PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Rob Ray]

These people who jumped into the vacant seats yesterday to be chancellor & health sec are they betting that johnson will survive?

Zahawi has been tipped repeatedly as a potential leadership hopeful. Even a short stint as Chancellor is a big recognition boost for him, plus it'll play well with Boris loyalists in the membership. He doesn't lose much if Johnson goes as he can always say it's "loyalty to the country not the incumbent".

Barclay might just want one of the big jobs by his name I guess. He's been pretty firmly hitched to Johnson's clown car for a long while though so may just be doing as he's told.

 

[brogdale]

Stepping up in these circumstances guarantees he will never be pm

Goes without saying that anyone guilty of cheating the public purse in order to heat their horses' stables should guarantee a piano wire exit rather than any public office...but, yeah, I tend to agree. The membership will not forgive those that prolong the agony.

 

[Lord Camomile]

These people who jumped into the vacant seats yesterday to be chancellor & health sec are they betting that johnson will survive?

I mean, let's be honest, who the fuck knows what these absolutely mad bastards are thinking, but I'm wondering if they're either a) just looking to raise their profile as much as possible, so they're in the mentions somewhere down the line (just like Johnson, really) and/or b) they're banking on doing 'a good enough job' (by their own fucked up definitions...) that the next head boy/girl can't really drop them (sort of like Ole Gunnar Solskjaer).

But, again, who the fuck really knows. There's every chance they don't themselves, frankly!

 

[two sheds]

Could add millions to their earning potential in their post-MP jobbies.

 

[brogdale]

Looks like we've got to the heavy drinking in the bunker stage for the die-hard zealots.

 

[Numbers]

GMB interrupted by protestor who blasts Bye Bye Boris outside Westminster on air

Good Morning Britain was suddenly interrupted by proud protestor Steve Bray when he blasted Bye Bye Boris outside the Houses of Parliament after ITV bosses asked him to protest away from set

www.dailystar.co.uk

Only video I can find of it.

 

[Pickman's model]

Could add millions to their earning potential in their post-MP jobbies.

Yeh but by the end of the year millions will be worth much less than they are now

 

[quiet guy]

Steve Bray is flipping his signs behind the interviewer on BBC Breakfast - Get your Johnson out of our Democracy

 

[Pickman's model]

Steve Bray is flipping his signs behind the interviewer on BBC Breakfast - Get your Johnson out of our Democracy

He must be having the time of his life

 

[two sheds]

Before getting arrested for wearing a loud shirt.

 

[killer b]

Not happy they sent him out to lie for Johnson

this is bullshit - the main job of a minister in Johnson's government is to go out and lie for him.

 

[brogdale]

this is bullshit - the main job of a minister in Johnson's government is to go out and lie for him.

Yep, most the PPS resignations are from those that believe they have a political career ahead of them and want to be able to point to the performative display of their integrity to isolate themselves from their complicity.

 

[cupid_stunt]

The Express is still in denial.

The Daily Express leader
This political drama could be the catalyst for a new era in the Johnson premiership in which he seeks to transform the country with even greater ambition. Those who still respect his genius for campaigning but are dismayed by mistakes and gaffes will now watch the PM intently for evidence he can unite the party and rapidly change Britain for the better. Mr Johnson will deploy his legendary gifts of persuasion to renew MPs’ faith. Rather than choreograph a graceful retreat, this Prime Minister plans to put his foot to the floor and accelerate ahead. His will to win is his greatest weapon, and he will relish the challenge of defying those who think him finished.

Delusional fools.

 

[MickiQ]

Youngest Q who has just risen from her pit to make herself breakfast has demonstrated the same keen political insight as her mother.
"They've published all the letters in full Dad, they could have just written 'I could not stay because you are a twat' "

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Mrs Q offered the comment this morning that he is like that tiny bit of shit that clings to the toilet bowl and won't go no matter how often you try and flush it away.

To be fair to him, I wouldn't describe him as tiny.

 

[flypanam]

Fair point still think a minister is shouting at the Durham rozzers


like trump wanting to go to the capital on jan 06th

I imagine Patel is shouting at the chief constable at this very moment.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Robin Walker, School's Minister, is out.

 

[steveseagull]

Man down. Four today so far. Thirteen in total.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Looks like we've got to the heavy drinking in the bunker stage for the die-hard zealots.

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The endless bumps of chang aren't helping the thinking clearly

 

[teuchter]

Robin Walker, School's Minister, is out.

From the Robin Walker's letter to the Boris Johnson.

 

[brogdale]

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From the Robin Walker's letter to the Boris Johnson.

"the Rishi Sunak" & "the Sajid Javid"?

 

[cupid_stunt]

"the Rishi Sunak" & "the Sajid Javid"?

And, he was Schools Minister.

 

[teuchter]

And, he was School's Minister.

You would be unfit for the job too what with that apostrophe and I'm not keen on the comma either.

 

[kabbes]

Maybe he’s so smart and educated that he was thinking in Ancient Greek and just accidentally mistranslated it to English.

 

[flypanam]

As an aside I’m loving the Zahawi self made stuff floating about in the press. I’m wondering if it’s too late for me to become self made?

 

[Chilli.s]

hes a multi flusher

 

[steveseagull]

One of Johnson loyal toads, Robert Halfon has handed in a 1922 letter

 

[DaveCinzano]

Maybe he’s so smart and educated that he was thinking in Ancient Greek and just accidentally mistranslated it to English.

The fleet-footed Rishi Sunak and the blancmange-hearted Sajid Javid, perhaps

 

[steveseagull]

He has lost 30p Lee/Nine Bob Knob lol

 

[Lord Camomile]

Looks like we've got to the heavy drinking in the bunker stage for the die-hard zealots.

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Can someone "bollocks"

I guess anything can be a verb in Woke Britannia