PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[rubbershoes]

Fucking hell

I know. 2005 called and wanted its emoji back

 

[existentialist]

Still don't think so as the dipping in blood is brought up to emphasise that you've not shirked from the business end of a defenestration or ducked out at the crisis point (in a joint enterprise, i.e. leaving dirty work to others), of course it involves killing in the locus classicus but isn't the point in later references IMO. Three pages?

I thought the idea was that, if they all dipped their hands in blood, no one culprit could be identified and that they were, to put it in a recently current phrase, "all in it together"...

 

[Voley]

I love all this "you should leave with dignity" stuff I'm hearing on the news atm.

 

[billy_bob]

BBC are losing interest

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Rob Ray]

Sky is reporting that a resignation letter is currently being drafted for Johnson.

(except the room in front of him is empty)

 

[Callum91]

Jesus Christ. Can I be Chancellor 'til 2pm?

 

[cupid_stunt]

TBF, that does make sense for certain positions, including his own.

 

[rubbershoes]

R4 says he's going today. It must be true

 

[Ax^]

hmm

 

[Chilli.s]

Didnt even have to go on strike to get that money

 

[steveseagull]

It's over. He has lost British Alba.

 

[Sue]

R4 says he's going today. It must be true

But will stay leader until their conference in October. Can't see that going down v well.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ok, who had 09:09 in the sweepstakes

 

[killer b]

It's some impressive brass neck from Zahawi, blackmailing his way to number 11 then claiming he only took the role out of duty to the country.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Jesus fucking Christ what a quote

 

[cupid_stunt]

Where's spitfire? I've got these for them.

 

[Ax^]

its done

 

[Rob Ray]

But will stay leader until their conference in October. Can't see that going down v well.

"Jut let me beat Theresa, please?"

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sky reporting from very senior sources, it's done, it's all over.

 

[tommers]

I'll be sad if he resigns cos it means it's over and I want this to carry on forever. An endless parade of people taking jobs and then doing a resignation letter hours later, Johnson getting more and more Colonel Kurtz, more bits of the government stopping existing.

I noticed that the resignation letter is being written for him, that's the last hope - that he's still not ready to read it out and will barricade himself into No 10 and have to be dragged out.

 

[steveseagull]

Lol

 

[Supine]

That’s a wrap!

 

[emanymton]

how is anyone supposed to get any work done its like game of thrones but with no goodies.

And sadly with a no beheadings

 

[pinkmonkey]

Sky reporting from very senior sources, it's done, it's all over.

And a BBC notification saying the same. Come on Boris, I’m waiting for my amazon fresh delivery, I bet the delivery gets here first!

 

[TopCat]

Think he might go in a minute.

 

[isvicthere?]

I have always assumed the correct word is ‘utmost’.

"Upmost" does exist, as a rarely-used derivative of "uppermost", but "utmost" (what the resigning tory means here) = the most extreme/of the highest importance.

 

[JimW]

Once someone with Donelan's long experience tells you to go, you have to, obviously.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Odds on him saying “Psyche!” in a week or so?

 

[PR1Berske]