PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[MrSki]

Supertanskii's take.

 

[A380]

 

[SpookyFrank]

The problem arises when a woman shares a cab ride with a man who's supposedly chivalrously seeing her safely home en route to his own gaff when he'll pay the driver. Once away from the party and in the intimacy of the back seat the monster pounces. It's a thing of the past, but was still a thing among Johnson's Oxford set.

It's not a thing of the past.

 

[Calamity1971]

Johnson has had an operation on his sinuses ( septum probs fell out).
Unfortunately he's doing well.

Boris Johnson undergoes 'minor' NHS operation as Dominic Raab 'put in charge'

The Prime Minister is resting after undergoing a sinus operation which took place earlier today.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[srb7677]

Johnson has had an operation on his sinuses ( septum probs fell out).
Unfortunately he's doing well.

Boris Johnson undergoes 'minor' NHS operation as Dominic Raab 'put in charge'

The Prime Minister is resting after undergoing a sinus operation which took place earlier today.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

Hopefully whilst he is in there they will reverse the integrity bypass operation he obviously had many decades ago.

 

[Calamity1971]

Hopefully whilst he is in there they will reverse the integrity bypass operation he obviously had many decades ago.

Plus a vasectomy, or castration.

 

[srb7677]

Plus a vasectomy, or castration.

I think we'd be better run if he also had a lobotomy.

 

[Calamity1971]

I think we'd be better run if he also had a lobotomy.

Would we notice if he did?

 

[Pickman's model]

Would we notice if he did?

He'd have a bloody great scar on his skull

 

[ska invita]

Sinus operation eh

 

[magneze]

 

[ruffneck23]

Sinus operation eh

Exactly my first thoughts on it.

 

[Wilf]

If Jacob Rees Mogg has a 7th child....

 

[Pickman's model]

If Jacob Rees Mogg has a 7th child....

yeh it'd be septimus / septima

 

[ruffneck23]

yeh it'd be septimus / septima

Septic methinks

 

[A380]

 

[Wilf]

'Mr Zelensky, he wants to nip over again. Are you free?'
- Sigh. yeah, suppose so, I've nothing better to do...

 

[Pickman's model]

'Mr Zelensky, he wants to nip over again. Are you free?'
- Sigh. yeah, suppose so, I've nothing better to do...

bet johnson stinks up his toilet too

 

[elbows]

The Guardian wrote about the vanishing story and Cummings took the opportunity mention another instance of Johnson trying to get Carrie a job.

No 10 confirms it asked the Times to drop Carrie Johnson story

Newspaper swiftly withdrew article alleging Boris Johnson tried to hire his future wife as chief of staff

www.theguardian.com

On Monday Downing Street confirmed it contacted the newspaper on Friday night and asked it to retract the story.

The Times has so far refused to say why it agreed to remove the story although its website has been flooded with comments from readers demanding an explanation.

Political sources with knowledge of the incident have told the Guardian the original story is correct.

Dominic Cummings, a former adviser to Johnson who has become an arch critic of the prime minister, backed up the original story and went further, suggesting Johnson also attempted to appoint his wife to a government job in late 2020.

 

[Wilf]

Cummings is a 21st Century version of Cassandra. Broadly speaking the truth, but disbelieved as a lying little shit.

 

[bluescreen]

The Guardian wrote about the vanishing story and Cummings took the opportunity mention another instance of Johnson trying to get Carrie a job.

No 10 confirms it asked the Times to drop Carrie Johnson story

Newspaper swiftly withdrew article alleging Boris Johnson tried to hire his future wife as chief of staff

www.theguardian.com

David Allen Green writes about the disappearing story from a media lawyer's point of view, going through the varying stages of publication, and noting that Walters is standing by his story:

So there was not a journalistic reason for pulling the story.

And there was not a legal reason for pulling the story.

This meant that the story may have been pulled for another reason – a non-journalistic, non-legal explanation.

The removal of the Johnson “Chief of Staff” story – a media lawyer’s perspective

20 June 2022 The pulling by the Times of the ‘Chief of Staff’ story about Boris and Carrie Johnson is interesting in many ways – and this post explains why it is interesting from …

davidallengreen.com

 

[Wilf]

Crude 70s Leftist: 'the powerful and the media are in cahoots, they just make a call and get stories pulled'
- oh no, come on, it's more nuanced than that, surely!

2022:

 

[JimW]

I thought Carrie was the actually employable one of the two of them, so unnecessarily bent too.

 

[MickiQ]

Crude 70s Leftist: 'the powerful and the media are in cahoots, they just make a call and get stories pulled'
- oh no, come on, it's more nuanced than that, surely!

2022:

On fine form today Wilf

 

[Chilli.s]

Crude 70s Leftist: 'the powerful and the media are in cahoots, they just make a call and get stories pulled'
- oh no, come on, it's more nuanced than that, surely!

2022:

say it aint so... Probably have been 150 grand had it not been for the tight austerity drive at the time. Not really news, I'd expect the clown to do this.

The story that I'd like to read is what did Jennifer Accuri do with the 100 grand she got for business development

 

[Pickman's model]

say it aint so... Probably have been 150 grand had it not been for the tight austerity drive at the time. Not really news, I'd expect the clown to do this.

The story that I'd like to read is what did Jennifer Accuri do with the 100 grand she got for business development

Spaffed against the wall

 

[Artaxerxes]

say it aint so... Probably have been 150 grand had it not been for the tight austerity drive at the time. Not really news, I'd expect the clown to do this.

The story that I'd like to read is what did Jennifer Accuri do with the 100 grand she got for business development

Blow, booze and some she wasted

 

[Chilli.s]

Blow, booze and some she wasted

At least it wasnt all wasted then

 

[ruffneck23]

say it aint so... Probably have been 150 grand had it not been for the tight austerity drive at the time. Not really news, I'd expect the clown to do this.

The story that I'd like to read is what did Jennifer Accuri do with the 100 grand she got for business development

shouldnt have really said that, been down the pub.

 

[two sheds]

Boris names Carrie Symonds as new ethics advisor

Boris Johnson has found a nice cushy number for his latest squeeze.

newsthump.com