PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
Totally classic album. Love Bob.
stdP
One Swiss dinosaur in Polly Gosling's anorak hood
For the sake of the country and our collective livers, we may as well just start bricking up No. 10 with him inside it, a la Henry.
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
Any Star Trek fans will be familiar with the TNG episode 'Remember Me' that sees members of the Enterprise D crew disappearing one by one, seemingly observed only by Crusher. The diminishing ship's complement becomes ever more ridiculous until there is only Crusher and Picard left on the bridge. When questioned by Crusher about the absent crew, Picard insists they don't require one. When the walls literally start to move in Crusher postulates "If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe?" It's one of the greatest lines in Star Trek and can mean only one thing - in several years time, Nadine Dorris is gonna have sex with a Scottish ghost who lives in a candle.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
How did I miss that Theresa Villiers was MP for Barnet !
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
Chipping Barnet to be exact. I'd've assumed that was Fabricunt's place of business
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Glorious
spring-peeper
Well-Known Member
Happy birthday and Boris did give you a present!!!
In Canada, we say shit-storm - and he gave you one!!!
PS - your name is not on the birthday greeting - fix your profile and the whole board can wish you a 'Happy 72th" birthday
Raheem
Well-Known Member
It's not much of a revenge though. Johnson looks like a dick, as per. Gove can't help what he looks like, but gets his choice of jobs in the next government.
Funky_monks
Neo-Rustic
Salty
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
And then they have a couples account.Colin and Deborah. When you see those, then you know someone’s been a bit naughty.
Doctor Carrot
Marxist Henchman
I know he won't but I hope he limps on for months. It'll be funny as fuck watching the vermin all glum faced knowing they can't get rid of the overgrown school boy they put in charge.
I remember hearing Portillo quoting someone on this week at around the time of the Brexit vote. It said something like 'Europe is the wolf that's coming down the road to destroy the Conservative party.' It took a while but old wolfy has arrived and is busy doing their thing
I remember hearing Portillo quoting someone on this week at around the time of the Brexit vote. It said something like 'Europe is the wolf that's coming down the road to destroy the Conservative party.' It took a while but old wolfy has arrived and is busy doing their thing
bimble
floofy
i think sackings might outnumber resignations today, but they should still count as balloons.
Numbers
an ting!
She might find the Wagatha Christie phone.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
The Duke of York is a member of the House of lords, so if Johnson gives him a position in the Cabinet, I'm sure the Queen will reciprocate appropriately.“one Johnson supporter predicted the Queen would refuse to allow the dissolution of parliament by 'finding a way of being busy until we've sorted this mess out ourselves''
Good morning
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Still hoping for a Friday resignation. It'd do the struggling pub trade a world of good.
andysays
Love and solidarity
I know he won't but I hope he limps on for months. It'll be funny as fuck watching the vermin all glum faced knowing they can't get rid of the overgrown school boy they put in charge.
I remember hearing Portillo quoting someone on this week at around the time of the Brexit vote. It said something like 'Europe is the wolf that's coming down the road to destroy the Conservative party.' It took a while but old wolfy has arrived and is busy doing their thing
I don't think it will literally destroy the Conservative party, but I really hope it will fuck them up good and proper.
Whenever Johnson does finally go, there is also the prospect of a potentially bitter and acrimonious leadership contest to choose his successor.
I won't claim it was exactly this that I hoped for when I voted Leave, but it was certainly something along these lines. Just wish it had happened a few years earlier.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
That's not the way it worked after they dumped Thatcher. All they need is a dull but halfway competent John Majoresque figure to give the job to.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Unlikely when the backbenchers have offered him the prospect of one final evasion of responsibility by “dipping their hands in blood” and allowing the psychopath to self-mythologise the treachery that brought the people’s choice down. It’ll go on until Tuesday.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
The Star with their agony aunt special edition, it even had the Sky News press review team cracking up. 
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Liar, liar, nose on fire.
bimble
floofy
What the actual fuck is this "key ally" on about when he says 'If the party wants to overthrow the elected will of the people, they have to dip their hands in blood'.
What is that even supposed to be ? It sounds like the gravelly voice on a movie trailer or some kind of bible bashing lunacy but it makes no actual sense.
What is that even supposed to be ? It sounds like the gravelly voice on a movie trailer or some kind of bible bashing lunacy but it makes no actual sense.
steveseagull
Well-Known Member
MORNING! And we are off again. Early runner Brandon Lewis
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Yep, she was Exchequer Secretary to the Treasury, a fairly senior middle ranking minister.
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