PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Elpenor]

Fifty’s up

 

[Steel Icarus]

My hatred for him is so pure. He epitomises the entire class-based edifice, the nepotism, and the arrogance. His entire government could resign and he’d still bluster on clinging to power.

Attending private school should prevent you entering politics or law.

Attending private school should be made impossible.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Fifty’s up

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Hang on, was Freeman on the payroll or is he a backbencher simply confirming no support?

I think it's been called as a leg bye.

<edit> minister after all, signalled as runs off the glove!

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Oh good, Suella Braverman has put her hat in the ring for next leader

 

[steveseagull]

Philp is still showing as loyal isn’t he.

Johnson has too much dirt on Philp.

 

[planetgeli]

Dip their hands in blood is some reference to the murder of Caesar as they all agreed to do that iirc but still makes no sense.

Yep it's an eh tu Brute reference except now we're down to "Eh tu, erm, Angela, er, er, the member for...somewhere"

 

[cupid_stunt]

Hang on, was Freeman on the payroll or is he a backbencher simply confirming no support?

I think it's been called as a leg bye.

<edit> minister after all, signalled as runs off the glove!

Science Minster.

 

[Steel Icarus]

These people's lines in the sand are several km further along the great stroll of loyalty to a moral vacuum than anyone's I know.

 

[brogdale]

Science Minster.

& Master in Charge of Bastardbury

 

[killer b]

All names I actually recognise so far this morning, if that means anything. Looks like it'll be a busy day

 

[JimW]

These people's lines in the sand are several km further along the great stroll of loyalty to a moral vacuum than anyone's I know.

Gove will do lines anywhere tbf

 

[cupid_stunt]

WOT, no minister doing the media rounds this morning.

 

[ruffneck23]

so we got to 50 before 7.30am , turning out lovely again

 

[steveseagull]

Here is a new variation. An 'I will not take that job' letter

 

[Edie]

Attending private school should be made impossible.

I disagree, I think people should be entitled to do what they want with their lives. But I do think a comprehensive non elite education is important for some jobs. Let’s add medicine to the list too.

 

[bimble]

the PM can only sack people from cabinet jobs and not from their MP-ness right?

 

[Pickman's model]

the PM can only sack people from cabinet jobs and not from their MP-ness right?

Yes

 

[cupid_stunt]

the PM can only sack people from cabinet jobs and not from their MP-ness right?

He can't sack MPs, but he can withdraw the whip, which means they no longer sit as a Tory MP, but an independent instead, or they cross the floor and join a opposition party.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

the PM can only sack people from cabinet jobs and not from their MP-ness right?

Yes - because they actually do have a mandate from their constituents.

 

[contadino]

the PM can only sack people from cabinet jobs and not from their MP-ness right?

He can withdraw the whip, as in sack them from the party, but no, can't revoke their elected mandate.

 

[Lurdan]

Guardian

 

[quiet guy]

Looks like he's curling one out as a metaphor for his disdain of Parliament

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

the PM can only sack people from cabinet jobs and not from their MP-ness right?

P-ness

<giggles>

 

[cupid_stunt]

Kay Burley, 'he's still in power', Alastair Campbell, 'well, he's in the building behind you, but I don't think we can say he's in power'.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Here is a new variation. An 'I will not take that job' letter

"upmost"

I thought the point about private education was that it was better than average?

 

[SpookyFrank]

What the actual fuck is this "key ally" on about when he says 'If the party wants to overthrow the elected will of the people, they have to dip their hands in blood'.
What is that even supposed to be ? It sounds like the gravelly voice on a movie trailer or some kind of bible bashing lunacy but it makes no actual sense.

This is the sort of thing you get from people who had Shakespeare and Sophocles drilled into them at their fancy schools but who never learned fuck all about reality.

 

[Steel Icarus]

"upmost"

I thought the point about private education was that it was better than average?

That's what they want you to think
It merely provides better opportunities for average minds

 

[cupid_stunt]

Pensions Minister, Guy Opperman, gone now.

51

 

[maomao]

"upmost"

I thought the point about private education was that it was better than average?

He went to a comprehensive.