PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Calamity1971]

That would go well.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Please let them be this fucking stupid.

 

[BCBlues]

haven't heard of thepavlovictoday but ...

Exclusive: Boris Johnson demanded Conservative MPs take photos of their confidence vote to show they were loyal to him in a secret ballot - The Pavlovic Today

Boris Johnson wanted Conservative MPs to take photos of their confidence vote to show they were loyal to him in a secret ballot.

thepavlovictoday.com

Mention in that article of Johnson's "patsy" Heather Wheeler, she of the "godawful places" slur last week. Johnson attempted to get her voted in as Chair of the 1922 Committee, but as is common with his little plans, he failed.

 

[Artaxerxes]

That would go well.

Sound

 

[SpookyFrank]

Please let them be this fucking stupid.

They do it in Manchester because it has the only police force outside London with enough cops to protect them.

They put barriers up across the tram lines. To help them intercept any nefarious person who might think to sneak into the conference venue disguised as a tram.

 

[existentialist]

This should be interesting, it doesn't say which channel it will be on, hopefully a free-to-air one.

Celebrity Gig Magazine | Home of Exclusives

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It gratifies me to recall that "chum" is the name for the buckets of entrails and bloody body parts that are thrown in the sea to attract sharks.

I wonder if Pickman's model might be prepared to sacrifice his penguins' wellbeing to see the "chums" turned into "chum"?

 

[existentialist]

Please let them be this fucking stupid.

It does feel like some serious rioting is long overdue... <whistles tunelessly>

 

[not-bono-ever]

Please let them do this. A great time to work in the hospitality sector

 

[Pickman's model]

It gratifies me to recall that "chum" is the name for the buckets of entrails and bloody body parts that are thrown in the sea to attract sharks.

I wonder if Pickman's model might be prepared to sacrifice his penguins' wellbeing to see the "chums" turned into "chum"?

sharks demand pedigree 'chum' and i'm not sure johnson meets their exacting standards

 

[Storm Fox]

I get the feeling that this could be the issue that brings down the government. Especially after the Ukrainian refugee crisis, I think a lot of people are now thinking more about refugees and while the 'send 'em back' crowd are the loudest at shouting, most people haven't thought much about it and parrot what The S*n and Fail say, but now those people are thinking more about refugees and seeing it all rather unfair.

 

[eatmorecheese]

I get the feeling that this could be the issue that brings down the government. Especially after the Ukrainian refugee crisis, I think a lot of people are now thinking more about refugees and while the 'send 'em back' crowd are the loudest at shouting, most people haven't thought much about it and parrot what The S*n and Fail say, but now those people are thinking more about refugees and seeing it all rather unfair.

I admire your optimism and I hope it works out like that. But over 20 years of this shit will take a long time to shift.

 

[A380]

That would go well.

Channel Four could televise it. I'd pay to view.

 

[Pickman's model]

Channel Four could televise it. I'd pay to view.

why watch history when you could go to liverpool and help make it?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Johnson should do an open top bus tour of Liverpool with his cabinet

 

[Pickman's model]

Johnson should do an open top bus tour of Liverpool with his cabinet

johnson should invite the denizens of liverpool to perform open air open heart surgery upon him

 

[cupid_stunt]

The appeal has been unsuccessful, the flight is going to Rwanda tomorrow.

 

[hash tag]

Source?

 

[srb7677]

Johnson should do an open top bus tour of Liverpool with his cabinet

And if that happens, the rest of us should crowd fund the purchase of tens of thousands of eggs to place at the disposal of the good people of Liverpool.
Perhaps then Bozo the Buffoon really will have egg on his face - literally and not just metaphorically.

I'd chip in a few dozen eggs for such a worthy cause. I think most of us would. lol

 

[cupid_stunt]

Source?

It was breaking news on Sky at the time I posted, so nothing was online, but it is now.

Rwanda asylum plan: Court allows first flight to go ahead

The UK government's first flight taking asylum seekers to Rwanda will now go ahead tomorrow evening.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[cupid_stunt]

And if that happens, the rest of us should crowd fund the purchase of tens of thousands of eggs to place at the disposal of the good people of Liverpool.
Perhaps then Bozo the Buffoon really will have egg on his face - literally and not just metaphorically.

I'd chip in a few dozen eggs for such a worthy cause. I think most of us would. lol

Forget eggs, go with tomatoes.

Tinned ones.

 

[Calamity1971]

Forget eggs, go with tomatoes.

Tinned ones.

Catering size?

 

[hash tag]

It was breaking news on Sky at the time I posted, so nothing was online, but it is now.

Rwanda asylum plan: Court allows first flight to go ahead

The UK government's first flight taking asylum seekers to Rwanda will now go ahead tomorrow evening.

www.bbc.co.uk

I'm feeling the need to go and protest somewhere tomorrow...home office, downing Street or an airport?

 

[Calamity1971]

It was breaking news on Sky at the time I posted, so nothing was online, but it is now.

Rwanda asylum plan: Court allows first flight to go ahead

The UK government's first flight taking asylum seekers to Rwanda will now go ahead tomorrow evening.

www.bbc.co.uk

I watched the whole waffling shit show. I really thought it was going to get fucked off. . Imagine being them poor souls right now.

 

[Voley]

He was down the end of our road today, I've just heard.

I would've had the muckspreader handy if I'd known.

 

[hash tag]

Hopefully the Rwandan appeals are not over yet and if it ever happens, I am sure there will be a lot of security necessary for both local demonstrations and the refugees fighting like hell, that is unless they have been sedated.

 

[MickiQ]

It was breaking news on Sky at the time I posted, so nothing was online, but it is now.

Rwanda asylum plan: Court allows first flight to go ahead

The UK government's first flight taking asylum seekers to Rwanda will now go ahead tomorrow evening.

www.bbc.co.uk

According to that article there are only expected to 8 deportees on it, is it a dedicated flight or a scheduled one?

 

[hash tag]

According to that article there are only expected to 8 deportees on it, is it a dedicated flight or a scheduled one?

Can be either, though I would guess this flight will be single dedicated from an RAF base to keep media and protesters away.

 

[hash tag]

Is it even possible to get a scheduled direct flight from the UK to Rwanda?

 

[Wilf]

They do it in Manchester because it has the only police force outside London with enough cops to protect them.

They put barriers up across the tram lines. To help them intercept any nefarious person who might think to sneak into the conference venue disguised as a tram.

I remember in 2005 or so, running an anarchist film/bookfair in Newcastle on the same weekend as the Labour Party regional conference was the other side of the river in Gateshead. We were all planning for getting shut down or some degree of hassle from the filth. In the end, one copper came wandering in and said, 'oh, I thought I'd call in and see what all this was about'. Then about 30 seconds later he got distracted and started paying more attention to a passing noisy stag party.

((((Not as dangerous as we thought we were))))

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Is it even possible to get a scheduled direct flight from the UK to Rwanda?

I have been but via Nairobi, so possibly not. It is also a country I wouldn't want to live in due to the authoritarian government and massive Chinese investment. That said I really enjoyed my time there and found it better organised and having better infrastructure than Unganda which I also went to. Suffice to say that Rwanda is being used in an intimidatory way.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice