now a role that can be acquired by any jester with a juggling act.

The concern for the public going forward is, that this post can be filled by anyone who has none of the merits mentioned.

Johnson has taken the legitimacy out of being the Prime Minsiter. A man who thought of himself as a 21st century Julius Caesar, was more of a 20th century Sid Caesar.

Sadly, the damage and distrust that he has caused will stay with the country forever. And now, we are seeing the withering of unity in real time.

 

[elbows]

 

[equationgirl]

Gove being ousted for being a snake made me cackle, considering Boris is a bigger snake.

 

[elbows]

The issue going forward is.

The spirit of the country has been savaged by this blonde buffoon.

The country hashad to succumb to the realisation that the job as the head of government; A position that supposedly is only given to the most astute and deserving. Where merit, hard work and competency is rewarded with the most prestigious position.

Is now a role that can be acquired by any jester with a juggling act.

The concern for the public going forward is, that this post can be filled by anyone who has none of the merits mentioned.

Johnson has taken the legitimacy out of being the Prime Minsiter. A man who thought of himself as a 21st century Julius Caesar, was more of a 20th century Sid Caesar.

Sadly, the damage and distrust that he has caused will stay with the country forever. And now, we are seeing the withering of unity in real time.

I think you'll find that plenty on this forum didnt buy into the bullshit myths that would enable such simplistic and naive beliefs about the merits of that office and the legitimacy of power to have flourished pre-Johnson.

He's just been an extra dollop of shit on top of an already unsavoury dish.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Gin o'clock.

Shtrong and shtable

 

[elbows]

Maybe they will do a reverse partygate by storing his severed head in a wine chiller and smuggling his body out in a suitcase, under the cover of Cummings performing live with Abba in the street.

 

[Curiouscarl]

I think you'll find that plenty on this forum didnt buy into the bullshit myths that would enable such simplistic and naive beliefs about the merits of that office and the legitimacy of power to have flourished pre-Johnson.

He's just been an extra dollop of shit on top of an already unsavoury dish.

Of course. I agree.

But, they're the myths people have to believe.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Gove being ousted for being a snake made me cackle, considering Boris is a bigger snake.

Hang on, I thought he was a dog

 

[DaveCinzano]

Of course. I agree.

But, they're the myths people have to believe.

I think you will find that is a mythconception

 

[elbows]

Of course. I agree.

But, they're the myths people have to believe.

Well we have all the media and managerial classes to adopt suitable tones in order to restore something of a normal sense of order to the great establishment farce, once Johnson is out of the way.

And it looks very much like things like the balance of trade being fucked will join the plethora of other signs of economic doom, offering them no shortage of serious, weighty matters which they can pin 'the need for serious government in a time of great crisis' to.

 

[Elpenor]

Johnson has got his revenge at Gove for the 2016 stab in the back at least

 

[Calamity1971]

I think you will find that is a mythconception

New teeth Dave?

 

[DaveCinzano]

New teeth Dave?

Sasaferrato left his unattended whilst he was napping and I couldn't resist

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Right wing twitter has been hilarious today. A couple of people were earnestly discussing how badly Our Boris has been treated, and that there should be a GE to renew that personal mandate.

One of them dropped in this gem.

"I reckon Boris should go for it. Labour are in disarray"

 

[Elpenor]

Catching on a story from the committee meeting - as we know Johnson admitted to meeting ex KGB agents!

But why is no one talking about the real story - his friendship with that bloke off the trashy ITV gameshows who cinches your motor

 

[elbows]

Shtrong and shtable

They tried sticking the slogan to a wall but some of the letters fell off, leaving rong and stab.

 

[steveseagull]

Cheeky one in before the end of the day

 

[elbows]

Its quite an impressive mandate to fuck off he's been given. There is now a shortage of official letterheaded paper, such has been the volume of resignation letters written in such a short space of time.

 

[Curiouscarl]

Well we have all the media and managerial classes to adopt suitable tones in order to restore something of a normal sense of order to the great establishment farce, once Johnson is out of the way.

And it looks very much like things like the balance of trade being fucked will join the plethora of other signs of economic doom, offering them no shortage of serious, weighty matters which they can pin 'the need for serious government in a time of great crisis' to.

This is why there will always places like this. Where sensible people are able to have these discussion's. The one's who can, slip, dodge and navigate through the stream of dung.


And then there are the one's who go about their existence, hoping the next vote will improve their life. So they can stop getting shit on.

 

[Curiouscarl]

New teeth Dave?

Stole my nan's dentures.

 

[xenon]

Just back from the pub. 45 now have walked and he has sacked Gove, calling him a snake. Not going to walk.

This is fucking brilliant.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

This is mental. I think I may literally make some popcorn.

sweet or savoury?

 

[xenon]

Go Boris. Hang in there. Fuck the neysayers. Think of your mandate!!!!!

 

[Nine Bob Note]

You all scoff, but you saw what happened on Jan 6th last year. We'll likely see the tory faithful rise up and do much the same, just as soon as their home help turns up to get them out of bed.

 

[steveo87]

FINALLY!

 

[spitfire]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Wilf]

Song for the day:

 

[Ming]

Put in mind the image of Boris Johnson erupting from John Hurt's stomach

The image i can’t get out of my mind (i might drill a hole in my forehead to let it out) is Carrie giving him a Clinton while his wife had cancer.

 

[Ming]

The issue going forward is.

The spirit of the country has been savaged by this blonde buffoon.

The country hashad to succumb to the realisation that the job as the head of government; A position that supposedly is only given to the most astute and deserving. Where merit, hard work and competency is rewarded with the most prestigious position.

Is now a role that can be acquired by any jester with a juggling act.

The concern for the public going forward is, that this post can be filled by anyone who has none of the merits mentioned.

Johnson has taken the legitimacy out of being the Prime Minsiter. A man who thought of himself as a 21st century Julius Caesar, was more of a 20th century Sid Caesar.

Sadly, the damage and distrust that he has caused will stay with the country forever. And now, we are seeing the withering of unity in real time.

I actually think that’s intended. Democratic norms and checks and balances limit barbarians like the Tory and republican parties in what they’d like to do. So it‘s perfectly predictable that they’d want to undermine them by outrageous displays of putting two fingers up and flouting them. Makes the voters think ‘what’s the point in voting???’. Perfect.