PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

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[Artaxerxes]

Is it me or is Zahawi a 2D cardboard cutout

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Weak, he's not doing power splits.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Wonder what the shortest amount of time served as chancellor is?

Chancellor of the Exchequer - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The Right Honourable Sir John Pratt (2nd Feb-3rd April 1721) looks a potential candidate.

ETA: Actually Edward Law, 1st Baron Ellenborough (23 Jan-5th Feb 1806) will take some beating.

 

[rubbershoes]

The men in grey suits may be deployed...

Is there a fridge for him to hide in?

 

[MickiQ]

Weak, he's not doing power splits.


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Someone standing like that usually means they're bursting for a piss

 

[billy_bob]

It doesn't look like you, but I don't know what you look like




boom tish

I am 3D. More so than I'd like in some parts of the body these days...

 

[steveseagull]

The walls are closing in

 

[billy_bob]

Someone standing like that usually means they're bursting for a piss

Well, Osborne's bursting with piss no matter how he stands.

 

[Rob Ray]

This is quite the ticker the Guardian's got up, and another "I backed him now I don't" came in while I was writing. We seem to be on a resignation or a denunciation every 10 minutes atm.

 

[billy_bob]

Michelle Donelan looks like she's brimming with excitement at getting stuck into her new job as Education Secretary ...

 

[MickiQ]

At this rate he 's going to run out of suckers willing to be in the cabinet. I can imagine him buttonholing passers-by
"Psst fancy a being a Cabinet Minister?"

 

[cupid_stunt]

Victoria Atkins, Home Office Minister, has just resigned.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[DaveCinzano]

(((pigs)))

TITs are as TITs do

 

[Voley]

How many resignations are we at now? 14? 15? Hard to keep up with this

 

[cupid_stunt]

How many resignations are we at now? 14? 15? Hard to keep up with this

I've lost count, but I am sure it's north of 15, nearer 20 now.

 

[spitfire]

 

[spitfire]

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If you roll in the letters from the likes of 30p Lee then it's up to nearer 20. Maybe more.

 

[Voley]

If you roll in the letters from the likes of 30p Lee then it's up to nearer 20.

Pah! "I'm a bit miffed, he no longer enjoys my confidence, mumble mumble" posts on Facebook don't cut it any more.

We want resignations! In double figures.

 

[Rob Ray]

Given some of the known Johnson toadies who have been rushing to join in the letter deluge it does look like they've persuaded the weathervane MPs that the jig is up. Last out the door etc ...

 

[cupid_stunt]

Apparently there was some meeting yesterday evening for Tory MPs that support Johnson, and only 45 turned-up.

 

[billy_bob]

Pah! "I'm a bit miffed, he no longer enjoys my confidence, mumble mumble" posts on Facebook don't cut it any more.

We want resignations! In double figures.

I'm starting to build up resistance to those too tbh. It's going to take a lynching to get me really excited now.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Apparently there was some meeting yesterday evening for Tory MPs that support Johnson, and only 45 turned-up.

Was Fabricant there, or was he dishwashing his hair?

 

[cupid_stunt]

This is from the Political Editor of the Daily Mail.



That's suggests they expect him gone this week.

 

[MrCurry]

Given some of the known Johnson toadies who have been rushing to join in the letter deluge it does look like they've persuaded weathervane MPs that the jig is up.

I would have thought even the most myopic can see the writing is not only on the wall, but soaking thru the wall and visible on the other side now. All they gain by staying loyal is to be seen as an outsider by the next regime.

Only fanatics like Dorries and Patel will cling on to Boris, because who else would have them?

 

[Wilf]

Goes without saying that anyone guilty of cheating the public purse in order to heat their horses' stables should guarantee a piano wire exit rather than any public office...but, yeah, I tend to agree. The membership will not forgive those that prolong the agony.

He has a look of unsmiling solidity, which is probably what they are looking for at the moment. In any other job he'd have been sacked for the expenses stuff and then there's the 'gentleman's club' - aka organised sexual assault event - that he visited. But yeah, he's probably well placed at the moment, particularly if he goes for mad tax cuts.

 

[billy_bob]

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'm starting to build up resistance to those too tbh. It's going to take a lynching to get me really excited now.

What's your preferred scenario?

• Ceausescu speech from the balcony
• Musso going full spectrum George Formby
• Gaddafi in a drain
• Saddam in a hole

 

[philosophical]

Starmer had better deliver at PMQ’s.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Starmer had better deliver at PMQ’s.

Pizza?