PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[SpookyFrank]

Here is a new variation. An 'I will not take that job' letter

I won't work for him either. Better get typing I guess.

 

[bimble]

There's going to be a reshuffle this morning?
good stuff.

 

[cupid_stunt]

They are still reporting Johnson is going forward with a re-shuffle.

Can how you shuffle, when you have no cards?

 

[SpookyFrank]

There's going to be a reshuffle this morning?
good stuff.

Only so many ways you can shuffle no cards.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

 

[maomao]

We'll have Rosindell and Francois in cabinet by this evening and they can't even spell cabinet.

 

[JimW]

If him and his minions had done more of the five-knuckle variety he would have avoided some of this bother

 

[bimble]

Ministers get three months salary as a loss of office payment when they resign. thats nice for them.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

It's never been confirmed who the "under investigation for rape" MP is, not officially anyway. Should be clear by this evening, he'll be the only non-letter sending MP left not in the cabinet.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Technology Minister, Chris Philp has now gone too.

 

[Supine]

Bit direct lol

 

[maomao]

It's never been confirmed who the "under investigation for rape" MP is, not officially anyway. Should be clear by this evening, he'll be the only non-letter sending MP left not in the cabinet.

It's very well known in his constituency. The only time the fucker's shown his face since the allegations was to vote for Boris in the VoNC.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Lord Frost on Boris’ shenanigans…

“I worry that if he carries on as he did last night, he’s going to cause very serious damage to the conservative party.”

Hang in there Boris

 

[cupid_stunt]

Bit direct lol

That is so beautiful.

 

[tim]

He's clinging on as stubbornly as Corbyn did when the Parliamentary Labour Party turned against him.

 

[isvicthere?]

Here is a new variation. An 'I will not take that job' letter

It seems as if "upmost" is becoming a word, at least in governmental tweets.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Courts Minister gone.

53

 

[steveseagull]

Theresa May back as interim PM? Yes totally batshit but she knows the ropes. Plus it would blow Johnson's mind.

 

[kenny g]

It's never been confirmed who the "under investigation for rape" MP is, not officially anyway. Should be clear by this evening, he'll be the only non-letter sending MP left not in the cabinet

 

[steveseagull]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[PR1Berske]

R......

To save this forum from the lawyers, it's quite possibly not them.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Hahahahaha

 

[maomao]

Dip their hands in blood is some reference to the murder of Caesar as they all agreed to do that iirc but still makes no sense.

It does. He's saying they'll have to kill him. I wouldn't bet against it at the moment.

 

[Rob Ray]

Someone's keeping the relevant wiki page up to date (which is more than can be said for the official government one) which is a decent way to see where's become depopulated and where's holding up. Education is now solely inhabited by a very lonely looking Michelle Donalan sitting next to an unpaid lackey. NEU officials should be paying attention to this very effective example of a wildcat walkout ...


Also hard hit is the Levelling Up office, now consisting of two part-timers from the Lords and the Parliamentary Undersecretary for rough sleeping, who seems intent on keeping a ministerial roof over his head.

 

[steveseagull]

 

[billy_bob]

Apparently several parts of Boris Johnson have left the government during the night, including his pancreas, left foot and right olechranon. The remaining parts have vowed to fight on.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Theresa May back as interim PM? Yes totally batshit but she knows the ropes. Plus it would blow Johnson's mind.

 

[bimble]

Quite interesting What Ifs, from a constitutional law knower:

What if Boris Johnson refuses to resign?

6th July 2022 Since 2016 we have had in the United Kingdom a great deal of constitutional drama. We have had a referendum; supreme court cases; departure from the European Union; a hung parliament;…

davidallengreen.com

losing a vote of no confidence wouldn't necessarily force him out as PM, it says, even if it stops him being leader of the party.