PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[PR1Berske]

 

[kenny g]

Boris needs to do the decent thing and remove the whip from all Tory MPs.

 

[Lord Camomile]

The new Education Secretary, Michelle Donelan, has just resigned!

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Seriously

 

[Steel Icarus]

The new Education Secretary, Michelle Donelan, has just resigned!

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Fucking hell

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[ruffneck23]

His replacement Michelle Dolehan has resign withing 36 hours of starting the job

 

[Ax^]

hmm can it go to 99

and we can have a rendition of 99 luff balloons outside parliament

 

[cupid_stunt]

Fucking hell

It's fucking nuts, innit.

 

[JimW]

The new Education Secretary, Michelle Donelan, has just resigned!

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Political career as hokey-cokey

 

[ruffneck23]

His replacement Michelle Dolehan has resign withing 36 hours of starting the job

totally late with that one, got to be so quick around here these days

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[tommers]

Hahaha. That's made me spit bits of Shreddie all over myself.

 

[Ax^]

 

[JimW]

36 hours in the mystery chair, 36 hours in the quizzical glare....light out, sack time.

 

[brogdale]

It's fucking nuts, innit.

36 hours

It has been the privilege and honour of my life...

 

[billy_bob]

That 'I have served you as ... most recently Secretary of State' is just beautiful.

 

[Voley]

Oh my God. This is beyond all parody now. Fucking hell.

 

[chilango]

Go on Johnson. Announce a General Election. Then beg the Queen for permission.

 

[Lord Camomile]

"We're going to get on with getting the job done"

 

[redcogs]

Boris is like a limpet on a rock. As a kid i realised that a fucking good kicking can ultimately remove even the most stuborn of shellfish. Any volunteers?

 

[Numbers]

One of the replies (well... 2, but Phil made me laugh)

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Why do all these resignation letters read like a LinkedIn page up to the "I quit" conclusion?

 

[chilango]

Go on Johnson. Announce a General Election. Then beg the Queen for permission.

Not cos I think she'll refuse. I just like the idea of him getting the etiquette wrong.

...and I want a GE.

 

[ska invita]

Really? How would that work? Would the Conservative party suddenly coalesce around him or would there need to be some other sort of electoral vehicle? I honestly don't see how the general election idea is doable.

Cheers - Louis LacNeice

i meant in a hypothetical general election he could win - theres not a workable path to that happening though, I dont think

 

[JimW]

"I'm starting to suspect you're accepting these posts just so you can resign on me too."

 

[Louis MacNeice]

i meant in a hypothetical general election he could win - theres not a workable path to that happening though, I dont think

Good, thanks for the clarification; I thought I'd missed something. That said I wouldn't put it past him to give it a go...here's hoping.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

 

[contadino]

Go on Johnson. Announce a General Election. Then beg the Queen for permission.

I don't think he'll need to go down that route. An opposition VoNC is looking like an easier route to a GE.

 

[steveseagull]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sky is reporting that a resignation letter is currently being drafted for Johnson.

 

[Callum91]

Raises an intersting prospect though... How many can he go through whilst still having a government capable of even ordering replacement paperclips?