billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
I can't see a downside to more plotting against Johnson and the overshadowing of the jubilee both occurring over this otherwise tiresomely unpaid (for us self-employed types) long weekend.
PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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I can't see a downside to more plotting against Johnson and the overshadowing of the jubilee both occurring over this otherwise tiresomely unpaid (for us self-employed types) long weekend.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Surely she should be out waving a flag, not briefing journos. She's spitting on the jubilee.
Fairweather
Well-Known Member
Raheem
Well-Known Member
"I'm afraid Carrie Johnson has been in this morning. Can I interest you is something sort of lavender-grey?"
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
Tory rebel urges MPs to withdraw no confidence letters in PM as disunity grows
I'm not usually a fan of online pedantry about grammar and syntax, but this headline makes it sound like it's the letters that are in the PM, not the lack of confidence. I hope they're using proper posh 150gsm paper (they're Tory MPs - I'm sure they are) that really hurts when you withdraw it.
I'm not usually a fan of online pedantry about grammar and syntax, but this headline makes it sound like it's the letters that are in the PM, not the lack of confidence. I hope they're using proper posh 150gsm paper (they're Tory MPs - I'm sure they are) that really hurts when you withdraw it.
ruffneck23
front left
Yeah, he's on his way out.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Give me false hope will you
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
If even people who have got up at stupid o’clock to wait outside for hours to watch people go into a royal event boo you as a Tory PM you must be toast.
teqniq
DisMembered
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
Highly amusing to see the blustercunt loudly booed by what is effectively a mob of naturally Tory royalist lickspittles.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
The state of him, he couldn't be arsed to make sure his tie was straight, and WTF are those marks on the back of his jacket?
Then he takes the piss with this...
Boris Johnson gives 'ironic' Bible reading on integrity at Jubilee service
Royal fans were quick to highlight the 'irony' of the Prime Minister's New Testament reading as questions of his conduct and integrity have been looming for months while Tory MPs publicly call for him to quit.
www.mirror.co.uk
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
The state of him, he couldn't be arsed to make sure his tie was straight, and WTF are those marks on the back of his jacket?
Then he takes the piss with this...
Boris Johnson gives 'ironic' Bible reading on integrity at Jubilee service
Royal fans were quick to highlight the 'irony' of the Prime Minister's New Testament reading as questions of his conduct and integrity have been looming for months while Tory MPs publicly call for him to quit.
Should have read from Philanders 17:2
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I very much doubt he got to choose the Bible reading. That was probably someone at the PalaceThe state of him, he couldn't be arsed to make sure his tie was straight, and WTF are those marks on the back of his jacket?
Then he takes the piss with this...
Boris Johnson gives 'ironic' Bible reading on integrity at Jubilee service
Royal fans were quick to highlight the 'irony' of the Prime Minister's New Testament reading as questions of his conduct and integrity have been looming for months while Tory MPs publicly call for him to quit.
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
I very much doubt he got to choose the Bible reading. That was probably someone at the Palace
yes, i'm inclined to think it was trolling on someone's part
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Yep, but worth bearing in mind that some of these camp on the pavement, die-hard monarchist types will probably never forgive Johnson for the pre-Phil funeral party whilst leaving the monarch grieving on her own as in those front-page splash photos.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Why couldn't one of them do unto Johnson what John Bellingham did to Spencer Perceval?
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
This is the strongest indicator that he’s on his way out yet imo. If even these dipshits can see through him now, what hope does he have?
not-bono-ever
meh
“ it is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.
Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors.
In the name of God, go!”
Bit biblical for me but yeh I get Cromwells take. Needs more defenestration tho
Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors.
In the name of God, go!”
Bit biblical for me but yeh I get Cromwells take. Needs more defenestration tho
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Aye, and they'll lose without him as well.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Agreed. I was going to post that front page myself and comment on how fucking arrogant he is, but when I checked the story online I realised that headline is bollocks, the online headline is more honest.
Keep Boris Johnson as Prime Minister or lose the next election, senior ally warns Tory rebels
After the Prime Minister was booed at a Jubilee event, a senior Government source told i: 'If you chuck Boris, you blow the Red Wall apart. He is the only leader that holds it together'
inews.co.uk
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