PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[bellaozzydog]

Dorries channelling Eva Braun

 

[MickiQ]

will be funny if there's a GE and tories win a majority and keir starmer doesn't quit as labour party leader and we all just get to carry on in this wonderfully acidic and uncomfortable timeline

No, no it won't

 

[strung out]

Would be great if Durham police fined Kier Starmer tomorrow morning now.

 

[PR1Berske]

Would be great if Durham police fined Kier Starmer tomorrow morning now.

We'll need one hell of a mega -thread for that.

 

[steveseagull]

He has lost Murdoch.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Calamity1971]

Moylan could've at least had the decency to hit the metal.

 

[Calamity1971]

Streeting fell for it..

 

[Elpenor]

is it time for the S*n to switch sides yet?

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[steveseagull]

Deleted wrong thread

 

[steveseagull]

Another PPS bites the dust

 

[Calamity1971]

She's just put her third draft on.

 

[steveseagull]

Solicitor General gone

 

[Calamity1971]

Can even Boris the greased piglet wriggle his way out of this.
Tomorrow's heil headline apparently

 

[Humberto]

Can even Boris the greased piglet wriggle his way out of this.
Tomorrow's heil headline apparently

pmqs tomoz!

 

[belboid]

Can even Boris the greased piglet wriggle his way out of this.
Tomorrow's heil headline apparently

 

[Lord Camomile]

He has lost Murdoch.

It is an embarrassment to both that he ever had it in the first place.

 

[Calamity1971]

pmqs tomoz!

Monkey pox or COVID?
Even if he shows Starmer will make a bollocks of it.

 

[Humberto]

Monkey pox or COVID?
Even if he shows Starmer will make a bollocks of it.

He will hang him. And nobody will know about it.

 

[Ax^]

police report of Starmer tomorrow for beer gate

not like the met have not come to his rescue before

 

[Lord Camomile]

Well, I guess that's at least one thing they're consistent on.

"What's that, the rules won't allow it? Ok, well then just change them so that they do. Got to maintain the moral authority"

 

[Calamity1971]

police report of Starmer tomorrow for beer gate

not like the met have not come to his rescue before

Can the met do owt? Down to Durham rozzers whether he gets a fpn or not.

 

[Calamity1971]

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Well, I guess that's at least one thing they're consistent on.

"What's that, the rules won't allow it? Ok, well then just change them so that they do. Got to maintain the moral authority"

Mogg saying it's undemocratic to change the rules. He's got a short memory re: Patterson.

 

[Lord Camomile]

It is weird what ends up being the straw for various camels throughout history.

 

[Ax^]

just amazed it was someone aside from Boris

 

[Ax^]

Can the met do owt? Down to Durham rozzers whether he gets a fpn or not.

Fair point still think a minister is shouting at the Durham rozzers


like trump wanting to go to the capital on jan 06th

 

[Wilf]

Fair point still think a minister is shouting at the Durham rozzers


like trump wanting to go to the capital on jan 06th

Maybe the Durham plod will announce kieth has got a FPN at the Durham Miner's Gala on Saturday - to great cheers.

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Calamity1971]

Did Lucy want the job?